Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Starhawk Lives in Party Snow

While we’re taking a look back at some of the douchal legends of 2010, here’s July’s HCwDB non-winner The Starhawk.

Still party douchey shoe scrape toe fung outhouse flush.

Still wearing long silky scarves and fondling boozy paid-to-pose Lauren, who while not remotely the hott that maggie was, still looks like she’s ready to party like a pre Hayes Code Clara Bow.

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am January, 20 DarkSock said...

StarHawk tossed his sexy mane for the hungry cameras, oblivious to the blizzard of dander he was stirring up.

11:43 am January, 20 Hermit said...

“Outhouse flush” is an oxymoron.
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Starhawk is just a moron.

11:45 am January, 20 Hermit said...

Lauren caused quite a stir among the partygoers when her swelled head created a total eclipse of the moon.

11:46 am January, 20 Wedgie said...

What a nice couple……………………………………………………………………….of assholes.

12:25 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This pic reminds me of the time I was taking a shower and, while washing my ass, farted on my own hand.

12:26 pm January, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Oddly enough, that was this morning.

12:33 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

…then the first barrage of the chicken bukkake began.

12:33 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

“My God…It’s full of ‘Tards….”
qwret

12:35 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

WhoreBurst – Fruit Poos™

12:37 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

StarHawk learned a hard lesson about taunting the competitors at the annual Crossman™ Air Gun Marksmanship Competition.
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Son.

12:37 pm January, 20 Bigphatnotadouche said...

I didn’t know Snookie was a blond.
Still I bet the carpet is dark with this skank.

12:38 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Candi learned a hard lesson about eating cabbage and boiled eggs after an anal cream pie session with StarHawk™ .

12:38 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Son™ .

12:39 pm January, 20 smackdouche said...

It ain’t a party until Christina Aguilera drinks straight outta the bottle. After that, any primped douche is right up her alley. and by right up her alley, I mean, just that.

1:05 pm January, 20 soy bomb said...

Re: boozy paid-to-pose Lauren:
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There’s a bad poon risin’

1:18 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is it just me or have we lost regs and commentators since the weekly vote went to the East German team?
Save us DB1 Kenobi.

1:19 pm January, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Son.

1:30 pm January, 20 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

I can only hope that the grooves in his head are from someone trying to carve open his skull in hopes of finding a brain cell. (For research purposes, of course.)

1:38 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

The man scarf adouchetrement, having become fashion trendy over the past couple of years, is a signifier most worthy of the mock.
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At first I thought bleethy PtP Lauren was making the kissy lips but as I look harder I think she just got a really bad collagen injection.

1:46 pm January, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

If one takes a look at this pic and his original pic it can noticed that he’s wearing the same sunglasses, same pink t shirt, same bling, hell even the champagne bottle looks similar.

1:49 pm January, 20 StarHawk said...

LOL
actually different bling and different pink shirt. same sunglasses tho..

2:24 pm January, 20 Doucheywallnuts said...

This could be the banner photo for a new web site, “Trannys with Douchebags.”

2:29 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

@ RevChad: I’ve noticed a depopulation as well; I just assumed it was our annoying use of son, Son.

2:36 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Perhaps if some Hall of Mock regs would volunteer to count the votes, write the eulogy, etc. then The Boss would bring back the onerous task of the tri-way weekly douche-offs…
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Me personally, I live for Haiku day, Ass Pear and Caption This. I usually bring my “B” game to weekly/monthly comments. But I’m weird like that; I reckon some folk still pine for the weeklies like fat women pine for Dr. Phil episodes; like Horse ass pines for pee; like two teeth with corn beef wedged between them pine for floss; like a wet fart during a meeting pines for a handi-wipe.

2:36 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Son.

2:37 pm January, 20 DarkSock said...

Like the Ham Bat in my britches pines for A.P. LaPlante’s back 40.

2:55 pm January, 20 mr.reeve said...

I agree with you Rev. But oh well. Maybe time for some new blood, son.
DarkSock, I only have a B game so that’s how I roll, son.

2:59 pm January, 20 Douchie Howser M.D. said...

Nooooo!!!!
Harland Williams has gone douche!

3:07 pm January, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

^”Ham Bat”
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I have now met my quota for laughing out loud.

4:05 pm January, 20 douchesquire said...

that poor bastard has the worst chin in history.

5:16 pm January, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Here’s to hoping that party snow is 100% asbestos. Because everyone knows, asbestos is bestos!

10:05 pm January, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I dunno, he “feels” like XENU in some odd sort of way. Must be the chin.
SHe’s as pinkly dressed as XENU.
Damn that January cabin fever, it gets me to bein’ Xenuphobic.

7:08 am January, 21 Buttpupes said...

Is that an ass taking a dump on his chin? WTF?

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