Friday, January 21, 2011

Paulie and Angie Discuss Proust


Paulie feels that Marcel Proust’s fractured subjectivity is noted precisely by its lack of moral certainty, and it is here that Proust locates his critique of the alienation of modernity.

Angie disagrees, arguing that Proust’s fractured and emotive narrative style was simply a byproduct of the emerging episodic newspaper publishing cycles of the period, and it is in Proust’s critique of language itself that Proust critiques the realm of the psychoanalytic.

Who will win this debate?

# posted by douchebag1
11:38 am January, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

The answer?

Affliction gets poon.

Oh, and First.

11:40 am January, 21 FredN. said...

Who will win?
The easy answer is that we all lose.

11:44 am January, 21 Mr. Biggs said...

Wow that’s a pretty dope mini-haiku I just put up there.

11:48 am January, 21 jonezy said...

we all win once their head’s explode from the pressure it takes for them to spell Proust upon hearing it

11:52 am January, 21 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

I’m glad Paulie was able to take a few hours away from his job calculating launch trajectories or removing temporal lobe tumors to discuss Proust with Angie

11:56 am January, 21 Luis Douchuel said...

Paulie counters with a boob grab, which ends all debates.

11:56 am January, 21 soy bomb said...

I’m not gonna sit here and pretend like I could beat anyone in this debate, but I will sit here and catch a beat to Angie’s miracle bra boobies.

11:57 am January, 21 dbBen said...

Paulie, he’s at least taken the time to study À la recherche du temps perdu in its original french while Angie has just been working with translations. While the greater themes can be discussed and drawn out by either, it’s in the subtle nuances of the french language that have helped Paulie to gain a sensitivity to Proust’s perspective. Angie does have reason though that Paulie is just being pretentious when he pretends not to know what you’re talking about when you refer to In Search of Lost Time and chides you for bringing up a Brendan Frasier movie.

12:10 pm January, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Proust will read them silly and the conclusion will be an old school Catholic abortion. Sorry but that is the way I roll .Son of God. Son.

12:12 pm January, 21 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Wow… look at those Tits.. ohh there’s Hott there too…

12:25 pm January, 21 Wedgie said...

Angie will win. Because, boobies.
The End.

12:31 pm January, 21 NeverSayNever said...

… and the I’s (eyes?) have it!

12:36 pm January, 21 mr.reeve said...

Boobage FTW
Ass Pear time Boss.

12:36 pm January, 21 NeverSayNever said...

My first thought was that Paulie does not have a prayer of wining the debate, then I noticed the rosary around his neck and realize he has the tools for prayer…

However, then I also noticed BOOBIES! and that was all she wrote… the winner in any debate always goes to the BOOBIES! NSN Licks Angie’s for the win! =)~

12:51 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

Whoa…check out the Wheezer box up in the upper right corner…you guys seein’ that, or is it just me?

12:53 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

I reject her as a nottahott because she’s got a big ol’ peanut shaped head like Alanis Morissette and I hate Alanis Morissette more than Walter Mondale. Oh how I loathe Alanis Morissette. I just want to punch her in her flaccid rubberish cockk.

1:10 pm January, 21 Troy Tempest said...

@DarkSock:

for you:

1:11 pm January, 21 Troy Tempest said...

“Here’s alanis Morrissette with her new single,

“Pfffffaaaaaaaaaahhh”

1:27 pm January, 21 Vin Douchal said...

WTF is Proust talking about? He had 33 fights last year for the New York Rangers and he’s spouting about moral certainty or the lack thereof? Shut up and throw haymakers
.

1:30 pm January, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Well feed me nail and call me Rusty! I had no idea that “Groooooooooooooo” had so many meanings. Shit my day is over now, I learned something.

1:33 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

Tweeting: He’s doing it wrong.

1:37 pm January, 21 DarkSock said...

Jagged Little Shrill

2:24 pm January, 21 Douche Assassin said...

Wgy is the only one not in a suit. Everyone else in that pic is dressed to the 9’s and this pudd isnt.

Fuck Douchebags!

5:05 am January, 22 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

He’s prettier than she is, and appreciates the finer points of rouge and lipstick application as well.

5:36 am January, 22 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Angie is Odette and the rest of us are Charles Swann, jealously flitting about the demimonde she inhabits, peeping in the windows expecting to catch her with some nightmarish oaf like Paulie. When the shutters open to reveal two unfamiliar old men, we are almost relieved.

7:10 am January, 22 Blinded by the Shite said...

Boobs wins. Because boobs always win.

1:30 pm January, 22 FredN. said...

His hands look photoshopped. Like he dips them in Dawn dishwashing liquid every morning for 20 minutes.

2:23 pm January, 22 Wheezer said...

Angie and her boobies win. Who cares about fuccen shit such as facts, logic, and support? If you’re getting some, you’re right about every other thing you’ve ever done and said.
.
Yes, I’m being facetious, but I do support Angie’s boobies, brah. Heh heh…..

7:28 pm January, 22 Stephanie said...

Paulie better stop digging in Angie’s make up kit and stop using so much blush and lipstick…you know less is more.

9:28 pm January, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Paulie has an outdoor job and wears gloves which give his hands a fine pink hue compared to the tatted and tanned exposed parts.
But no way, no how do I forgive him for wearing pink rouge and lipstain.
Because that is Angie’s job to look like a painted lady sexpot.
Which in every way, every how, I do forgive her, for wearing big boobs and deep cleavite, and having long and winding tresses which curl over her breastses.
Yes’ses.
Son.

2:18 am January, 23 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Willing to bet neither of these twatwaffles ever heard of Proust…Paulie thinks that’s what you say when you raise your beer glass in Germany.

On holiday here in commie Viet Nam and their net police have done interesting things to the site. I see see lots of VN douchebag wannabe’s primarily with fauxhawks. But getting one in the same proximity with quality boobie suckle has thus far been elusive. Hence no submissions from my field research. 😐

6:59 am January, 23 Rick Derris said...

That orange cro-mag slack jawed moron who couldn’t spell Proust if Letterman from “The Electric Company” spotted him a P, R, O, U, S and T got it on with her last night. Granted she is kind of a raven haired Paris Hilton but DAMN.

OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL! Good thing there is a bottle of Effexor nearby. Life truly is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound & fury and signifying nothing.

Crud why couldn’t the doc have put some hallucinogens in this stuff 🙁

9:28 am January, 25 Douche Unto Others said...

Holy shit! Put a pink hat on this choad and he is the visceral incarnation of the little cartoon douche at the bottom of the page.

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