Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tuesday Limerick

There once were two greaseclowns from Covina,
Who crushed a tiny ballerina named Nina,
A ‘bag sandwich they squeezed,
And poor Nina was seized,
As her florentina turned the color of orangina.

# posted by douchebag1
11:15 am January, 4 Wedgie said...

Young Nina grew up in Hoboken
And she swore that her cherry was broken
By riding her bike
On a cobblestone pike
But we all know it’s broken from pokin’.

11:20 am January, 4 Deltus said...

Despite the twin nipple rings
It’s fun to watch when Brad sings
Of love for his bro
and hag Nina, though
It’s clear those are plastic things

11:21 am January, 4 Deltus said...

Johnny Knoxville really let his standard slip…
.
Wait, no, they’re exactly where they should be. Douche on, Johnny!

11:21 am January, 4 Deltus said...

^ Standards, dammit.

11:25 am January, 4 Deltus said...

In clear cups you find the juice
Though not as good as Grey Goose
Will get us right drunk
Then up to my bunk
To make this tiny hott loose

11:39 am January, 4 Wedgie said...

Nina pondered a fate worse than death
As she gagged on pierced-nipple boy’s breath
His buddy named Neil
With groin shave reveal
Made her wonder why she ever quit meth.

11:55 am January, 4 Guns-N-Douches said...

Seaside Heights was Nina’s final destination,
Applying eyeliner while driving is a preoccupation,
She caused a big crash,
But suffered no gash,
As her two chest bags prevented any laceration.

Wow, that’s really awful. I’ll stop here.

11:55 am January, 4 I Must Look Away said...

Save that poor thing. Several internal organs have been squeezed into her upper torso and appear to be on the brink of bursting forth from her chest like the Alien.

12:03 pm January, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Wow, Nina’s displaying some tools
Though squished between two horny fools
But she can’t put out
‘Cause her pussy has gout
So Bill gives Biff some firm nipple pulls

12:11 pm January, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

At the latest douchebag function
Nina was the target of extreme unction
Despite the water tower in the back
And the bleeth with the rack
This sure ain’t Petticoat Junction
http://images.tvrage.com/shows/5/4813.jpg

12:12 pm January, 4 Captain Garanichode said...

Both of Nina’s greeseclown’s are named Todd
Telling the difference is sort of odd
But one has pierced nips, while the other sit’s and quips
“No, you are the bigger meat-wad”

12:15 pm January, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fuccen douchebags with cups in hand
Have become a blight on this land
And fake titted chicks
Willing to suck on douche dicks
Should be sent overseas and banned

12:18 pm January, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

So many things to abhor
In this pic taken at the South Shore
And plastic boob fail
Makes her no Holy Grail
For this group that should be shown the door

12:18 pm January, 4 DarkSock said...

Two bags and a girl tried sumthin new:
Making her air-tight by humpin’ two;
They started corn-holin’
But her cans were too swollen;
Popped her butt cherry and both front bumpers, too.

12:21 pm January, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ask not what this country can do for you
Posited these two piles of poo
With a bleeth up for tag-teamin’
They gave her a double streamin’
And covered her face in goo

12:22 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This is a shot of young Dennis Quaid
At the very point he hoped to get laid
But the bolt-on’s are fake
Cause she’s a he for God’s sake!
And with that his member will fade

12:22 pm January, 4 Baron Von Goolo said...

Two douchebags named Travis and Jimbo
Had their minds set on nailing a bimbo.
They soon found a bleeth
With all her own teeth
And silicon funbags akimbo.

12:23 pm January, 4 Wedgie said...

Two pilots who flew to Cancun
While landing, did pop their pontoons
They found a replacement
in Senor Frog’s basement
Young Nina, and her two balloons.

12:24 pm January, 4 Captain Garanichode said...

Balloon Bikini Contest last summer
Nina would have been a sure winner
But stuck between two asses
One with Nip-ring & Hardy trunks
One with groin shave chunks
…both sporting widescreen glasses

12:26 pm January, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two and one-eighth men. And chesticles.

12:26 pm January, 4 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When crunching his abs make them wrinkle
And holes in her boobs make them sprinkle
Dude you’ll get huge tips
With your shiny pierced nips
When the orange tanning creme makes them twinkle.

12:28 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That big water tower in back
Is used to keep Trisha’s boobs packed.
For if the pressure releases
Her top falls off in pieces
It’s just a well-known fact!

