Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sabio Says If You Have a Wife or a Girlfriend That Doesn’t Look Like a Man Give Him a Call


“Sabio,” not pictured here but one of The Bros ™ from Monday’s Carla and The Bros ™, responds in the comments thread:

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This is a great pic !!!
I am reading this from my balcony in Mexico overlooking the ocean . I must say I have had a great laugh at all your comments .
Enjoy making comments on your computer screen , while I am out here having fun with tons of girls who think my body is amazing !!
To me the only homos are you fags taking the time to beat off to my picture , while you sit in your miserable little room at your moms house.
Your jealous because you only can wish you had a life like mine , 3 months a year in Mexico , and more girls in a week then all you pathetic homos have in a life time .
Cheers , enjoy your shitty day and pathetic lives !
Ps. I get off on the hate so this is just making me laugh , it’s classic !!
When you look like me, losers like you are insignificant , your just plain comedy 🙂

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And a short while later:

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You humor me you pathetic losers we live in Cancun Mexico for 3 months a year in a million dollar condo while u losers freeze in the cold winter in you rental apartment and all you talk about is gay this and gay that that makes you feel better as if you had a wife or girlfriend you notice I say IF u had a girlfriend or wife they would be fixated on f#cking me not u losers and if you have a wife or girlfriend that doesn’t look like a man give me a call and I will show u how to f#ck her so she doesn’t have to stare at the ceiling and fake like she does every night with u


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You know who also liked to stare at the ceiling and fake? Hitler.

# posted by douchebag1
11:20 am January, 19 fatness said...

Since when is living in a borrowed condo in Cancun considered a life accomplishment? Now, if you owned a few million dollar condos in Cancun we may have something in common.
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Son.

11:31 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Sabio:
Say hello to Los Zetas for me. That million peso condo you are staying in is going to be worth about thirty bucks by next year, once you dumb shits firebomb enough tourists to kill the golden goose.
Everybody knows Cabo kicks your ass, which is why all the smart gringos build their houses in Pedregal.
Good luck with your anal warts.

11:32 am January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

I have nary a wife or a girlfriend Sabio, but I will check with my guy friends and see if they would like someone of your caliber to show them how it is done.

A year in war torn Mexico sounds like just the sort of relaxing place a gringa like me needs. My Chicklet supply is low too. Sabio, you were the one with your name tattooed on your hand, right. I believe I declared you the least gay of you and your cronies. How’s about you and me Mexico it up, we’ll get girl drink drunk and then we’ll talk about how annoying the other male dancers are at your club. GayCrestGuy looks like a real limelight hoggin’ queen, am I right Saby? And then when we come back to “The States” I’ll introduce you to Greek Godlike Bodies With Masculine Features.

11:33 am January, 19 Anonymous said...

i am wondering when as a society we decided that sex is the only reason a woman would want to spend time with you.

oh wait we didn’t.

11:33 am January, 19 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I may be giving undue credit here but do you think he made the last post without punctuation so we would pass out from lack of oxygen whilst reading it?


On the bright side he gives us undue credit by saying we got out of our moms houses and into cold apartments…so that’s something.


The smiley face emoticons at the end of his statement bring some light to my otherwise dreary day. May I make a brief suggestion though? You know that balcony you stand on 3 months a year? Yeah that one, well jump off of it please. Thanks.

11:35 am January, 19 Wedgie said...

Regarding the photo above:
How the captain manages to still look swarthy even in a sea of brunettes (and that includes the “blond”) is a mystery worthy of George Hamilton’s direct personal intervention.
Holy Tanning Booth, Burntman!

11:38 am January, 19 Bagitty Douche! said...

gatdamn… 1:0 for Sabio. im rly depressed now. im going to cry to my man-looking girlfriend which i don’t have… it’s so embarassing ='((

11:41 am January, 19 tall guy said...

Um, In traditional grammar, a predicate is one of the two main parts of a sentence, the other being the subject. The predicate is said to modify the subject. For the simple sentence “John is yellow” John acts as the subject, and is yellow acts as the predicate. The predicate is much like a verb phrase.

Otherwise, okay.

11:59 am January, 19 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I have a cousin who regularly enjoys to “gay this and gay that”.
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He lives in West Seattle and is what some people refer to as a homosexual.

