Friday, January 21, 2011
Friday Haiku
The Choad Warrior,
Macks on Latina Tina,
Busts leather “jazz hands.”
Spike Hair Pasty Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Beyond Chunderdome,
Gel Gibson channels Jacko,
waits for her li’l bro.
— Wheezer
It’s hard to look seri-
ous, or mean with a tinted
windshield on your face
— Anonymous
Safety Harness at
Hip; hold tight tiny Tina,
For magic explosion
— Luis Douchuel
Blue streak punk bleeth likes
Nic Cage “Valley Girl” dressed Douchebags
I miss the Eighties
— The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse
quit taco bueno
now magician’s assistant
regrets decision
— paperorplastic
80s retro douche
Needs magic to impress hotts
You’re Terminated.
— Blair
Elliot Zimet:
Make one glove disappear from
Caucasian “Jacko”
— dknutty
Terminator chic
Doesn’t work for pencil neck
With an ugly bleeth
Beyond Chunderdome,
Gel Gibson channels Jacko,
waits for her li’l bro.
Spike Hair Pasty White Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast
Spike Hair Pasty Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast
Damn had to edit to keep the five in the first line Coffee now
Please, cut her in half
Then make yourself disappear
To our cheers of “Yay!”
X-Men: First Class flick
midnight show brings out would-be
Green Rogue and Liceman
It’s hard to look seri-
ous, or mean with a tinted
windshield on your face
With trusty non-hott
And spikey Michael Jack-suit
He’s ready to mock
Ugly fuckers trend
Latest douche apparel shows
Black is the new black
That sign really says,
“The Mastiff Delusionist”
His chick is a dog
GPS trackers
His on the hip, hers on arm
P.O. gets warrant
Rhinestone epaulets
on the Members Only. What?!?!
nice touch douchey-d
Halford may be gay,
but still pulls this off better,
you lame Brokeback choad.
Corey’s Haim and Feldman
would point and laugh at this guy;
sign to stay indoors.
Elliot Zimet:
Make one glove disappear from
Caucasian “Jacko”
Safety Harness at
Hip; hold tight tiny Tina,
For magic explosion
The stolen airplane
seatbelt on hip accents the
parachute pants. Wow.
The 80s called and
they want their fucking clothes back
you fucking retard.
“And for my next trick,
I will sprout a mullet. Wait,
That’s on the poster.”
Blue streak punk bleeth likes
Nic Cage “Valley Girl” dressed Douchebags
I miss the Eighties
See folks, this is why
The terrorists all hate us
Think we’re all like this
He likes George Michael;
“master illusion” is that
he’s “into” that beard.
Mad Max would tell him…
“You wanna get outta here?”
Blow Lord Humungus.
Waiting backstage for
souvenirs; she wants photo,
he wants magic wand.
Pleather Poodini:
lock him in a chest and drop
it in a river.
quit taco bueno
now magician’s assistant
regrets decision
Chas never knew when
dignity first disappeared;
wrong place to seek aid.
The star of “Mad Max
14: The Road Warrior
Smoke My Thunderbone”
Hair grows through goiter
On her scalp; pus bleaches hair
A snot green color
Their last known photo
Before they were caught robbing
Michael Jackson’s Crypt
Jed, social flotsam
along with Betina Bleeth
mold grows upon them
Michael Jackson’s “guest”
From “sleep-over” 10 years back;
Lawsuit scored these clothes.
Jed and Betina
show decay like dog dooky
green fuzz grows on them
Go! leave the wasteland!
and take Betty Poo with you,
Mast Illusionist.
Brother and Sister
Start shitty 2-man rock act:
They’re called The Black Shites
80s retro douche
Needs magic to impress hotts
You’re Terminated.
Douche from the future,
I knew the Terminator,
You are no Ah-Nuld
“And for my next trick…
I’ll make my cock disappear
In Criss Angel’s ass.”
Accountant by day,
Parachute pants dork by night;
Two lives of Lance Thorp.
It should be a sign
When you go to Comic-Con
And still get beat up.
This link says all that
Needs to be said to this guy.
It’s fucking unreal.
^Boatbutter’s link needs
so much more attention here;
I’m all LOLCOPTERZ
Black letha weeps
Please Bring me home Mom and Dad.
My life no meaning.
Jed in slime-proof suit
is a shocking example
that flung poo does stick
An illusionist
Couldn’t hide the fail on them
Master or otherwise
Just an ugly chick
With an ugly homo dude
I’m on the wrong site
poo
poo
poo!
Think my look’s dated?
Y’all can eat a bag of dicks.
My Trans Am can talk.
Pseudo-Depeche Bag
Wrecks Industrial for all
Skinny Puppy pissed
Em Jay Cried Rivers
Jeremy’s Shoulders Cascade
Poof Goes Rose’s Clam
F hakiu’s
There once was a fat pig who did suckle
at Darksocks unimpressive moose knuckle
like a girl he did scream
when Darksock began to cream
so he spat it on socks belt buckle