Monday, January 24, 2011
Darth Gayder
He’s definitely not your father, Luke.
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- creature
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- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Jacques Doucheteau
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- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
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- Hermit
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
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- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
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- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Looks like a female dom with her boy-toy; definitely a rare sighting! If that’s what is going on, he’s not macking on her, but is literally being led around by her!
Raider Fans; you gotta love ’em. Al Davis is your father.
A horse peed on me once.
Mr. Cobblestone
If that’s Darth Gayder, then the chick must be his C3PHo.
Some might call me harsh, but the sex scene between Darth Gayder and Jar Jar Binks in ep. 1 ruined the film for me.
Because the Jets lost, Jarred lost the bet and had to wear Barry’s cup like a surgical mask for the rest of the night.
I think I strained my spaghetti in his stainless steel mask the other day.
This is not the Dork you are looking for….
Looks like Traci Lords
The farce is strong with this one.
The new super hero Metaljockstrap.
R2 open all the doors in the garbage compartment!
Princess Leia, step away from the sewage beast while we flush the douche into empty space in a galaxy far far away . . .
@dude
I see where you’re going with that comparison, but this chick is a Poor Man’s Traci Lords at best. Or Traci Lords with some kind of genetic defect.
She looks familiar and I would suggest to Mr. White & Medussa the use of stronger restraints & anesthesia whilst tinkering in the basement.
Yes or no Clarice, poor little Catherine is waiting
He’s wearing Batman’s codpiece on his face. She should be wearing it. It looks like Darth’s face has been as close to a man’s balls as any codpiece has…
He’s a Jedi apprentice.
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Trust me, I’m a Sith.
WTF…
It must apply the lotion.
Nancy…
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…”C3PHo”…
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…classic.
Et Tu’s right; White and Medusa have another gimp loose.
With Cock-B-Gone™ the Senator was able to save his political career.
Goddammit, I really hope he’s getting ready for the new Medieval Times II – Road Warrior act.
I always wondered what happened to my cup after high school.
so that’s were my athletic cup went to
damn….foghorn, did you pee in yours too?
LAUNDRY GIMP!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!
And who is she? Oh, you’re gonna pay.
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Frank. Come hither. We have work to do.
Medusa, you always provide the very best entertainment.
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*sits back with popcorn and turgid erection to watch Medusa and Frank work their magic*
Lance, after drinking himself to oblivion, puking, and then waking dead up next to Bon Scott, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison, learned a hard lesson about the downside of his binge-drinking costume.
Todd finally found an answer to Cindy’s feminine odor problem.
Damn, Boss, this would have been the best “Caption This” ever. Except for that one with Crimson Ted’s face buried in that chick’s mud trench.
Todd his with shame behind the mask, for he made the mistake of getting a Brazilian hot wax last week in Kennesaw, and Cindy was shocked to see that his balls and cock had also peeled right off, making it a rough night in Atlanta Underground.
@Mr. White
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Traci Lords is already a poor man’s Traci Lords. But I agree this one is several branches lower on the evolutionary tree, and quite possibly has the wrong number of chromosomes.
He’s trying to protect his mouth from Frank and Medusa’s inevitable advancement.
Thats a dick guard so he won’t suck dick behind her back.
He’s Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@ Deltus 8:28
I aim to please. And feel free to watch. I get off on knowing the suffering is also experienced by observers.
After Sugar Ray and daytime TV failure, Mark McGrath was left with nothing else but to work at the Dungeons and Dragons theme restaurant at the Toledo Mini Mall and Car Wash.
Douche ex Machina got it right at the top – this looks like some sort of S&M club.
“Luke, I fucked your father.”