12:03 pm January, 19 Musicfanatic said...

Dear God he should spend some months in school. It was hard trying to understand his paragraph sentence.

12:03 pm January, 19 DarkSock said...

Fuck YOU, Son. My room at my mother’s house is H-U-G-E, Son.
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DarkSock -1
Sabio – 0

12:10 pm January, 19 DarkSock said...

Son, you keep shooting off at the mouth like that and one day you’ll find yourself subsisting like some parasite in some forsaken third world country.
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Oh, wait. Nevermind.

12:11 pm January, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sabio? Sabio? did you say Sabio? can’t say I’ve heard of him. Nope, nope, not ringing a bell. Sabio? in Cancun? didn’t they freeze their cabana’s off last month, when it got unseasonably cold?
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So, no Sabio, I don’t know you from a tranny hooker. Sorry. But I think your patron will want the especial rubdown from his favorite cabana boy. Chop-chop, or you may get replaced and get sent back to upstate New York.

12:15 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Thought Sabio died when he ran into a goose with his nose at a Six Flags 10 years ago.

12:18 pm January, 19 Mr. White said...

My girlfriend likes to stare at the ceiling during sex.
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That’s where Medusa is, lying in wait in her web.

12:24 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mexico? Mexico? Is that where they eat diarrhea and lick maggot laden pussies at Sammy Hagar’s bar ( he’s no David Lee Roth, is that good) in South America. Like, The Iraq needs some of the types of like food like the like war in Iraq, like humanity aid, like I want to be a like person like like you know like not Osama Bin Ladem like. Where the fuck is Mexico. Is that where the tourists get killed son. My fucking caps lock for question marks is fucked son.

12:27 pm January, 19 Crottenham said...

Sabio, did you need to tat your name on your hand so that you had a handy reference when called upon to spell your name? Just saying……

Note: it probably would have been more useful if you had had it put on upside down.

12:28 pm January, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Take it easy on Sabio, between the ‘Roid Rage and Montezuma’s Revenge he isn’t thinking clearly and surely cannot be expected to form coherent thoughts and be able to express him in English, clearly not his first language. Grunting is a tough first language to overcome. Plus from my $30 million mountain villa high above the million peso hut, er condo, Slabio is staying in, I can look down on him and his boyfriends and laugh. Oh how he wishes he could live in a house with running water, electricity and bug spray. I can hear the passionate screams of his women from my vantage point, and it translates to English as, “Get the fucc off of me pin dick,” or something roughly like that. I don’t blame Slobio for not getting the drift, he’s living the life.

12:30 pm January, 19 Doc said...

I have to say, Sabio actually presented a coherent point. He just served the “regs”

12:34 pm January, 19 Mexico said...

There are also a lot of ignorant Americans here.

12:35 pm January, 19 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I liked him a lot better with the long hair when he used to be on the cover of all those romance novels.

12:37 pm January, 19 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Further, regarding comments on my computer screen: it, like your penis, is too small. Son.

12:41 pm January, 19 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Not to mention that we are not here to make friends. We’re here to fuck bitches and make money, son.

12:46 pm January, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ tall guy
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Now don’t pick on the monkey trying to bang out Shakespeare on his keyboard. I think there is a translation problem going on. Here, let me take a whack at it:
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When you look like me, only homos and fags are taking the time to beat off to my picture who think my body is amazing !! Gay this and gay that I get off on it , it’s classic !! I am reading this from my miserable little room at my moms house jealous because you live in a million dollar condo while I am insignificant. You have tons of girls and more girls in a week then must say I have had. Losers like me are fixated on f#cking pathetic homos in Cancun Mexico for 3 months a year in the cold rental apartment.
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See, it isn’t very difficult once you know the secret.

12:48 pm January, 19 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He said whack.

12:49 pm January, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Nope, that response didn’t help your case any, Son.
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Sabio, I’m sticking with the “gay this and gay that” for you and your pretty boy circle jerk partners.

12:53 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Mexico, I used you as a verb. I hope that’s cool. I’m sorry you have to deal with Sob-B.O for three months out of the year. We’re not all like him, there is a rumor going around that he is from Canada though so…Anyway, I’m a big fan of your food stuffs, in moderate portions, unlike some of my larger and in charger American counterparts and troll me of course.
¡Adíos Mexico!

