Sunday, January 23, 2011

“I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down”

One of the more enjoyable local ads I saw while I was in New York over the holidays.

# posted by douchebag1
8:36 am January, 23 mr.reeve said...

Standard gym guy. No real job so he walks around the gym with his 1 gallon plastic jug all day. Yet another reason to drink, eat and not be annoyed by a sexually confused roidbag. “Get some” estrogen.
SON

8:38 am January, 23 Bubba said...

I love the jug. There’s a whole group at my gym with jugs. They are all apparently UFC fighters.

8:57 am January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is fuccen funny. Funny like Dark Sock when he’s stoned. Funny like Brazilian Emo Bag, Zyzz, and Pumpito. Funny like Ben Roethlisberger when he smashes a car and rapes a 17 year old chick tonight. Funny like Larry Craig and Keith Olberman. Funny like health care reform. Funny like Cheeseheads and Jugaloos. What? Anybody need some doobage?

9:00 am January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oh yeah. Go Jets and Bears! Son. Behave today Nancy. Drink on Mr.Reeve. I’m six in already, son.

9:23 am January, 23 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

WOW! We agree on the mocking of the D-Bags but are on opposite sides when it comes to the NFL… GO STEELERS AND PACKERS!!!

9:41 am January, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

A sad commentary indeed but it doesn’t raise laughter, anger and vile contempt for society in me the way old school Sunday frolic video does. Where’s Bobby Batz when you need him.

9:45 am January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Go Steelers and Packers too MC. Once the Giants are out I just use foozball as an excuse to drink.

9:52 am January, 23 Steve said...

Not for nothing but, these hypocrites always say its’ a judgment free zone. Yeah, with a lunk alarm that goes off you grunt too loudly or slam the weights down too hard. Which I don’t think is possible since their dumbbells only go up to 60 pounds and they don’t even have a squat rack.

Oh, and I love how we’ve gone back to the pre-Arnold days (or pre-80’s fitness days) when bodybuilders are nothing but imbeciles with an IQ of 30.

9:56 am January, 23 Steve said...

Here’s a funny video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnBPmOwT10Q

10:07 am January, 23 Mr. White said...

I gotta admit, “I lift things up and put them down” guy is a lot less annoying than a lot of people I’ve seen at the gym. Seems like a nice guy. If the place was filled with dudes as chill as him, I’d probably work out.
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Well, probably not. But I’d think about it.

10:17 am January, 23 DarkSock said...

I eat things up and poop them out.

10:33 am January, 23 Amy Whinehouse said...

I shoot things up and my hair falls out.

10:33 am January, 23 Paris Hilton said...

I lick things up and spit it out.

10:34 am January, 23 Wheezer said...

I look things up and find them out

10:36 am January, 23 Dexter said...

I pick hitchhikers up and bleed them out

10:38 am January, 23 Two Girls, One Cup said...

We puke things up and gross you out.

10:38 am January, 23 George W. Bush said...

I fuck things up and your stock goes down.

10:40 am January, 23 Peter North said...

I hump things up and goo rains down

10:40 am January, 23 Mr. White and Medusa Oblongata said...

We tie gimps up and the whip comes down.

10:58 am January, 23 creature said...

sounds like my job…DOH! tho my jug contains Kentucky windage

11:01 am January, 23 Jason Stackhouse said...

I sniff your ass and my tongue comes out.

11:01 am January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

I make shit up and put people down.

11:04 am January, 23 Obama said...

I continue to fuck things up and bail billionaires out.

11:06 am January, 23 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

I suck men up and spoog cums out.

11:38 am January, 23 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Rev, I’ll try my best but no promises. Its Sunday, Son, the BEST day for runnin’ amuck.

11:47 am January, 23 Blinded by the Shite said...

Why would anyone go to a place where the clientele do nothing but repeat the same thing over and over again? Son.

12:06 pm January, 23 Steve said...

I get worked up and put Planet Fitness down.

12:08 pm January, 23 DarkSock said...

I start dumb in-site memes and drive them into the ground, Son.

12:10 pm January, 23 Conservative Talk Show Hosts said...

We stir hate-filled loons up and Senators go down.
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Too soon? Or too late….

12:17 pm January, 23 Planet Fitness "Lunk Alarm" manager said...

I hit the button and our membership goes down.

12:27 pm January, 23 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Oh, balderdash, our free cable due to a clerical error has now been cut, and I cannot find a live stream online. I am going to tough it in this -22 degree weather to get to a sports bar, SON.
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I hit trolls with logic and their self-esteem does down.
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Get Some (thermal underwear)

12:37 pm January, 23 Blinded by the Shite said...

I hit ‘submit’ and shit goes down.

12:58 pm January, 23 Sir David Douchenborough said...

@ me
self-esteem goes down.

Curse you frostbite.

1:42 pm January, 23 Troy Tempest said...

I write things up and tear them down.

2:12 pm January, 23 Frank Mercurio said...

I get greased up and your pants come down.

3:38 pm January, 23 Fatness said...

I wake up after the sun goes down.

3:45 pm January, 23 Senator Larry Craig, R said...

I schtup dude’s butts and pound their brown.

3:48 pm January, 23 Paul Gray, former Slipknot bassist said...

I shoot up, then there’s one less clown

4:46 pm January, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

I stand up and you kneel down.

4:50 pm January, 23 Fatness said...

^ MO for the kill.

5:32 pm January, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I lift up doobies and chug beer down. Fucking Jets.

9:57 pm January, 23 The Sun said...

I come up in the morning, then I go down.

12:36 am January, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I pick dates up and put them down.

6:49 am January, 24 Deltus said...

I lift my spirits up, then come here and see the state of the world inasfar as douchebags and hotts are concerned and, having exposed my psyche to the horror, my spirits come down.
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Wait, that doesn’t quite fit the meter, does it…

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