Thursday, January 20, 2011

Prinze

Dearly beloved…

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called douche. Electric word, douche. It means stupid sunglasses. And that’s a mighty stupid thing. But I’m here to tell you, there’s something else. The boobie reveal. A reveal of never ending bounciness. You can always see the boob, day or night.

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one – Dr Douchebegone. Instead of asking him why Vegas is filled with scrotewank,
ask him why boobies beckon with primal call.

And…. scene.

# posted by douchebag1
2:09 pm January, 20 jonezy said...

with a couple side dishes of side pear

2:10 pm January, 20 Wedgie said...

Double side boobage, but I like hers better.

2:13 pm January, 20 Bag A said...

Nice teeth. “Talk to Mr. Ed!”

2:19 pm January, 20 soy bomb said...

It appears that “Prinze” is really a “Prinzess.” Nice tramp stamp “dude.”

2:20 pm January, 20 mr.reeve said...

Why do I have a strong urge to jump on my purple motorcycle and hit some jumps.

2:22 pm January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

Wow, this is some D-list talent. He looks like Fran Drescher and is more feminine than he accompanying bleeth.

2:24 pm January, 20 mr.reeve said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEE5Ph4p3A “Get some” Apollonia, SON.

2:31 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Beverly’s smile faded as she connected the E-Flat bassoon note behind her with the smell of rotting eggs.

2:31 pm January, 20 Anonymous said...

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“My name is Prinze….and I am funky.”
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Seriously….he *smells* funky…Chanel Number 5 and Axe mixed with beach bar run…
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…open a window!
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2:32 pm January, 20 Anonymous said...

^ That’s RUM….dammit.

2:41 pm January, 20 Geoffrey said...

side tit ftw

2:44 pm January, 20 creature said...

thanks DB1, I believe I found the perfect place to warm my hands… just beneath Jessica’s mam flap

2:48 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I know that look all to well she looks like an annoying whiny shrew who is constantly complaining and berating her husband. Meanwhile her husband, who’s working hard somewhere, is footing the bill as she lives it up cabana style with her androgynous friend/shoulder to whine on. She disgusts me on many levels.

2:51 pm January, 20 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Ask him the time, and the answer’s always the same: “D&G.”
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He’s yet to figure out what those spinning little wires are.

3:00 pm January, 20 creature said...

I’d turn her ass into an umbrella stand

3:01 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

He’s the “Flesh Prince of Bell Hair”.
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Sorry.

3:02 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

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@ETD: Bang on.
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Changed the locks on just such a Modern Harpy one weekend as she was on a road trip with her galpals and her version of Prinze. Funny how such an androgynous and “harmless” friend picked her up off the rebound in record time.
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It’s kinda like the old WC Fields joke; A man took my woman once, and I didn’t have the decency to thank him.
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3:04 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jeez I start the day with the Deans daughter whose perky happy go lucky smile and rockin bod kept my mind of this miserable day and the accumulating snowfall and then have to end it with this c&nty wench, it’s enough to make me jump off the wagon, climb into a snow mobile and head north to the land of Maple Leafs and hope the Rev will share some of his stash and I haven’t drank or did drugs in a year and a half. that’s how pissed off I am having to witness this beeyatch.
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Sorry for the rant, bad memories from the past

3:09 pm January, 20 Wedgie said...

Do you think he’s a ninja?

3:10 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Andy Capp,
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I hear you brother, in my case he was a starving artist, which she thought was so noble.

3:16 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

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This conversation might be better served in a MGTOW forum, but hardworking fellahs have much to fear from the seemingly harmless “urban hipsterbag”.
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Old Costello line: “So teddy bear tender and tragically hip”.
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My Favorite Ex fell for a Hipsterbag. He was gorgeous and clueless and tragic, and she ruined my shoe shine tripping over me on the way to him…
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Which made the inevitable “phonecall of shame” from her, six months later, that much more poignant…
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3:21 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

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^ Which inspired my Lyle Lovett Large Band parody tune:
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“My Favorite Ex”.
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3:22 pm January, 20 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

Side Boob and some Pear to go please!

3:44 pm January, 20 Southern Scrotic said...

I’ll bet she has a better smile when not overwhelmed by the stench of douche.

3:45 pm January, 20 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

They met and instantly became BFF after they realized they were both fucking the same guy. Come on, he’s a stage 3 gaybag for sure.

3:57 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Et Tu
I am too stoined to commet. Fucking Mrs. Lots of eagle feathers

i don’t need

4:00 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

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Stealth Gaybag?
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4:55 pm January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Sorry, I just go straight to Family Guy.

5:34 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

He wore a raspberry bergay. The kind you find in a second hand store in West Hollywood.

She looks allll kinds of high matinence. I’m sure she would scoff at me in my Chucks and hoodie, and order me to fetch her a water with lime. Right, like that’s gonna happen.

5:52 pm January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok, this is classic Weekly material. It’s such perfect HCwDB symmetry Leonardo da Vinci is rolling in his grave with jealousy. How often in nature do we actually find such perfect symmetry of a hot chick, in a perfect dance of attraction with a pungent douchebag?
Clearly, she’s into the guy. She’s into him with the painful hopelessness that says paradise has gone and flushed itself down the toilet. And by toilet I mean his punchable smirk. Yes, Raul, we know. You’re getting the poon. And she’s blocked out of her mind that you’re banging her sister too. Let her therapist deal with that in a few years.

8:48 pm January, 20 Wedgie said...

^And by classic weekly material, Biggs means “Don’t be a scrote, bring back the vote”.

9:32 pm January, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Fucking January. Meetings this and meetings that . Fuck January meetings. Fuck annual January meetings
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I told them I’m busy but they always insist. Fuckers and their January meetings. Hey, if it’s January 20th, the years almost over. Fuck off. Bitches

10:01 pm January, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

What a couple of posers.

5:36 am January, 21 boatbutter said...

Jennifer Connelly’s little cousin is jealous of more than just her Oscar.

8:50 am January, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I like her “Who farted?” face. The answer is, no one, His mouth always smells like ass.

9:03 am January, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Our special today is side douche with side boob, and a double serving of ass pear.

9:04 am January, 21 I R A Darth Aggie said...

You had me at Jennifer Connelly. Full frontal nudity? excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.

7:35 pm January, 22 Stephanie said...

Yes, I also say,”Who farted” look on her face…you beat me to it!!!!

8:42 pm January, 22 Stephanie said...

I am boring, I don’t even know why I try. I should probably do everyone a favor and stop commenting here.

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