1:03 pm January, 19 soy bomb said...

Is “Sabio” like “Fabio”, just with more sass?

1:05 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

^and less hair. And no fake butter deal.

1:05 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it just my mental disorders and multiple addictions that make me read Douchey Wallnuts and hear Paulie from the Sopranos when I read Douchie’s work? I need some gabagool and a few shots of ‘buca with a side order of Jamie-Lynn Sigler, son.

1:08 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Nancy

Are you Canadian like a bunch of us on here? If you are that’s great as I study the poor work ethic of Canadians with myself as the main protagonist. Fucking french welfare state. We need more military gear,son.

1:13 pm January, 19 Vin Douchal said...

And if there was any doubt after looking at Sabio in that one photo that he is ignorant and illiterate he sent us this wonderful message from the comfy chair in his luxurious booth at his favorite high class Mexican club to prove it

1:15 pm January, 19 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

Thanks for looking out Nancy Dreuche. I would wreck them up and down, side to side and they would walk like cowboys for weeks.
Like I said yesterday, these guys are as gay as Four Prong. See you boys at the Mother Load.

1:17 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Rev, I currently do not reside in America’s hat. I do have Canadian friends and my brother loves hockey. I hope this means were cool. I was born and raised in the U S of A. And as you can see we’ve got our own set of problems. Luckily there is one thing that unites us, and it is the hatred of douchebags and our love of laughter. Son. Also seadoos.

1:19 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu

How the Zyzz did you know that I wear board shorts year round? Except for formal dinners and when the Mrs. or Mom tells me to wear pants. Or when my daughter gets mad because it is -40C when I pick her up at the bus stop riding my 30 year old pig board like today. Or when my father tells me I will be disowned if I ever wear them to the Legion. You Sir are the Kreskin of the 2010’s.

1:21 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@GGLBMF, I’ve got your back just like you’ve got the backs of all those boys. I’m a bit of a matchmaker for gay dudes. Its pretty easy work actually. Suprisingly though, they don’t already all know eachother.

1:21 pm January, 19 Steve said...

Just another example of how the self-esteem movement was a complete failure.

Ya know it’s funny, looking back on my thoughts of people like this when I was 17, I was very cynical to simply conclude that all the tanning, drinking, drugging, and partying would lead to plenty of repercussions for them in the future. But honestly, 10 years later they just give me more and more evidence to prove that I was right.

1:25 pm January, 19 Geoffrey said...

http://www.canadianplayboyz.com/cpb-gallery/girl2.php

1:31 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Nancy

I loves me the USA. Used to race in New York and Vermont when I was a kid skiing. Purchased franchises from companies based in Long Island and Detroit . Just not allowed to cross the border now, if you know what I’m saying. Something you typed led me to believe you may be from Canada. Do you need some chronic? It may be hard to ship after the shit happened. Fucking radicals Son. See you nuts tomorrow. I have to go put drops in my mother’s eyes she had double cataract surgery yesterday. And she needs some weed.

1:37 pm January, 19 Guns-N-Douches said...

So Sabio, you live in a borrowed condo 3 months a year which means that you have no typical means of employment. Surprise, a douchebag without a job. Holy shit, is that your name I see tattooed on your hand? Jesus christ, you are the New Generation of douche, doing nothing to benefit mankind. Your greatest accomplishments in life are keeping overpriced vodka companies in business and passing STD’s on to drunk spring breakers. Sabio, I’m sorry that you feel that yours is the pinnacle of existence. I’m sorry for you, because when your liver gives out, your muscle turns to fat, your balls shrivel from the ‘roids and your tattoos fade like old photographs, all you will be left with is the open sores on your dick.

1:51 pm January, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

Flabio enjoy boy toying it it while you can before you know it you’ll be back in W. Hollywood waiting for that next “Big break”.
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@ Rev
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“How the Zyzz did you know that I wear board shorts year round?”
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It was just a hunch

1:51 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

Sucked
A
Boner
In
Oaxaca

1:57 pm January, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You motherfucckers owe me some eyesight. I present, for your hilarity… SuasageFest Canadian Style:
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Few can be this, erm… talented?

