Monday, January 3, 2011

Nip Tweakin’ in the New Year

Rocker Bobby is standard Sunset Strip flush. I mock his Jesus Bling with rote dedication, and move quickly on to Red Stripe Sarah.

Yes, I see you, you bouncy bartender wench giggle bobble. Sure you wear too much makeup and are way too excited to be there. But yours is a perky smile of sunrises and corona lights, that only smells vaguely like an ashtray mixed with melted Certs.

Incidentally, Rocker Bobby’s belly button fung vaguely resembles Sarlac’s Pit.

# posted by douchebag1
12:16 pm January, 3 Wheezer said...

Same guy?
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I don’t think they’re the same chicks, however.

12:31 pm January, 3 Long Time, First Time said...

I believe the Wheezer has something there.

12:48 pm January, 3 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Could be. Regardless, he’s a douche in both pics or if they’re different guys, then to each his own douche.
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He looks to be wearing a bathrobe and boxer shorts here, and has a bat on his crotch. Which is funny, because if any dude ever needed a bat to the crotch, he’s the one.

12:52 pm January, 3 creature said...

he’s farting

1:23 pm January, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Nipple. Nipple. Tweak. Tweak. Fly!

Commando Cody this guy ain’t.

1:24 pm January, 3 Vin Douchal said...

@ creature
He’s squelching diarreah

1:26 pm January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m not a huge proponent of the total body shave, but if you’re going to go with the open shirt, and the only body hair you have presents itself in a circular pattern around your navel, you gotta shave that fuccen thing. I mean come on, does anything look more ridiculous than a hairless upperbody, except for Sarlac’s ring? It looks like a hideous, hairy butt-hole.

1:54 pm January, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

I wanna fuck him in the belly button with my mercury-centered strap on, “Frank”. and then I’ll make him suck off his own lint and navel cheese while the girls scream in terror.

1:56 pm January, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kristy grimaces in pain as she puts the stem into the value of the blow-up toy she found in her cereal this morning. She was hoping for the George Clooney version but instead got the Epstein from “Welcome Back Kotter” model.

4:12 pm January, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Now rip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To rip it
rip it good

4:49 pm January, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

I’m with Redouche Reooze Repsycho, the douche who wears Jesus bling/bathrobe/boxer short combo deserves a bat to the ballsticles. And we need to watch it. Because that is our right.

5:12 pm January, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^Medusa that’s some hostile shit…I bet you shag like a minx….

7:32 pm January, 3 Wedgie said...

More lesbian scenes with Mila Kunis & Natalie Portman would be nice.

9:39 pm January, 3 Deltus said...

^Wedgie, that’s always true. It doesn’t matter if the movie scared/freaked you out before you could finish, the boner is definitely deserved.

10:31 pm January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This dude does not get a nipple pinch or any of my killer weed. Chicks would get weed if they played with my reed.

11:50 pm January, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’d have a lot more fun if she snapped his elastic waistband.
Just sayin’.

12:24 am January, 4 Baron Von Goolo said...

Parker thought a firm nipple twist would distract Robby from his first anal rolfing at the calloused ham fists of Heikki Siggurdardottir, the Dwarven Rolf Lord.
For the most part, her optimism was misplaced.

4:18 am January, 4 Collaz B. Popped said...

This DB doesnt even have one ab muscle, and he goes open shirted??????

Id watch Medusa do her Frank Mercury to him,,,then Id make him do sit ups after shes finished.

12:34 pm January, 4 DarkSock said...

Robby won the 2011 MudHorn competition by a mudslide. His prize: A new set of boxers.

10:25 pm January, 4 Stephanie said...

I’d pull his shorts down quick and run away laughing.

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