Monday, January 17, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: The Stay Puft Pantywankers

Undies poke, Jesus bling, chin fung and stupid hair. On the flip side, boozy, collegiate making-bad-choices Arizona State woo slutty hotts who slur their words, drink too much, but are healthy and firm when it counts.

Not a perfect hottie/douchey dialectic, by any stretch, as they are pretty much made for each other, but a qualifying combo of douchetributes and boobies, and, thus, a Weekly Winner.

While I almost gave it to Douchey Juan and Monica for the tasty hott but strangely dressed Monica, Juan just wasn’t douchey enough to carry it.

Last week featured some quality Guggenheim material for my inevitable art show in 2023. And also some top shelf collegiate sorority gnaw. But Classic Vegas pudscrape and Arizona State Woo Slutty Hotts are a classic combo for the win (loss).

(Dis)honorable mention to the oldbags of Billy and Willy, and Quartasian Sara also makes my tingleys feel jibbly.

# posted by douchebag1
7:18 am January, 17 mr.reeve said...

I guess I was wrong last week. No weekly vote again, Boss? The people will not be happy with this decision.

7:28 am January, 17 Deltus said...

This example of toxic Douche/Hott coupling is not only amongst the most poisonous, but also the most common/prolific. That is something we should never lose sight of.

7:36 am January, 17 mr.reeve said...

Don’t get me wrong, this picture deserved to win. And by win I mean deserved to be mocked for the left douche’s red soul patch on top of his head.

8:32 am January, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I rather agree with the Boss. There’s enough vulgarity in this photo to go around for a week…till next week’s winner, that is.

9:23 am January, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Ew + Ew = Eeww. That’s the math vibe I’m getting from this picture. Good call DB1.

9:28 am January, 17 Collaz B. Popped said...

Yes, here we have Double Doucheness perfectly balanced with entry level Bleeth.

9:30 am January, 17 tall guy said...

I agree with the decision, but JOEY BROHEIM was an absolute contender. His is a face that says smash me now. The winner featured a douche wearing trust fund quartribal tatts of vague though nonspecific Mouri heritage. That was the clincher.

9:38 am January, 17 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I think a regular should take over the voting process for D-Bag of the week. That was the highlight of my otherwise shit-tastic Monday.

10:04 am January, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

The blonde with the pink tiara says, “Tee hee. Tee hee.”

12:17 pm January, 17 creature said...

petri dish of Russell Brand semen sample under a microscope

1:22 pm January, 17 NeverSayNever said...

Little Pinky-Poo on the left is obviously disappointed in her resent choice of cold cuts. Her grip on the cup is just’a screaming, “man I need something bigger to hold onto! . . . and by hold onto, I mean something I can see without magnifying, big-azz glasses! :(“

2:13 pm January, 17 Douchelips said...

I must admit that without the regular weekly voting it’s made my visits to the site much less frequent. I used to check in on Monday’s regularly so I could weigh in with my vote.
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But “good call DB1, that’s certainly a toxic coupling” just doesn’t have the same ring to it and a diatribe promoting the pic I’d like to win and dissing the rest. Alas, things change.
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It’s cool though, I still enjoy stopping by to mock Vegas D’baggery and slimy bleeths.

4:25 pm January, 17 Wedgie said...

DB1, please bring back voting. The site is not as good without it.
I realize you are busy ducking calls from Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel, but you could have one of the moderators run it.
More time for you, more fun for us.
Don’t let fame and fabulous riches go to your head. I don’t want to be reading about you convulsing out in front of the Viper Room.

5:41 pm January, 17 Troy Tempest said...

bring back the voting. Seriously. what did it do but kill an hour of your Wednesday evening to tally the votes? that precious, really?

5:56 pm January, 17 Medusa Oblongata said...

Why not have one of the mods count the vote, and then select someone who made the best comment in the thread present the Weekly award?

6:12 pm January, 17 Wheezer said...

^^DarkSock and BVG would to get tired of presenting, methinks.

9:38 am January, 18 Douchie Arnaz said...

I think I have a chance with the fatty on the left.

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