1:59 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Rev, I wouldn’t want to risk you getting in trouble, but thanks for offering to send me some doobage through the mail. Sounds like your mom needs it more though. And as I have said frequently here my eyes are in superior condition and do not need any assistance.
What’s the status on the Super Bowl Chilli? Please post the recipe if it turns out well.

2:03 pm January, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Nancy
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I didn’t mean to get you all “hot and bothered” with the above links. You know it’s just sometimes you have to suffer for your art. And suffer we all will.

2:15 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Doc B, if you’re talking about Geoffrey’s link, apology accepted. Somehow I will survive though. Pining away for Sabio and friends to come dance for me while I throw two pints of butter fudge ripple down my gullet followed by a deep fried cinnamon loaf, topped with creme fraiche. And of course LOLing at random intervals. Thanks a lot Doc B!

2:26 pm January, 19 canadian-chick said...

Wow you guys need to grow the fuck up!!!!

2:30 pm January, 19 mr.reeve said...

@C.C. We all did grow up. We all sit in front of our computers at work and this website helps the day pass a little faster. We don’t have to fake tan, get bad tattoos and strip down to our leather thongs like Slabio on my knobio has to. “Get some”

2:31 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

I like Canadian chicks. They swallow.

2:32 pm January, 19 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Dear Sabio,

I was born in an alley behind the Bulldog Cafe several years ago in Cancun. A municipal trash collector found me wrapped in a gawdy t-shirt in the dumpster. I’ve been in foster care ever since. My lips are persistently pursed, my middle fingers long and always extended. No matter how hard I try, I can get about a “four-pack” set of abs and my breath really stinks. ARE YOU MY DAD?

See you on Jerry Springer next month.

Signed,
L.F.

2:34 pm January, 19 army (ret) douche said...

ahh the words of a stage 3 bleeth. wait… i think i hear your douche beckoning for your return! Quickly! Go now before the roidrage take hold and he beats you!

2:35 pm January, 19 canadian-chick said...

you did grow up??? Where? I seriously don’t see any grown ups on this thread or on the other one. Grown ups doesn’t go around or spend time on their computers trashing other people.

you guys keep saying he’s gay, he is not

he will get fired? lmao that’s a funny one, he’s the fucking owner!!!!!

2:37 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@canadian chick, Mom?! I told you if you come in here you have to get a funnier name. Try again. May I suggest, Boobs, RUSH, or Mexico.

2:39 pm January, 19 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electronic Foreskin Benders said...

My mom just brought me a plate of warm oatmeal cookies when she came downstairs to pick up my laundry.
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In your face Sabio!!!!!!!

2:48 pm January, 19 Don Cherry said...

@ canadian-chick
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Get the fuck out of my country you two-bit looney whoring slut! And stay out!

2:52 pm January, 19 army (ret) douche said...

@ DC can we send her to quebec insead? that is a far worse fate

3:12 pm January, 19 Mexico said...

Seems to be a lot of hypocrites here. They generalise others but when it happens to them they flip out. Get a sense of humour.

3:15 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

^We have one. It’s called the Immigration & Naturalization Service.

3:16 pm January, 19 Fatness said...

Canadian-chick, your grammar checker isn’t working properly. The proper phrasing is:
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“he will get fired? lmao that’s a funny one, he’s fucking the owner!!!!!”
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The owner, who looks and smells like a 90-year old donkey.

3:17 pm January, 19 mr.reeve said...

Mexico, shut up and upgrade your plumbing so I can wipe my ass and flush it when I visit.

3:31 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

P.S. Mexico:
Thanks a lot for your most recent sewage spill, which your own environmental watchdog agency says has been dumping millions of gallons of raw sewage into the ocean since Christmas. And you just notified the USA yesterday.
Third world nation, full of Sabio loving maricons. No surfing for the I.B. crew again. Gracias, amigos.

3:39 pm January, 19 Mexico said...

Ignorant rednecks with no sense of humour

3:41 pm January, 19 Fatness said...

Mexico, you really shouldn’t talk about yourself like that. It will hurt your self esteem.
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Hee Haw.
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Son

3:42 pm January, 19 mr.reeve said...

