Monday, January 24, 2011

Darth Gayder

He’s definitely not your father, Luke.

# posted by douchebag1
11:36 am January, 24 Douche ex Machina said...

Looks like a female dom with her boy-toy; definitely a rare sighting! If that’s what is going on, he’s not macking on her, but is literally being led around by her!

11:38 am January, 24 Wedgie said...

Raider Fans; you gotta love ’em. Al Davis is your father.

11:45 am January, 24 Anonymous said...

A horse peed on me once.

Mr. Cobblestone

11:50 am January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

If that’s Darth Gayder, then the chick must be his C3PHo.

11:55 am January, 24 soy bomb said...

Some might call me harsh, but the sex scene between Darth Gayder and Jar Jar Binks in ep. 1 ruined the film for me.

12:02 pm January, 24 Mr. White said...

Because the Jets lost, Jarred lost the bet and had to wear Barry’s cup like a surgical mask for the rest of the night.

12:05 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

I think I strained my spaghetti in his stainless steel mask the other day.

12:07 pm January, 24 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

This is not the Dork you are looking for….

12:07 pm January, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like Traci Lords

12:22 pm January, 24 Bag A said...

The farce is strong with this one.

12:23 pm January, 24 Stephanie said...

The new super hero Metaljockstrap.

12:40 pm January, 24 NeverSayNever said...

R2 open all the doors in the garbage compartment!

Princess Leia, step away from the sewage beast while we flush the douche into empty space in a galaxy far far away . . .

12:58 pm January, 24 Mr. White said...

@dude
I see where you’re going with that comparison, but this chick is a Poor Man’s Traci Lords at best. Or Traci Lords with some kind of genetic defect.

2:13 pm January, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

She looks familiar and I would suggest to Mr. White & Medussa the use of stronger restraints & anesthesia whilst tinkering in the basement.

3:14 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yes or no Clarice, poor little Catherine is waiting

3:21 pm January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s wearing Batman’s codpiece on his face. She should be wearing it. It looks like Darth’s face has been as close to a man’s balls as any codpiece has…

3:47 pm January, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He’s a Jedi apprentice.
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Trust me, I’m a Sith.

3:49 pm January, 24 Edvis said...

WTF…

4:02 pm January, 24 Buffalo Bill said...

It must apply the lotion.

4:28 pm January, 24 Fatness said...

Nancy…
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…”C3PHo”…
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…classic.

5:01 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Et Tu’s right; White and Medusa have another gimp loose.

5:02 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

With Cock-B-Gone™ the Senator was able to save his political career.

5:20 pm January, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

Goddammit, I really hope he’s getting ready for the new Medieval Times II – Road Warrior act.

5:47 pm January, 24 FoghornLeghorn said...

I always wondered what happened to my cup after high school.

6:15 pm January, 24 creature said...

so that’s were my athletic cup went to

6:16 pm January, 24 creature said...

damn….foghorn, did you pee in yours too?

7:36 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

LAUNDRY GIMP!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!

7:37 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

And who is she? Oh, you’re gonna pay.
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Frank. Come hither. We have work to do.

8:28 pm January, 24 Deltus said...

Medusa, you always provide the very best entertainment.
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*sits back with popcorn and turgid erection to watch Medusa and Frank work their magic*

8:56 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Lance, after drinking himself to oblivion, puking, and then waking dead up next to Bon Scott, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison, learned a hard lesson about the downside of his binge-drinking costume.

8:56 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Todd finally found an answer to Cindy’s feminine odor problem.

8:58 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Damn, Boss, this would have been the best “Caption This” ever. Except for that one with Crimson Ted’s face buried in that chick’s mud trench.

11:07 pm January, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Todd his with shame behind the mask, for he made the mistake of getting a Brazilian hot wax last week in Kennesaw, and Cindy was shocked to see that his balls and cock had also peeled right off, making it a rough night in Atlanta Underground.

2:36 am January, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Mr. White
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Traci Lords is already a poor man’s Traci Lords. But I agree this one is several branches lower on the evolutionary tree, and quite possibly has the wrong number of chromosomes.

5:14 am January, 25 Collaz B. Popped said...

He’s trying to protect his mouth from Frank and Medusa’s inevitable advancement.

6:58 am January, 25 Mr. Dude said...

Thats a dick guard so he won’t suck dick behind her back.

He’s Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

12:16 pm January, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Deltus 8:28
I aim to please. And feel free to watch. I get off on knowing the suffering is also experienced by observers.

12:42 pm January, 25 Elwood Blues said...

After Sugar Ray and daytime TV failure, Mark McGrath was left with nothing else but to work at the Dungeons and Dragons theme restaurant at the Toledo Mini Mall and Car Wash.

5:40 pm January, 25 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

Douche ex Machina got it right at the top – this looks like some sort of S&M club.

11:13 am January, 26 Blinded by the Shite said...

“Luke, I fucked your father.”

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