Monday, January 24, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Carla and The Bros ™

Carla’s sexy/porny Vegas boobuousness mixed with the tri-shirtless douchebaggery of The Bros ™ would’ve been enough to have a shot at winning a Weekly on its pure hottie/douchey visceral merits.

But then, in the comments thread, Sabio and The Bros ™ responded to HCwDB with an explosion of diarrhetic douche-speak.

We quickly discovered we’d inadvertently tapped into a fertile vein of Canadian Paid-to-Douche twatwaffle.

And by fertile vein, I mean face penii.

So for the douchey Sabio and his team of twatedness, and for Carla’s boobery, a well deserved HCwDB of the Week and slot in our next Monthly.

With appearances by HCwDB legends like The Starhawk, King D and 4 Prong, last week also featured The Ninja in the Picture accompanied by Hall of Scrote legend, Cro ‘Bagnon.

(Dis)honorable mention also goes to Prinze and Jessica, who nearly won the whole enchilada.

But them’s your third Weekly winner. A mock well deserved to Sabio and his Bros ™, to Carla and her tastyness, and the DB1 for Corn Pops.

# posted by douchebag1
7:24 am January, 24 Luis Douchuel said...

The Bros are thrilled with the win, as they enjoy their breakfast of Molson and back bacon.

7:27 am January, 24 Douche de Leche said...

Canada (my home country) has proven prolific in douchebagery since 2004.

Since then the douches have evolved due to global warming. Just like the swimming polar bear, the Canadian douche now has bigger muscles, more tribal tattoos as well as obvious signs of global warming on his body.

7:34 am January, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

I miss voting!!, but I would probably of picked this pack of feybag’s anyway.

7:40 am January, 24 Collaz B. Popped said...

I like how Sabio is holding his shirt….it just had to go.

7:45 am January, 24 Wedgie said...

Don’t be a scrote; bring back the vote. My slogan for 2011.

7:48 am January, 24 Wedgie said...

Rev. Chad:
Nice picks yesterday.
Sincerely,
Wedgie

7:56 am January, 24 Deltus said...

Oh, how could the Bros NOT win? I love it when they come on the comments, saying how pathetic everyone is for taking the time to bash them. The irony of it is so delicious, I wish I could use it to spice my lunch.

7:57 am January, 24 NeverSayNever said...

Oh Ya Carla…. Mondays never looked so good!

7:59 am January, 24 NeverSayNever said...

Oh Shit… we’re there bros? I didn’t see um… Oh ya, I see the leaning Tower of Pissassdouche

Did I mention Carla? Oh Carla, Mondays never looked so good!

8:09 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I pick things up and put them down. With her it would be her tremendous jugs and my giant cocck. She is porn perfection and bombshell goodness. They are circle jerks.

8:10 am January, 24 DarkSock said...

I would like to give Carla a tour of my Banana Republic.
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I would like to give Sabio a tour of a bus transmission.

8:16 am January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

I totally would have voted for this trio of gaybag and sultry blonde. Thanks to Sabio for making what possibly can be described as the gayest comments thread in the history of this site. Remember Sabio, call me and I’ll set you up with one of my “bros”. I run an international gayting service and I’ve got several clients that would be right up your alley. And by up your alley, I mean poopshoot.

8:17 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And Canadians are becoming douchebags. I woke up this morning and saw Denis Leary in the shower. He had three penises growing from his head and I had a tri vag fung. Four prong was stuck in my dog’s ass.

8:28 am January, 24 Guns-N-Douches said...

I’m not going to bother with ripping on Sabio and his fellow male revue dancers. Once their muscle turns to flab and their tattoos make a kindergartener’s finger painting look like fine art, they will look back and say “those motherfuckers on HCWDB were completely right”.

Because we are. Right that is.

9:02 am January, 24 Mr. White said...

Carla’s a bit too PornBleeth ™ to get my vote, but I understand how comments from those pictured can sway a vote.
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That said, as someone who grew up in western PA, I tip my cup of morning eye-opener to the Steelers. You have to give Big Ben credit: he’s one of the best rapists playing football today.

9:23 am January, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone needs to give Tapioca Ice Douche the bad news: He is gay. His hands on Porn Bleeth look about as natural as flippers on a dog.

9:38 am January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Wedgie

I’m a football genius aren’t I. Fuck off I’m going to get stoned and pout because we don’t vote anymore. Seriously the only games I picked right in the playoffs were the two the Jets won. Fuck I’m stupid.

@Mr.White

“best rapists” spits his morning mushrooms on the desk.

9:39 am January, 24 dbBen said...

“Sabio”, “Wise” like the tattoo of Falcor on his peck.
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Moonchild!

9:44 am January, 24 tall guy said...

Totally deserving winner. I can’t make out exactly what he has tattooed on his knuckles. Any help? Not sure if the trend ever reached the plague proportions in your country as it did over here, but way back in the day it was fashionable amongst rocker/sharpie/bodgie/widgie-types to have the four words of “love” tattooed on each knuckle of one hand and identically the word “hate” on the other. Writing this just now, I realised that the “love” hand must always have been the right hand as most of the clowns who practised this couldn’t have scored a shag in a brothel.

10:07 am January, 24 creature said...

well done, once again, boss…er, son

10:29 am January, 24 army (ret) douche said...

what happned to voting for the weeklys? sigh i miss internet democracy… i hope we still get out pick at the end of the month.

10:43 am January, 24 creature said...

seeing Sabio & the ‘Boyz’ reminds me of the age old debate… sit or stand to wipe?

3:43 pm January, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, gee, thanks boss. I’ll need another penicillian shot.

9:27 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

Not trying to be Wheezer, but that’s not our old pal The Crustacean on the far right, is it?

10:58 pm January, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I think the usual crew of porch beef around here would agree that this pile of Canadian bacon is deserving of the weekly frypan.
And Carla’s two sunnyside-ups are a whole lot more like ” over easy.”

7:50 am January, 25 Steve L. said...

credit where it’s due.
er i mean… credit where it’s poo.

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