Mexico, chupe me verga con su boca. Muchas gracias Senor Comico. Mas bueno?

3:51 pm January, 19 Mexico said...

Suck your dick with my mouth? How else would one do it? Idiot redneck.

3:53 pm January, 19 Mexico said...

Seriously, stop getting so upset when others choose to critisise you. It is rather douchey to not take things with a grain of salt.

3:56 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

^I like you Mexico, you’ve got pelotas. If I told you to chinga tú madre would you hold it against me?

4:07 pm January, 19 mr.reeve said...

Mexico, are you the all knowing of things that are funny? I left my sense of humor at home I guess. Redneck? Damn it! I am white trash. Get it right, Cabron!

4:50 pm January, 19 Horace Dangleballs said...

Hey Slobio,
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Don’t knock Mom’s casa…
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because that finished basement added $65,000 to the sale price after I slapped her in a nursing home and collected all the profits.
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And I sure as Hell won’t be spending any of that in a bunghole like Mexico.

5:04 pm January, 19 Scrotelaw said...

Slobio, if you lived in a billion dollar condo 12 months of the year in Monaco that still doesn’t mean you’re NOT a taint of the highest caliber…..for which you Sir ARE….well, a taint of the highest caliber.

My German Shepherd would bite you if you got anywhere near her with your pants down

5:14 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Mr. White 12:18
Oh, yes. And I’m doing that really creepy thing where I lick my lips and it’s almost sexy but way more like disturbing.
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@ Sabio–I don’t have a wife ’cause Illinois doesn’t allow two chicks to get married. Which is okay, ’cause I just fuck ’em and dump ’em anyway, I’m a commitmentphobe. And you’re still a douche.

5:14 pm January, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

…and if we’re insignificant, why did you take the time to write?

5:37 pm January, 19 Troy Tempest said...

Dear Sabio:
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1. renting out a condo in some failed 3rd world country for three months is not exactly a mark of significance or distinction. It’s more a mark of clueless ignorant arrogant bullshit for brains syndrome.
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2. Not wearing a shirt indicates that you are one of the working orders – the riff raff – the delusional douchenozzles that slave for us, the people who wear shirts.
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3. You don’t “talk too well”
You’ve got a shaky sense of diction
It’s not so much a living hell
It’s just a dying fiction.
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Like the hellhole you hail from.
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4. Women exist to be loved and cherished and fucked silly. You’ve obviously got the “fucked silly” part down. The rest of it? Not so much. And it is the rest of it that really matters. Because when you’re old and decrepit, hacking up bits of your lung, pissing blood and can’t get it up any more cuz of the meds you’re on to keep your blood pressure under control – your investment in the “loved and cherished” part of the equation will pay off with dividends. I couched it in economic terms, because I know you’re an asshat who can understand that.
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In short, Sabio, lick my turds you ignorant loutish prick.

6:13 pm January, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu
You hit it on the nail bud. I lend millions of other peoples money in my board shorts all year. By the time they meet me, if I can’t help them they are fucked. But I run an efficient business for Canadians in deep shit.

@Nancy
I have to go hit the Mrs. Kroeger because she really likes getting fucked to American Idol when she’s stoned. WTF? And sorry I can’t send the buds. I’m a giver and I am stoned.

And I did smoke weed with my mother FYI. She needed a sponge bath, eye drops, a Grasshopper and a few valium to take the edge off then a good fingering because we don’t know where Pops has been for a few months. Son.

6:15 pm January, 19 Wedgie said...

Troy:
You are very well written, one might even say erudite. To quote Susan Sontag, you are a wizardly phrasemaker.
That said, your target audience (of 1 illiterate gay pool boy) probably doesn’t own a dictionary, much less know how to use one. Thus, your efforts are largely for naught. I, however, enjoyed it very much.
In your next message to our friend from South of the border, you must first consume most of a bottle of the distilled spirit of your choice.
Then, type as if texting, opening only one eye, and using your weaker hand.
No caps, punctuation or syntax allowed.
After all, you wouldn’t try to communicate with your dog using higher mathematics, now would you?
And your dog probably had a bath more recently than Senor Puneta.

6:16 pm January, 19 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I used to draw my name in ball-point ink on my knuckles back in third grade. Sabio, son.

