Thursday, January 20, 2011

Sad Bonzo

There’s no excuse to be sad when faced with Blue Eyed Bosom, Sad Bonzo.

None.

You’re not really a douche, Sad Bonzo. Probably shouldn’t be on the site.

But hey. Bosom.

And by bosom, I mean fertile flesh gnaw slappy boinger ski-slope happy whee.

# posted by douchebag1
9:42 am January, 20 Wheezer said...

Boobies.
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Flesh melons.
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Bonzo looks melancholy.
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She’s wearing a melon green boobie shirt.
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I have no idea what I’m saying.
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Oh wait: boobies.

9:44 am January, 20 Crazed Aborigine said...

I can’t find anything to mock here. Some flesh zeppelins to admire, but nothing to mock. Goinpeace.

9:50 am January, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Pretty eyes, nice cans.

9:52 am January, 20 Fatness said...

They finally got the RealDoll™ eyes right…
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…the cans have been fine since 1.0.
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I wonder what she did to get the security ape on her case.

9:54 am January, 20 Anonymous said...

There’s some hot chicks and douchebags in this video

9:59 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

No one in the bar every got tired of Bonzo’s impersonation of Mindy’s left tit.

10:00 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

After enjoying the visage of the Deans Daughter in the first thread today I’m in a somewhat upbeat mood. I have know mock or ill will in me at this point so as I see Sad Bonzo’s here I would just say it’s alright Sad Bonzo whatever it is will soon pass.

10:00 am January, 20 Fatness said...

^ anon 9:54, all I see is a couple of 4th-class wiggers and trailer-trash hookers. And that one defines the term “three bagger”. But thanks for playing.

10:00 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Although most men would have Nazi-Speed-Kicked a sack of kittens to be at Mindy’s side, Bonzo still could not suppress his fetish with Gary’s ankles.

10:02 am January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ That’s no as opposed to know

10:07 am January, 20 creature said...

paint a nipple on Bonzo’s dome & we’ll have a trifecta!

10:12 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

That former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin sure can pull some tail. Can’t govern worth shit in a crisis, but he sure can pull some tail.

10:13 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Tom Morello became pensive as he reflected on his decision to give up guitar playing and pursuing a career as a competitive eater. But hey, boobies….

10:17 am January, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sad Bonzo is sad because he realizes that Blue Eyed Bosom will drop him like a hot potato when she discovers that it burns when he pees, and trickles when he doesn’t.
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Yes, Bonzo, that’s as close as you’re getting to that uber-gnaw worthy set of mountains. And you should be sad. Very sad.

10:18 am January, 20 creature said...

Ray Nagin, heh heh heh….those boobies are named Cammille & Katrina…two whoppers

10:20 am January, 20 creature said...

…son!

10:22 am January, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

but nothing to mock
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Look again. Douchey t-shirt complete with “security” (if he’s security, he should be on the job and if he isn’t he shouldn’t be wearing that shirt and I doubt he’s her personal body guard), chin pubes, and probably a ginormous watch.
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Maybe stage 1 or 1.5, but he’s got good sense to shave the head instead of attempting a comb-over. Ditch the t-shirt, shave the face, put on a button-down and look happy to be in the presence of such hott and he’ll go from mock to baghunter in no time.

10:37 am January, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bonzo wants drink.
Bonzo ask pretty lady for drink.
Pretty lady laugh at Bonzo.
She tell Bonzo “Go away! Leave me alone!”
Bonzo shuffles back to stool and continues to card people.
Poor sad Bonzo.

10:37 am January, 20 Stephanie said...

I think he’s trying to listen to the sea,but those aren’t shells.

10:40 am January, 20 Deltus said...

He’s barely Stage 1. A single incident could push him back to the side of righteousness.
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She, and by she I mean her and her fantabulous boobies, is the kind of stuff that makes this world go round. And by go round, I mean unload man-butter on her breastesessses.

10:47 am January, 20 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

I’m inclined to give Sad Bonzo a “notta” pass on the grounds that it looks like he represents an improvement in Katy Perry’s taste in men.

10:50 am January, 20 Medusa Oblongata said...

I don’t think he’s sad, i think he looked at those glorious melons ad the camera caught him in the nanosecond that he began to faint away.

11:03 am January, 20 Condouchious said...

I think Bonzo is trying to come up with a “not looking at the boobies but in reality LOOK AT THOSE BOOBIES” face.

11:13 am January, 20 Bigphatnotadouche said...

nice rack for my boner.

11:13 am January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Bonzo had no intention of being in this photo. His head was simply a geodesic caught by the massive disruption in the space time curvature created by those dick squeezers. As his head moves in closer for a good motorboating, you’ll actually see an optical illusion where he appears to have two heads as he crosses the plane of the event horizon.

