Thursday, January 20, 2011
Sad Bonzo
There’s no excuse to be sad when faced with Blue Eyed Bosom, Sad Bonzo.
None.
You’re not really a douche, Sad Bonzo. Probably shouldn’t be on the site.
But hey. Bosom.
And by bosom, I mean fertile flesh gnaw slappy boinger ski-slope happy whee.
Boobies.
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Flesh melons.
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Bonzo looks melancholy.
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She’s wearing a melon green boobie shirt.
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I have no idea what I’m saying.
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Oh wait: boobies.
I can’t find anything to mock here. Some flesh zeppelins to admire, but nothing to mock. Goinpeace.
Pretty eyes, nice cans.
They finally got the RealDoll™ eyes right…
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…the cans have been fine since 1.0.
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I wonder what she did to get the security ape on her case.
There’s some hot chicks and douchebags in this video
No one in the bar every got tired of Bonzo’s impersonation of Mindy’s left tit.
After enjoying the visage of the Deans Daughter in the first thread today I’m in a somewhat upbeat mood. I have know mock or ill will in me at this point so as I see Sad Bonzo’s here I would just say it’s alright Sad Bonzo whatever it is will soon pass.
^ anon 9:54, all I see is a couple of 4th-class wiggers and trailer-trash hookers. And that one defines the term “three bagger”. But thanks for playing.
Although most men would have Nazi-Speed-Kicked a sack of kittens to be at Mindy’s side, Bonzo still could not suppress his fetish with Gary’s ankles.
^ That’s no as opposed to know
paint a nipple on Bonzo’s dome & we’ll have a trifecta!
That former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin sure can pull some tail. Can’t govern worth shit in a crisis, but he sure can pull some tail.
Tom Morello became pensive as he reflected on his decision to give up guitar playing and pursuing a career as a competitive eater. But hey, boobies….
Sad Bonzo is sad because he realizes that Blue Eyed Bosom will drop him like a hot potato when she discovers that it burns when he pees, and trickles when he doesn’t.
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Yes, Bonzo, that’s as close as you’re getting to that uber-gnaw worthy set of mountains. And you should be sad. Very sad.
Ray Nagin, heh heh heh….those boobies are named Cammille & Katrina…two whoppers
…son!
but nothing to mock
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Look again. Douchey t-shirt complete with “security” (if he’s security, he should be on the job and if he isn’t he shouldn’t be wearing that shirt and I doubt he’s her personal body guard), chin pubes, and probably a ginormous watch.
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Maybe stage 1 or 1.5, but he’s got good sense to shave the head instead of attempting a comb-over. Ditch the t-shirt, shave the face, put on a button-down and look happy to be in the presence of such hott and he’ll go from mock to baghunter in no time.
Bonzo wants drink.
Bonzo ask pretty lady for drink.
Pretty lady laugh at Bonzo.
She tell Bonzo “Go away! Leave me alone!”
Bonzo shuffles back to stool and continues to card people.
Poor sad Bonzo.
I think he’s trying to listen to the sea,but those aren’t shells.
He’s barely Stage 1. A single incident could push him back to the side of righteousness.
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She, and by she I mean her and her fantabulous boobies, is the kind of stuff that makes this world go round. And by go round, I mean unload man-butter on her breastesessses.
I’m inclined to give Sad Bonzo a “notta” pass on the grounds that it looks like he represents an improvement in Katy Perry’s taste in men.
I don’t think he’s sad, i think he looked at those glorious melons ad the camera caught him in the nanosecond that he began to faint away.
I think Bonzo is trying to come up with a “not looking at the boobies but in reality LOOK AT THOSE BOOBIES” face.
nice rack for my boner.
Bonzo had no intention of being in this photo. His head was simply a geodesic caught by the massive disruption in the space time curvature created by those dick squeezers. As his head moves in closer for a good motorboating, you’ll actually see an optical illusion where he appears to have two heads as he crosses the plane of the event horizon.
Those boobs are Patty and Selma
No way she’s going out with the Fester unless he is Aaron Lewis of Staind, And I think it is him on a heroin bender. “It’s been a while since I could say I wasn’t addicted”. And it’s been awhile since we’ve had drunkbags with the hottest chicks like these. Son.
Curse DB1 for kickstarting the retarded “son” micro-meme that has outlived its welcome but which I am unable to stop invoking, Son.
The Son Also Rises, Son.
She is so hott she has to use moist wipes to avoid starting toilet fires.
She is so hott she pees Diet Mountain Dew.
She is so hot her turds have erections.
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what?
He’s simply helping her put her skirt back on. Grudgingly, and only because he’s on the clock. Can’t blame you, buddy, I wouldn’t be too happy about it either.
Two ring snub…..son.
She is so hott that Hindu priests cock-punch each other to death in competition to be reincarnated as her shower drain.
She is so hott the Postal Service just released her vag on the back side of their stamps to encourage rampant stamp licking.
The girl in this pic gives me a chubby like I get when I see Dolores O’Riordan. Don’t tell the Mrs. that she looks the same plus 1050 pounds. Last time I took her to the hospital we had to use a fork lift to get her on a grader. Fucking old age pimple assed fat bitch.
Her boobs are so big they were on ChatRoulette yesterday
^son
And the Mrs. is cool I just got out of control on the new meds. Kylie Minogue and I are still together with Toby Keith. He has a huge cock.
All I see are three boobs here
Her boobs are so spectacular that one cannot look directly at them for fear of blindness. Perhaps Bonzo is gazing ‘ponst their splendor in an off-camera mirror.
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Or perhaps he’s a ‘tard.
Exceptional breasts. Need. To. Fondle. Gently.
Those wiggas were dope, Anonymous. Not as dope as the fine mamacita pictured here. Real or not she is bonerific.
She is so hott that hobbits throw rings in her cooz.
She is so hott she has a Pyrex dildo.
She is so hott she keeps her ex-boyfriends in urns on the mantle.
This is the second guy this week tho appear on the site who appears to be a retard. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…. From the limited reveal of the camera angle, she could be a keeper.
she is so hott, her vag has it’s own Fire Dept…son
she is so hott she calls her g-string the equator
she is so hott, Satan vacations on her taint
…son
she is so hott her pee melts lava
she is so hott, her lovers wear asbestos condoms
She’s so hott her farts turn hydrogen into helium.
She is so hott the composition of her vagina lube can only be described by the theory of quantum chromodynamics.
She so hott her lactation is measured in Scoville units.
She’s so hott her queefs are the real cause of aurora borealis.
She is so hott her toilet is outfitted with a radiator.
She is so hott her turds melt tungsten.
She is so hott she lactates plasma.
If this guy works for Security, I am going to assume it is of the mall vartiety. You know those guys aren’t real cops right? They also enjoy being told that repeatedly.
To supplement his meager income on his off days he is this womans body guard, literally.
She is so hott her boyfriend wears a lead condom.
She is so hott her vagina doubles as a light water reactor.
She is so hott that the inner solar system will be vaporized when her boobies go supernova five billion years from now.
She is so hott her clitoris can arc weld steel.
She is so hott a watched pot will boil quicker when she looks at it.
He’s probably just contemplating the heavy emotional burden of having such bouncy giggly paradise at his immediate behest like that.
Or he’s just drunk and posing like a douchebag.
Bonzo isn’t sad. he’s just trying to be cool. and for that he’s a douchebag.
also, bosom.
whoa that was dumb.
She’s so hot one time she squirted and it nearly burned through the hull of the nostromo.
Son.
She’s so hott, her boobs elicit areola borealis.
She’s so hott. Damn, she’s hott. Hot damn, she’s hott.
Damn.