6:40 pm January, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Rev, great story. “Fingering Miss Daisy” should be the title. And who doesn’t feel fucked having to sit through American Idol. Oh, that’s not what you said. No worries on the bud front, that shit grows on trees here and the street is paved with it. You don’t know how many times I’ve had to stop the neighborhood kids from starting a fire in the middle of the road. And that one old lady with glaucoma. She was harder to stop on account of the cane. Drink some of that sweet maple syrup for me. I find straight from the jar is best. Adieu.

7:15 pm January, 19 Steve L. said...

fuck. Sabio has “Canadian chick” rooting for him. i find THAT a lot more disturbing.
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we probably have to nuke several Canadian cities into plate glass parking lots (including Vancouver if necessary) just for that.

9:05 pm January, 19 Indiana Choad and the Temple of Douche said...

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/924934–canadian-families-of-victims-killed-in-mexico-still-awaiting-justice

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/world/Officials+investigating+Canadians+claims+rape+assault+Mexican+police/4133550/story.html

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/british-columbia/bc-man-wounded-in-crossfire-of-mexican-resort-city-shooting/article1875298/

Nice place you got there, Mexico. Real friendly.

No wonder Sabio and his friends are so hot down there. All the other mules have fled. Still, the cartels must love them. Who else gets all smiley and happy when the drug filled condoms get rammed up their anuses?

10:39 pm January, 19 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I like “making comments on my computer screen.” It i how I usually make comments on all things large and small. And while Sabio get his Montezuma’s revenge in Mexico I will be hanging on the beach in Cebu, where all the girls want me to be making comments on my computer screen, as is my wont.

11:54 pm January, 19 jester said...

‘Your jealous because you only can wish you had a life like mine , 3 months a year in Mexico , and more girls in a week then all you pathetic homos have in a life time”.

SILLY RABBIT, HOMOS DON’T LIKE GIRLS

4:48 am January, 20 new mexicadouche said...

I know people that live in Mexico 12 months a year… and hate it.

5:27 am January, 20 Ohio FJ said...

Mexico, ME? That’s not an ocean you nitwit. That’s the Androscoggin River.

6:32 am January, 20 MoeDouche said...

Hey Sabio! You know that Los Zetas aren’t fond of pretty boys like you down there. Just saying, my homo brother.

8:12 am January, 20 Scrotelaw said...

Hey Slobio, here’s just the gift for you

http://www.amazon.com/Rodger-Wireless-Bedwetting-System-Tones/dp/B000KDVQ64/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1295539568&sr=8-6

10:19 am January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

So he brags about having rich parents. Who said the class struggle isn’t alive and well?
If the tea party had any justice to it, they’d be training their crazies on this guy, not politicians trying to pass health care reform.

10:23 am January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Seriously though, my main knowledge of Mexico and pussy is all the biggest lowlifes in college would organize trips to Tijuana to screw hookers. And then tell me how they like getting peed on.

Wonder if that’s what Sabio’s into. I mean there must be a reason he’s down there.

10:49 am January, 20 Stephanie said...

Mexico,wow. Is that the best you can do for a vacation spot?
He must be working with the donkeys.

11:49 am January, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Check the IP address on Sabio- he is right there in Jersey waiting for the next snow storm. The internet-where everything is the truth.

11:57 am January, 20 Andy Capp said...

So…this ‘tard is a Cancun Canuck Douchenozzle…a Frostback Trustafarian…a Poutine Partymonster…
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Meh.
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I can’t work up the spittle to properly gob on this human toadstool, growing out of the dung of New Tourista Mexico for one season a year.
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I was in the Mayan Riveria over Xmas, and the part that wasn’t cheap and awful was poor and desperate and sad. Nothing quite like watching four Army regulars walking down Fifth Avenue in Playa del Carman, swaying their AK-47’s in unison.
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Sabio and his mates will have good memories of this moment in time…that is, once oil doubles in price again and this cheap ticky tacky bullshit tourist industry, aimed at North America’s now downwardly mobile middle class, dies without a scintilla of style. The forests will reclaim all those nasty resorts on that highway south of Cancun. The iguanas and the kotimundis will reclaim the land within weeks.
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Sabio will then go back to Montreal, and take his rightful place in a Montreal deli, slicing smoked meat all day long. With no holidays in the sun to sustain him.
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With any luck, he’ll be spared that fate. He’ll lose that pretty head of his in a drug deal gone wrong, instead.
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12:00 pm January, 20 Andy Capp said...

