Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ronnie the Rivethead

Because sometimes, to impress the Woo Hotties, ya just gotta nail some metal spikes into your head and put on a diaper.

# posted by douchebag1
12:10 pm January, 27 Wedgie said...

Hellraiser: Rise of the Douchebag

12:10 pm January, 27 Wedgie said...

Hellraiser: Calvin Klein Edition

12:11 pm January, 27 DarkSock said...

Ronnie, a veteran of the 2007 U.S. led invasion of Homoslavia, threw himself onto a Faberge’ Egg grenade to save his platoon. He lost the use of his left nut and eventually lost his taste for girls and barbeque; eventually diagnosed by the VA as suffering from Post-Dramatic Ass Disorder.

12:12 pm January, 27 Wedgie said...

The rivets might be stick-ons, but I guarantee those arm zits are real.

12:16 pm January, 27 Stephanie said...

I’m pretty sure those are holes from some of the readers here.

12:20 pm January, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think I saw her on the Young and the Breastless. I’m gonna want to see some ID before I comment any further on her.

12:20 pm January, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ * waves away the smoke* Awwww, shit. Sorry, guys. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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Ten times.

12:20 pm January, 27 One for the Choad said...

Wow, would I woo that Woo girl. More pics of her, please.

12:33 pm January, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

DarkSock FTW!!!!, thanks for the much needed chuckle

12:40 pm January, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If DB1 wants to add a Hostess Twinkie Twinkiest Twink award to the 2011 Douchies, I think we have an early front runner.

12:49 pm January, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Douche is a complete mess. Hottie is underage. Delete.

12:51 pm January, 27 Zowie said...

I’m reminded of something said by Gunnery Sgt Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:

“What the FUCK is THAT????? WHAT IS THAT PVT PYLE?????”

Answer: it ain’t no jelly donut!!!

12:52 pm January, 27 Captain Garanichode said...

agree.. Sir Sock is the best (Homoslavia)…haha

12:57 pm January, 27 boone doggle said...

that looks like a 5 year old money shot.

1:03 pm January, 27 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Nothing earns “street cred” like bedazzling your buck shot wounds.

1:16 pm January, 27 jonezy said...

she looks like it was worth it

1:40 pm January, 27 mr.reeve said...

He’s so sexually confused even Andy Dick is scratching his head.

1:41 pm January, 27 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He looks like a ritard.

1:42 pm January, 27 mr.reeve said...

He’s so sexually confused even Anderson Cooper won’t interview him.

1:42 pm January, 27 Dolph Douchegren said...

The studs crap thingies in his face is clearly his retarded atempt at covering up all those roid induced pimples all over his face.

1:42 pm January, 27 douche bagel said...

looks like ronnie got ahold of her vajazzler

1:43 pm January, 27 mr.reeve said...

He’s so sexually confused even Elton John is against him adopting.

1:48 pm January, 27 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He’s so sexually confused he thnks a reacharound is what old people use to grab things off high shelves.

Wait a minute…

1:48 pm January, 27 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He’s so sexually confused he thinks a ho plate is what college kids use to make lunch.

1:49 pm January, 27 Anthony LaBaglia said...

hot plate

1:49 pm January, 27 Anthony LaBaglia said...

dammit

1:49 pm January, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He’s so sexually confused Ellen Degeneres told him to make up his mind already.

1:53 pm January, 27 mr.reeve said...

He’s so sexually confused George Michael left the restroom.

2:02 pm January, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His parent’s were so confused about his sexuality they sent Ronnie to Our Lady No Mercy School for wayward teens. Then didn’t read the flyer very well and flew by the part that said Corporal Punishment will be by Iron Maiden. Son.

2:05 pm January, 27 FlipFriddle said...

He should have used a framing nailer to bedazzle himself. Those 3″ ring shanks do the trick. Very impressed by the freckle/diarrhea spray on his arm.

2:18 pm January, 27 Deltus said...

He’s so sexually confused his parents changed his name to Androgyny.

2:38 pm January, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ronnie got in a bedazzler fight during home economics class with Jenny Gunderson. Bitch had the nerve try try and steal all the sparkly red ones that he was using to cover up his syphilis sores. He’s just mad because he wasn’t able to get to the ones on his arms.

2:48 pm January, 27 creature said...

he has poop rash

2:55 pm January, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sorry, guys. I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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Ten times.

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Try not to piss off the Douchinator.

3:55 pm January, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He’s sexually confused because he spent 20 hours hiding in a 5 foot long, hollowed out crawl space of a tractor trailer with 4 other blokes, as they hid from border patrol agents. The rivets are actual pieces of the bolts that his face was pressed against as his buddies lay on top of him….

4:49 pm January, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

I think this douche uses Pro-Inactive.

4:49 pm January, 27 Douchesdownunder said...

What a fuckwit.

9:37 pm January, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

Dear God. I just spit up some hallucinogens I haven’t seen since my college days.

11:57 pm January, 27 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Good God, a Swiss Cheese Bag.
Must be the Dazo influence or somethin’.
She’s damn cute. Hot damn cute.

7:48 am January, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Yes Virginia, your douchebag nightmare WAS real.

10:11 am January, 28 boatbutter said...

I think he got a facial from Thing.

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