Thursday, January 20, 2011

O Face Oswald

Oswald may dress like a sidekick villain from a mid-80s teen comedy. And while 80s teen comedy movie references normally make me happy, that don’t excuse the O-Face, Scrotewad.

Now step away from the Dean’s daughter before someone gets expelled.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am January, 20 NeverSayNever said...

Wow! I wanna go back to 80’s college and have one last semester studying the 3D’s: Dean’s Daughter Delight!

As for freakish blue hat and blue shorts dude, I’m sure his choice in colors match the condition of his balls… but a douche? Na… just Go-NAD!

7:21 am January, 20 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electronic Foreskin Benders said...

Leopard-skin hippie chick shouldn’t be seen with this assassin, (I still think he was hired by the CIA,) That credit card will be maxed out by the end of the day.

7:25 am January, 20 smackdouche said...

After only a few minutes of staring at the Dean’s daughter, I , too, am making the “O” face.

7:36 am January, 20 mr.reeve said...

I don’t if dude is a ‘bag. He looks be mid fart and trying to talk. But pink leopard bikini is hott.

SON!

7:43 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

I’ll expel something onto the Dean’s daughter. Like a brand new can of Cheez Whiz on a cracker. A Sex Cracker.

7:43 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Son.

7:53 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She is all kinds of child bearing leanness and modern hippie chick. Her face tells me she is 25 and has a job and that is her own credit card. Her body says she has sex all the time with a close circle of fuck buddies and doesn’t want to get serious until 30. She also experimented with her college roomates and will give her future husband a threesome as a wedding present with the maid of honor. But she didn’t graduate cum laude and was killed on this date cause the dude is the killer from scream, and she’s not as tough as Neve Campbell. Oh Neve, where have you gone? Son.

7:57 am January, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s not the Dean’s daughter. That’s the Dean’s wife.

7:57 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^^ I forgot to capitalize Scream. And for that I must punish myself. And by punish myself I mean sober until noon which is exactly 2:06:21 hours away. It’s a start. Son.

8:32 am January, 20 Wheezer said...

Come on, guys – that’s Matthew Stafford.

8:40 am January, 20 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

That guy looks like a young Jeff Anderson (of Clerks fame)… and I am with Pastor Sock, she is definitely a sex-cracker but I up the wager to Bacon Cheez Whiz.

8:48 am January, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I was all on board with this, until I saw the squared-off, white plastic fingernails. That is like the fangs to the newly-tuned vampire. She’s starting to turn! Gimmie a stake! And by stake I mean Frank, ’cause I’d still hit it, and then I’d Bzzzot her lil’ belly until she was giggling like a kitty in a yarn shop.

8:54 am January, 20 jonezy said...

I wouldn’t think I would say something like this, but that girl could use some bigger, face-covering sunglasses.

8:56 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Notta

9:22 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

No man should make a face like that in public unless he’s behind a horse, engaging in internal equine micturation.

9:24 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

And although “interburate” is not a word, I feel it should be.
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For example, upon reading Medusa’s lascivious post above, I feel moved to interburate her position on the matter. And by “matter” I mean “quicksilver belly spatter”.

9:25 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

In terms of Medusa’s desire to plunder this young lady’s silken nether chambers with a metal strap on….Let me be Frank.

9:51 am January, 20 I Must Look Away said...

Was that “teddy” link from the Savage Steve Holland masterpiece, “One Crazy Summer”. Starring some now-forgotten teen named “Cusock” or some such? Ah, that was before Savage Steve sold out to Holywood and made “Better off Dead”.

Say, that guy should stop wearing those glasses, he could be mistaken for a douchbag.

9:51 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Damn!!!I I bet she jumps like a willy’s in 4 wheel drive in the sack. She is all sorts of inner thigh licking, back arching, natural hottness and I’m in full agreement of Rev Chad’s spot on assessment 7:53 am right up until the part where she didn’t graduate. Peace to you too Deans Daughter.

9:57 am January, 20 Fatness said...

jonezy, she could also use bigger, face-covering boobies, but times are tough and we’ve all had to downsize. Even Academia.

10:08 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Fatness
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While I respect you’re opinions I’m gonna have to humbly disagree about her needing bigger boobies. They are youthful, firm, ripe, wholesome naturals and that is a good thing in this age of self loathing insecure, look at me Silicone bolt ons.
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10:16 am January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

What? No reference to Office Space? For shame.

10:17 am January, 20 soy bomb said...

I’m going with a solid “notta” for this guy.
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Even though right after this pic he’s gonna f*ck with Dougie’s car so that Trent can win the Big Race down by the quarry.

10:36 am January, 20 Deltus said...

He may actually be mid-belch. Which doesn’t make him any less of a crotch stain, unworthy to be breathing the same air as she, I’m just saying.
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Another thing? She’s an excellent Tier 2, which as you know is kinda my thing.

10:56 am January, 20 Douchelips said...

“Now step away from the Dean’s daughter before someone gets expelled.” Classic! She looks more like Boogie Nights, and he’s right out of Poky’s. So together you get that cross-cultural thing going on.

1:15 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I had to stop by to take another look at the Deans daughter and yup she is still HOTT!!!!!

1:55 pm January, 20 mr.reeve said...

Speaking of O faces. Here is the O face work out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHZnBikgT18&feature=fvw

4:56 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Just a run o’ the mill goofball with an attractive lady companion. But does his shirt say Beyonce?

7:02 pm January, 20 Steve L. said...

the Dean’s daughter looks like she’s ready for a life devoid of postsecondary education. much to her father’s chagrin.
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but i’d still do her.






IT’S ALL OSWALD’S FAULT.

10:20 pm January, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If I were wearing a wife-beater with adorable gathers at the neckline, I’d have the same expression on my mouth too:
Her ribs look like the flattened lower part of her boobs without enough bikini bra to cover them.
No one’s complainin’,

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