Thursday, January 27, 2011

Skullz McGee Likes Boobies

And, well, it’s really hard to argue with him. He’s got a good point.

Even if he does have shaved chin pubes of epic stupidity.

Pouty Brenda’s pout evokes bluebirds chipping on sunlit morn, and suggests there’s a fantastic perfect Pi of Asspear curvature awaiting at sundown.

# posted by douchebag1
4:35 pm January, 27 mr.reeve said...

Head-butting a hott is a new way for the alpha malebag to get what he wants. “Get some” motor boating game on, son!

4:37 pm January, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It takes two to tango. Or one douche and his unconscious victim.

4:39 pm January, 27 Wedgie said...

There’s only one way that face could get any sexier, girlfriend.

4:41 pm January, 27 Douchesdownunder said...

Douche-T and chin pubes notwithstanding, I say douche-pass because he ain’t acting up to the camera, and from this angle, probably all angles actually, this fine specimen is all class.

4:51 pm January, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Uh Boss, are the bluebirds being hatched or are they trying to break out of prison? Inquiring minds want to know.

4:56 pm January, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Skullz McGee is… The Boob Whisperer

Brenda has an awesome Vampirella meets Parker Posey vibe going on.

4:57 pm January, 27 creature said...

“look into my eyes…I am turning creepy, very creepy…”

5:03 pm January, 27 Nancy Dreuche said...

Heebie effing jeebies!

5:22 pm January, 27 Vin Douchal said...

This douche reminds us of the Brad Paisley song, “I’m Still A Guy”
.
These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials,
Manicured, waxed and botoxed.
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tackle box
.
.
Yeah, with all of these men linein’ up to get neutered

It’s hip now to be feminized.
I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still got a pair
Yeah, honey I’m still a guy.
.
.
Things is, that’s probably the best dress in her closet and the best shirt in his

7:22 pm January, 27 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Boobies says it all.

7:26 pm January, 27 DarkSock said...

This is why you don’t take Ambien on the first date.

8:09 pm January, 27 Ted Brogan said...

I would impregnate her. And then claim it’s not mine.

10:31 pm January, 27 Mike said...

king doucheous has a twitter account: @freddyfigs

http://yfrog.com/h5mj0cj

11:06 pm January, 27 spuds mckenzie said...

I get my flame and skull shirts at walmart so I can support china’s economy.

4:44 am January, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would impregnate her and claim it’s Ted Brogan’s.
.
Skullz is close to a notta, but when in doubt invoke the douche call; the chin strap, while subtle, is a sure sign of douche.

5:06 am January, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Parker Posey? Yum! This her when she appeared on last season’s So You Think You Can Douche.

5:18 am January, 28 tall guy said...

No notta pass from me. Note the way he’s trying to add an edgy, artistic composition to the shot? It’s still playing up to the camera and no less douche.

She’s fairly tasty. Nice white, milky skin – as opposed to the usual orange-tinged suspects normally seen.

5:43 am January, 28 gigliott2000@yahoo.com said...

@ Dr. Bunsen,

been a gooner for almost 9 years now. Freddie Ljungberg’s curler against chelsea in the FA cup final in 2002 was what got me hooked

5:44 am January, 28 the douche is alright said...

@ Dr. Bunsen,

been a gooner for almost 9 years now. Freddie Ljungberg’s curler against chelsea in the FA cup final in 2002 was what got me hooked

oops, posted my email. If someone could delete that, it’d be great

6:49 am January, 28 Dr. Seymour J. Douchenstein said...

The contemporary literature suggests the alpha-male has turned into the “I wish I was an alpha-male”. Long slow degradations in true manliness has been replaced by short-term faux-masculinity. My prescription is 3 years in the Marine Corps. or hitting your sons more often. However, the skulls are ultra-boss. Also, as long as you work your biceps enough to get that vein-line action going on, people will think you’re in shape.

6:56 am January, 28 Wheezer said...

We all like boobies,
but some will motorboat them
and wear no douche shirt.

7:53 am January, 28 Deltus said...

I would impregnate her and then claim it was immaculate conception.

7:54 am January, 28 Deltus said...

I would impregnate her and then claim it was the in vitro implantation of David Hasselhoff and Wil Wheaton’s clum baby.

7:58 am January, 28 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too bad he’s not staring at her boobs. Maybe she’s got a zit popping up, and he’s engrossed by that??

8:44 am January, 28 Captain Garanichode said...

Shopping list:
1. SKULLZ shirt
2. Log Cabin Syrup
3. Ant Hill (black ants preferred)
4. Fist of Percocet
5. Key to brothers car
6. Sexy mannequin
7. Full set of “Get out of Jail Free” cards

8:53 am January, 28 Captain Garanichode said...

I would impregnate her and blame Parker Posey

10:02 am January, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

I would fully overlook her facebook posts of unfunny internet videos with the caption “OMG YOUR GUNNA LUV THIS LOL” for a chance to motorboat that cleavite.

5:17 am January, 31 Just Me said...

Yeah, but who doesn’t like boobies?

2:33 pm February, 2 Cybele said...

Hello? Not a douche at all

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