Monday, January 24, 2011

He Is Not The Greatest

Rare do we get the chance tag a clubtaint purely on the douchetributes, and without so much as a glimpse of douche face.

Franju is that clubtaint.

This faceless ball itch could even win a Weekly with such a pileup of scrotal cloth.

Jersey Jenny has plenty of ‘tude, but against my better judgment I would still offer to lick her kneecaps like an unfed giraffe at a war-torn Bosnian zoo.

# posted by douchebag1
2:19 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

She don’t look bad for 40 son.

2:25 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

and that was first

2:25 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

son

2:26 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

thats a shirt for his band, “Ass Gay.”

2:27 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He Is The Greatest Ass Gay.

2:27 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

crickets

2:27 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

is this thing on

2:29 pm January, 24 Wedgie said...

Choose your noun for the back of the hat. I am going with “Wart”.

2:40 pm January, 24 soy bomb said...

I AM THE GREATEST
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sentient turd.

2:41 pm January, 24 soy bomb said...

I AM THE GREATEST
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anus spelunker.

2:45 pm January, 24 Sir Boo said...

At least he’s wearing a gold ID bracelet so when he’s shot in the parking lot the cops will know who he is. Or will they?

2:46 pm January, 24 soy bomb said...

Here’s to hoping that what we see here is photographic evidence of the first ever invisible gun, seconds before the first ever self-inflicted brainshot by an invisible gun.

3:23 pm January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I didn’t know Mohammad Ali was still hitting the clubs. Also, Jersey Jenny is classic vintage bleeth; a healthy dose of ugly, dirty, cocky and sassy.

3:26 pm January, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wait a minute, I think I remember a story in the Weekly World News years ago ( it was about the time as the Bat Boy issue) about a boy who had no head or face and that his brain was in his neck. Could this be that kid all grown up?
http://weeklyworldnews.com/

3:36 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the puffy vest is what put thim over the bottom. She is bleeth, but not as bad a Yasmine in her DUI. She’s more like Yasmine in the red suit and orange life preserver. I prefer Erika Eleniak of Under Seige. And by Under Seige I mean my testicles. Has anybody seen Vinny Testarossa lately, he owes me 10 bucks?

3:40 pm January, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bat Boy? Oprah has an identicle twin? Lord help us and guard the fried buffet.

3:42 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

I AM THE GREATEST advertisement for birth control. EVER!

3:42 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

I AM THE GREATEST excuse for a random assault and battery in this room

3:43 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

I AM THE GREATEST example of what NOT to wear.

3:43 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

I AM THE GREATEST small penis horror story that this girl will ever recount to her friends.

3:44 pm January, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

I AM THE GREATEST reason you should not let your daughter date until she’s 30.

4:20 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I would plunk down some good money to see a Parkinsons-addled Muhammad Ali kick the living shit out of this shark clasper detritus. This fool floats like a butterfly and sucks like a circus seal.

4:21 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST reason for third-semester abortions.

4:22 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jesus fucck asshole. Semester? For reals? Try TRImester.

4:23 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST tongue jizz mopper in the tri-county area.

4:24 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST glory hole doily maker in all of Enid Oklahoma.

4:26 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST disappointment to my family.

4:27 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST lay according to my priest.

4:30 pm January, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST waster of sperm and egg on the planet.

4:52 pm January, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@soy bomb, I’m keeping my fingers crossed for your invisible gun theory.

Wearing a hat like that is just asking for abuse. I bet this douche’s truck has a “No fat chicks, they make my bumper scrape” sticker.” You better back up your hat with some solid facts as to why your “the greatest”, or your hot pink shirt gets “The Sabio Treatment”.

She looks like she might enjoy breaking a bottle over my head. $10 says she smokes like a chimney and pokes like Ed Grimly.

5:06 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

I AM THE GREATEST living example of the term “Ass-Hat”.

6:03 pm January, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I AM THE GREATEST actor. You may know me from such blockbusters as “Son-in-Law,” and “Jury Duty.”

6:11 pm January, 24 creature said...

if by ‘lick her kneecaps’ you mean pile drive her sand hole, boss, I wholeheartedly approve

6:36 pm January, 24 skrag2112 said...

I AM THE GREATEST challenge to keeping the AIDS virus in check.

6:39 pm January, 24 skrag2112 said...

I AM THE GREATEST disapointment to my mom and dad who hoped that I would grow up to be a contributing member to society.

6:41 pm January, 24 skrag2112 said...

I AM THE GREATEST reason Axe Boby Spray and Ed Hardy are still in business.

6:44 pm January, 24 skrag2112 said...

I AM THE GREATEST episode of ‘To Catch A Predator’ when I tried to pick up a 13 year old boy using the user name gay4yungcock666.

7:19 pm January, 24 creature said...

I AM THE GREATEST…ass smuggler of toxic waste

8:31 pm January, 24 Deltus said...

I AM THE GREATEST reason for continuing your education so you don’t wind up an asshat like me. Stay in school, kids!

8:51 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

I AM THE GREATEST twinkie in http://www.bears.com history

8:53 pm January, 24 DarkSock said...

I AM THE GREATEST solution to Adam Duritz’s fashion problem.

11:12 pm January, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I AM THE GREATEST bonehead with a hat condom.

11:13 pm January, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I AM THE GREATEST puckface with a hat trick.

5:09 am January, 25 Collaz B. Popped said...

I AM THE GREATEST asskicking about to happen.

7:00 am January, 25 Mr.Leroy said...

I AM THE GREAT dick sucker there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:51 am January, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I AM THE GREATEST at getting sheep syphilis.

9:56 am January, 25 Troy Tempest said...

I am the greatest bucket of gurgling poo.

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