Thursday, January 27, 2011
Skullz McGee Likes Boobies
And, well, it’s really hard to argue with him. He’s got a good point.
Even if he does have shaved chin pubes of epic stupidity.
Pouty Brenda’s pout evokes bluebirds chipping on sunlit morn, and suggests there’s a fantastic perfect Pi of Asspear curvature awaiting at sundown.
Head-butting a hott is a new way for the alpha malebag to get what he wants. “Get some” motor boating game on, son!
It takes two to tango. Or one douche and his unconscious victim.
There’s only one way that face could get any sexier, girlfriend.
Douche-T and chin pubes notwithstanding, I say douche-pass because he ain’t acting up to the camera, and from this angle, probably all angles actually, this fine specimen is all class.
Uh Boss, are the bluebirds being hatched or are they trying to break out of prison? Inquiring minds want to know.
Skullz McGee is… The Boob Whisperer
Brenda has an awesome Vampirella meets Parker Posey vibe going on.
“look into my eyes…I am turning creepy, very creepy…”
Heebie effing jeebies!
This douche reminds us of the Brad Paisley song, “I’m Still A Guy”
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These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials,
Manicured, waxed and botoxed.
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tackle box
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Yeah, with all of these men linein’ up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized.
I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still got a pair
Yeah, honey I’m still a guy.
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Things is, that’s probably the best dress in her closet and the best shirt in his
Boobies says it all.
This is why you don’t take Ambien on the first date.
I would impregnate her. And then claim it’s not mine.
king doucheous has a twitter account: @freddyfigs
http://yfrog.com/h5mj0cj
I get my flame and skull shirts at walmart so I can support china’s economy.
I would impregnate her and claim it’s Ted Brogan’s.
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Skullz is close to a notta, but when in doubt invoke the douche call; the chin strap, while subtle, is a sure sign of douche.
Parker Posey? Yum! This her when she appeared on last season’s So You Think You Can Douche.
No notta pass from me. Note the way he’s trying to add an edgy, artistic composition to the shot? It’s still playing up to the camera and no less douche.
She’s fairly tasty. Nice white, milky skin – as opposed to the usual orange-tinged suspects normally seen.
@ Dr. Bunsen,
been a gooner for almost 9 years now. Freddie Ljungberg’s curler against chelsea in the FA cup final in 2002 was what got me hooked
@ Dr. Bunsen,
been a gooner for almost 9 years now. Freddie Ljungberg’s curler against chelsea in the FA cup final in 2002 was what got me hooked
oops, posted my email. If someone could delete that, it’d be great
The contemporary literature suggests the alpha-male has turned into the “I wish I was an alpha-male”. Long slow degradations in true manliness has been replaced by short-term faux-masculinity. My prescription is 3 years in the Marine Corps. or hitting your sons more often. However, the skulls are ultra-boss. Also, as long as you work your biceps enough to get that vein-line action going on, people will think you’re in shape.
We all like boobies,
but some will motorboat them
and wear no douche shirt.
I would impregnate her and then claim it was immaculate conception.
I would impregnate her and then claim it was the in vitro implantation of David Hasselhoff and Wil Wheaton’s clum baby.
Too bad he’s not staring at her boobs. Maybe she’s got a zit popping up, and he’s engrossed by that??
Shopping list:
1. SKULLZ shirt
2. Log Cabin Syrup
3. Ant Hill (black ants preferred)
4. Fist of Percocet
5. Key to brothers car
6. Sexy mannequin
7. Full set of “Get out of Jail Free” cards
I would impregnate her and blame Parker Posey
I would fully overlook her facebook posts of unfunny internet videos with the caption “OMG YOUR GUNNA LUV THIS LOL” for a chance to motorboat that cleavite.
Yeah, but who doesn’t like boobies?
Hello? Not a douche at all