12:36 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Up on a rooftop reindeer play
So do douchebags who look gay
Mashin on a hottie with fake cans
These two clowns are out of plans
Just TRY to not sing this poem today!?

1:06 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Turquoise funbags on a rooftop terrace
Cause 2 douchebags to ask her,”Pair us!”
But she really can’t go to foreplay
It wood void her boob job warran-tay
So this HCwDb mingling becomes precarious.

1:18 pm January, 4 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

My soul has been ravaged today
Cuz Nina takes my breath away
If she sang me a song
And then strapped one on
I’d bend over and take it all day.

1:19 pm January, 4 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

And I’m not even gay. But damn, I would be for Nina. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Come dance on daddy’s lap, baby.

1:22 pm January, 4 The Dude said...

Two doucheclowns converge on poor Nina
‘I seem to be stuck in between ya!’
A silicone sandwich
With nippy and man-bitch
I’m still crying for you Argentina!

1:34 pm January, 4 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Two douche-goggle wearing tools on spring break,
Pose with a bleeth with titties that were fake,
Came down to the watertower bar for a drink,
Went home with genitals all scabby and pink.

1:53 pm January, 4 DarkSock said...

These porn bags go looking for gang-bangs
Like the ones seen in “Titty-Titty Bang-Bang”;
They commence to humping her sternum
With out any lube so it burned ’em,
Then they topped her teat pie with meringue stains

1:59 pm January, 4 Horace Dangleballs said...

Two ab-monsters about on the Strand
Saw Nina laid out on the sand
The shade from her breasts
Blocked the sun from their chests
So they went home less tan then they planned.

2:00 pm January, 4 Horace Dangleballs said...

^ @ me
Damn. Should be “THAN”. I’m an idiot.

2:06 pm January, 4 DarkSock said...

These bags all love Tina’s Cans
Each one’s too much for both hands
So much boob to go ’round
That it takes both ass-clowns
To do the work of one Dark Sock’d Man.

2:23 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It looks like double strands
hold back Nina’s big fake cans.
And double douchebags on the side
Make this pic a definite hide.
This causes me to double gag, whilst knocked down to my knees and hands.

2:34 pm January, 4 Claude Douchenburg said...

Check out those grapefruits!

2:36 pm January, 4 Claude Douchenburg said...

With boobs like that shouldn’t one be able to see her perky nipples? Maybe the doc forgot to put them back on.

6:03 pm January, 4 creature said...

Hans with great gusto did sing
his praise of Lars nipple rings
they both did splooge
on Ava’s fake boobs
but preferred bouncing on each others ass springs

6:20 pm January, 4 Guid is Good said...

Not Dow Cornings finest hour.

7:29 pm January, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

*credit to CD

With boobs like that, where are her nips?
Didja ever see Gladys without her Pips?
And what about douchebags one and two?
At the end of the day is it them that they screw?
That’s just a few of the questions I have for these dips.

8:28 pm January, 4 Hardouche Wankstain said...

Another innie. That’s two already for 2011. I like the way this year’s shaping up.

9:27 pm January, 4 Collaz B. Popped said...

This is why I love natural breasts. – Of any size, race, or culture.
Gimme a woman with double A’s and a hot mind n ass PEAR anyday…..FTW.

10:57 pm January, 4 creature said...

without those fake cans she’s a 4

1:02 am January, 5 Bagtanian said...

Said Nipple Boy to his frat brother
“Brah! She’d be a pretty good lover”
But Beth didn’t care
For his douchey air
So they went home and slept with each other

2:35 am January, 5 tall guy said...

The douche on left is really trying to strike an ab pose by the look of his skin folds. fail.
Nina is all about the jugs. They define and complete her. It’s sickening, but I’d still love to tit fuck her.

6:05 am January, 5 Steve L. said...

these radioactive orangutans
can give Nina a much better tan.
forget the sun
focus on their buns.
turn yourself into a greasy frying pan.

7:17 am January, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Two chaps and a tiny chapina,
name of Gregory, Kevin and Nina,
Spent the day at the shore
Baring brawny and more,
Bolt-on boobs and the bumps of two weena’.

2:55 am January, 6 Canada Pharmacy said...

They started a corn-Holin,But his boxes were swollen;Popped her cherry anus and the two front bumper, too.

4:28 am January, 7 Motorcycle Parts said...

I like natural breasts. – Any size, race or culture.give me a woman with a double and one hot ass mind No PEAR anyday

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