.Well, fuck me rigid, THEONETRUEDOUCHE….
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As soon as I hit SEND on my diatribe against all that is Snowbird Douche, you bust him as just another Jerzy Boy.
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Then again, all the poisonous shit I said about Cancun and environs stands.
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GET SOME…copies of Kunstler’s THE LONG EMERGENCY.
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4:52 pm January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

Ok, let’s step away from the fag/taint jokes for a second here. And take a good hard look at what this guy is saying. His primary thing is, he’s rich, we’re not. Nothing about how he’s rich, and since he looks young I can only assume he inherited this wealth and didn’t invent Facebook or nothing.

Now, what does he do with this wealth? Score as much pussy as humanly possible. What are people who aren’t wealthy like he is? Not only do we not score pussy, but we are gay for him.

Ergo, the poor are the willing playthings / sex slaves of the rich.

Gee, where’s Elanor to defend this Stallion when you need her?

1:33 pm January, 21 sabio said...

Last night, Cheyenne had to take me to the emergency room. I was bleeding profusely from the anus. I almost fainted from the loss of blood. It all started after Cheyenne jammed his battering ram into me during our nightly love making session. I’m better now, but I fear the pain that is coming once the anesthetics to my anal ring wear off.

1:35 pm January, 21 Cheyenne said...

It’s true. I squealed in horror from all the blood.

I discovered that I had mistakenly applied a generous amount of Dr. Cornole’s 10 Grit Habanero Love Jelly to my enormous penis instead of AstroGlide.

I’m sending Sabio a lovely boquet from FTD, along with my heartfelt apologies.

1:45 pm January, 21 sabio said...

Last night, Cheyenne had to take me to the emergency room. I was bleeding profusely from the anus. I almost fainted from the loss of blood. It all started after Cheyenne jammed his battering ram into me during our nightly love making session. I’m better now, but I fear the pain that is coming once the anesthetics to my anal ring wear off and I will have to sedate myself by washing down the pain pills with Cheyenne’s semen.

2:48 pm January, 21 menschenjaeger said...

Well PLAYED, DB1! Shot his ass down(wait, is that homoerotic imagery?) in one line.

GODWIN IS A WEAPON.

3:46 pm January, 21 Mrs Draper said...

Million dollar condo … Mexico …. blah blah blah … NOBODY CARES.
Did it ever occur to you that not EVERY woman in the world is impressed by the vapid, materialistic “life” you lead? You’re orange, your tattoos are ugly, you’ve got a MAJOR case of ‘roid rage (which explains the need to “cuss out” total strangers on the Internet) and if anyone got in direct contact with your hair, I feel like they would suffer second-degree puncture wounds at the very least. On top of that? You know what? You’re not even all that attractive. There is SO MUCH GOING ON, that I’m completely turned off.
Get off the tanning bed. Take a shower. Put on a clean, unembellished shirt. Invest in a dictionary, thesaurus, and “The Elements of Style” so that you can write a coherent sentence. Buy a nice, NORMAL house in a non-pretentious geographic location. Speak from the heart instead of from your dick. Then maybe you’ll get somewhere other than the prescription aisle for that pesky chlamydia.

5:00 pm January, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Mrs. Draper, you should post here more often.

12:01 pm January, 22 sabio said...

You’re right, Mrs. Draper. That’s why I have my traveling companion Cheyenne. I tremble at the thought of his man muscle penetrating my quivering cornhole.

7:33 am January, 24 Jean Luc Scrotetard said...

On a balcony overlooking the ocean with his laptop reading how big of a douche he is.

proven

7:35 am January, 24 Jean Luc Scrotetard said...

and Slobio, something tells me you’re a 5th generation douche on both sides

5:09 pm January, 24 CanadianGirl said...

Fucking Americans are down right dumb. Canada is 10 times better, you people are all fucked in the head, seriously, You people all need to get a goddamn life,

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