11:14 am January, 20 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Those boobs are Patty and Selma

11:15 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

No way she’s going out with the Fester unless he is Aaron Lewis of Staind, And I think it is him on a heroin bender. “It’s been a while since I could say I wasn’t addicted”. And it’s been awhile since we’ve had drunkbags with the hottest chicks like these. Son.

11:29 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

Curse DB1 for kickstarting the retarded “son” micro-meme that has outlived its welcome but which I am unable to stop invoking, Son.

11:30 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

The Son Also Rises, Son.

11:31 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

She is so hott she has to use moist wipes to avoid starting toilet fires.

11:31 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

She is so hott she pees Diet Mountain Dew.

11:31 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

She is so hot her turds have erections.
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what?

11:35 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

He’s simply helping her put her skirt back on. Grudgingly, and only because he’s on the clock. Can’t blame you, buddy, I wouldn’t be too happy about it either.

11:35 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

Two ring snub…..son.

11:40 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

She is so hott that Hindu priests cock-punch each other to death in competition to be reincarnated as her shower drain.

11:41 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

She is so hott the Postal Service just released her vag on the back side of their stamps to encourage rampant stamp licking.

11:44 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The girl in this pic gives me a chubby like I get when I see Dolores O’Riordan. Don’t tell the Mrs. that she looks the same plus 1050 pounds. Last time I took her to the hospital we had to use a fork lift to get her on a grader. Fucking old age pimple assed fat bitch.

11:47 am January, 20 jonezy said...

Her boobs are so big they were on ChatRoulette yesterday

11:47 am January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^son

And the Mrs. is cool I just got out of control on the new meds. Kylie Minogue and I are still together with Toby Keith. He has a huge cock.

1:03 pm January, 20 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

All I see are three boobs here

1:09 pm January, 20 soy bomb said...

Her boobs are so spectacular that one cannot look directly at them for fear of blindness. Perhaps Bonzo is gazing ‘ponst their splendor in an off-camera mirror.
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Or perhaps he’s a ‘tard.

1:32 pm January, 20 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Exceptional breasts. Need. To. Fondle. Gently.

1:47 pm January, 20 mr.reeve said...

Those wiggas were dope, Anonymous. Not as dope as the fine mamacita pictured here. Real or not she is bonerific.

1:48 pm January, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

She is so hott that hobbits throw rings in her cooz.

1:49 pm January, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

She is so hott she has a Pyrex dildo.

1:51 pm January, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

She is so hott she keeps her ex-boyfriends in urns on the mantle.

2:19 pm January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

This is the second guy this week tho appear on the site who appears to be a retard. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…. From the limited reveal of the camera angle, she could be a keeper.

2:54 pm January, 20 creature said...

she is so hott, her vag has it’s own Fire Dept…son

2:55 pm January, 20 creature said...

she is so hott she calls her g-string the equator

2:56 pm January, 20 creature said...

she is so hott, Satan vacations on her taint

2:56 pm January, 20 creature said...

…son

2:57 pm January, 20 creature said...

she is so hott her pee melts lava

2:58 pm January, 20 creature said...

she is so hott, her lovers wear asbestos condoms

4:57 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She’s so hott her farts turn hydrogen into helium.

4:59 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott the composition of her vagina lube can only be described by the theory of quantum chromodynamics.

5:00 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She so hott her lactation is measured in Scoville units.

5:02 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She’s so hott her queefs are the real cause of aurora borealis.

5:05 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott her toilet is outfitted with a radiator.

5:07 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott her turds melt tungsten.

5:07 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott she lactates plasma.

5:10 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

If this guy works for Security, I am going to assume it is of the mall vartiety. You know those guys aren’t real cops right? They also enjoy being told that repeatedly.

To supplement his meager income on his off days he is this womans body guard, literally.

5:10 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott her boyfriend wears a lead condom.

5:12 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott her vagina doubles as a light water reactor.

5:14 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott that the inner solar system will be vaporized when her boobies go supernova five billion years from now.

5:15 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott her clitoris can arc weld steel.

5:16 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She is so hott a watched pot will boil quicker when she looks at it.

5:41 pm January, 20 Mr. Biggs said...

He’s probably just contemplating the heavy emotional burden of having such bouncy giggly paradise at his immediate behest like that.

Or he’s just drunk and posing like a douchebag.

6:57 pm January, 20 Steve Lai said...

Bonzo isn’t sad. he’s just trying to be cool. and for that he’s a douchebag.

6:58 pm January, 20 Steve Lai said...

also, bosom.

6:59 pm January, 20 Steve L. said...

whoa that was dumb.

7:09 pm January, 20 ehcuodouche said...

She’s so hot one time she squirted and it nearly burned through the hull of the nostromo.

Son.

10:10 pm January, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s so hott, her boobs elicit areola borealis.

10:14 pm January, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s so hott. Damn, she’s hott. Hot damn, she’s hott.
Damn.

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