Friday, January 21, 2011

Friday Haiku

The Choad Warrior,
Macks on Latina Tina,
Busts leather “jazz hands.”

Spike Hair Pasty Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

Beyond Chunderdome,
Gel Gibson channels Jacko,
waits for her li’l bro.

— Wheezer

It’s hard to look seri-
ous, or mean with a tinted
windshield on your face

— Anonymous

Safety Harness at
Hip; hold tight tiny Tina,
For magic explosion

— Luis Douchuel

Blue streak punk bleeth likes
Nic Cage “Valley Girl” dressed Douchebags
I miss the Eighties

— The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse

quit taco bueno
now magician’s assistant
regrets decision

— paperorplastic

80s retro douche
Needs magic to impress hotts
You’re Terminated.

— Blair

Elliot Zimet:
Make one glove disappear from
Caucasian “Jacko”

— dknutty

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am January, 21 Doucheywallnuts said...

Terminator chic
Doesn’t work for pencil neck
With an ugly bleeth

7:10 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Beyond Chunderdome,
Gel Gibson channels Jacko,
waits for her li’l bro.

7:12 am January, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Spike Hair Pasty White Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast

7:14 am January, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Spike Hair Pasty Douche
Master Illusionist makes
Pride Disappear fast

Damn had to edit to keep the five in the first line Coffee now

7:15 am January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Please, cut her in half
Then make yourself disappear
To our cheers of “Yay!”

7:16 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

X-Men: First Class flick
midnight show brings out would-be
Green Rogue and Liceman

7:17 am January, 21 Anonymous said...

It’s hard to look seri-
ous, or mean with a tinted
windshield on your face

7:18 am January, 21 saulgoode42 said...

With trusty non-hott
And spikey Michael Jack-suit
He’s ready to mock

7:18 am January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Ugly fuckers trend
Latest douche apparel shows
Black is the new black

7:20 am January, 21 saulgoode42 said...

That sign really says,
“The Mastiff Delusionist”
His chick is a dog

7:21 am January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

GPS trackers
His on the hip, hers on arm
P.O. gets warrant

7:21 am January, 21 Anonymous said...

Rhinestone epaulets
on the Members Only. What?!?!
nice touch douchey-d

7:21 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Halford may be gay,
but still pulls this off better,
you lame Brokeback choad.

7:23 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Corey’s Haim and Feldman
would point and laugh at this guy;
sign to stay indoors.

7:23 am January, 21 dknutty said...

Elliot Zimet:
Make one glove disappear from
Caucasian “Jacko”

7:24 am January, 21 Luis Douchuel said...

Safety Harness at
Hip; hold tight tiny Tina,
For magic explosion

7:24 am January, 21 Anonymous said...

The stolen airplane
seatbelt on hip accents the
parachute pants. Wow.

7:25 am January, 21 Anonymous said...

The 80s called and
they want their fucking clothes back
you fucking retard.

7:26 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

“And for my next trick,
I will sprout a mullet. Wait,
That’s on the poster.”

7:26 am January, 21 The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse said...

Blue streak punk bleeth likes
Nic Cage “Valley Girl” dressed Douchebags
I miss the Eighties

7:28 am January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

See folks, this is why
The terrorists all hate us
Think we’re all like this

7:32 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

He likes George Michael;
“master illusion” is that
he’s “into” that beard.

7:38 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

Mad Max would tell him…
“You wanna get outta here?”
Blow Lord Humungus.

7:38 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Waiting backstage for
souvenirs; she wants photo,
he wants magic wand.

7:40 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Pleather Poodini:
lock him in a chest and drop
it in a river.

7:41 am January, 21 paperorplastic said...

quit taco bueno
now magician’s assistant
regrets decision

7:47 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

Chas never knew when
dignity first disappeared;
wrong place to seek aid.

7:48 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

The star of “Mad Max
14: The Road Warrior
Smoke My Thunderbone”

7:50 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

Hair grows through goiter
On her scalp; pus bleaches hair
A snot green color

7:53 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

Their last known photo
Before they were caught robbing
Michael Jackson’s Crypt

7:54 am January, 21 creature said...

Jed, social flotsam
along with Betina Bleeth
mold grows upon them

7:56 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

Michael Jackson’s “guest”
From “sleep-over” 10 years back;
Lawsuit scored these clothes.

7:56 am January, 21 creature said...

Jed and Betina
show decay like dog dooky
green fuzz grows on them

7:56 am January, 21 Colossus of Choads said...

Go! leave the wasteland!
and take Betty Poo with you,
Mast Illusionist.

7:57 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

Brother and Sister
Start shitty 2-man rock act:
They’re called The Black Shites

7:58 am January, 21 Blair said...

80s retro douche
Needs magic to impress hotts
You’re Terminated.

7:59 am January, 21 Condouchious said...

Douche from the future,
I knew the Terminator,
You are no Ah-Nuld

8:00 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

“And for my next trick…
I’ll make my cock disappear
In Criss Angel’s ass.”

8:00 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

Accountant by day,
Parachute pants dork by night;
Two lives of Lance Thorp.

8:02 am January, 21 DarkSock said...

It should be a sign
When you go to Comic-Con
And still get beat up.

8:06 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

This link says all that
Needs to be said to this guy.
It’s fucking unreal.

8:11 am January, 21 Wheezer said...

^Boatbutter’s link needs
so much more attention here;
I’m all LOLCOPTERZ

8:16 am January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Black letha weeps
Please Bring me home Mom and Dad.
My life no meaning.

8:26 am January, 21 creature said...

Jed in slime-proof suit
is a shocking example
that flung poo does stick

8:27 am January, 21 Deltus said...

An illusionist
Couldn’t hide the fail on them
Master or otherwise

8:32 am January, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Just an ugly chick
With an ugly homo dude
I’m on the wrong site

9:18 am January, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

poo
poo
poo!

11:05 am January, 21 Baron Von Goolo said...

Think my look’s dated?
Y’all can eat a bag of dicks.
My Trans Am can talk.

11:34 am January, 21 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Pseudo-Depeche Bag
Wrecks Industrial for all
Skinny Puppy pissed

12:16 pm January, 21 VlaDoucheMir PooTin said...

Em Jay Cried Rivers
Jeremy’s Shoulders Cascade
Poof Goes Rose’s Clam

2:33 pm January, 21 d.baggins said...

F hakiu’s

There once was a fat pig who did suckle
at Darksocks unimpressive moose knuckle
like a girl he did scream
when Darksock began to cream
so he spat it on socks belt buckle

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