Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Where’s Waldouche?: Who Cares Where Waldouche Is Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of tasty pie a la mode ice cream scoop fondle thigh humpty suckles, I’ve carefully hidden some random dude no one cares about, with a boring name, whose sum achievement in life is finishing Halo 3 on the hardest setting in under two hours.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

Come to me, Giggle Hotts. I will march a rubber frog dipped in a Midori Sour across each of your bottoms while ritualistically humming Gregorian sea chants and, occasionally, the theme from Flash Gordon.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 am January, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Them girls are solid fucleable with my Jesus-sized cocck. Waldouche is a little brother who can’t stand up with his small boner.

7:22 am January, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Holy mother Mary Poppins but green bottoms girl is an angel.

7:45 am January, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Timmy didn’t heed the warning of the wimmen. They told his to watch out for it but he just wouldn’t listen. This picture is the first photographic evidence narwhcorn rape. For you see narwhcorns should not be fucced with.

7:45 am January, 12 Fatness said...

If only blue bikini were to get a sharp cramp in the back of her left leg, causing an involuntary muscle contraction, which flipped Seth head-first into an empty pool.
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Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
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Son.

7:46 am January, 12 Mr. White said...

@dude
Indeed. She’s giving me a Charisma Carpenter vibe. And I like it. She could impale her vampire on my meat stake any day.
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Sorry, DB1. This dude didn’t finish Halo 3. Not even on easy and with cheat codes.

8:05 am January, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Aren’t all Where’s Waldouches, Who Cares? Editions?

Beating Oregon Trail, was my finest hour and I’m still braggin about it. Sure Aunt Mabel died of dysentery, but when it came to shooting bison I was a natural.

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8:26 am January, 12 Deltus said...

@Mr. White: good call on the Charisma Carpenter observation! I really miss her from Buffy and Angel. That was an actress where you really understood why she was there: because she was smoking hot.

8:27 am January, 12 Cocoa Butter Fifi Bag said...

Awww…yea!

8:42 am January, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Too many clothes on the hotts…and who put the doodie in the pool? Cartman? Cartman? was that you, Cartman?

8:59 am January, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

Is this Waldouche really a douche though? He may just be a geek, dweeb or spaz. There’s no visual signifiers, he’s just a little overexcited about the five hotts. Can you blame him? We were all 17 once, too.

9:13 am January, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m gonna hazard a guess that he’s got his elder child cocck stuck in the suction drain on the pool there, trying to get a mechanical suckoff while staring up at that rack of tasty hams.

9:36 am January, 12 Teloite and Douche said...

Kathy Hott in the middle?

9:38 am January, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is the Gainesville Comfort Inn now a destination for college hotts on holiday break?

9:58 am January, 12 Et Tu Douche? said...

Lil’ Wally gets a pass, he’s just clowning around enjoying the scenery that his sister and her friends are providing.The young hotts show no visible signs of Bleethery and here’s hoping they follow the right path.

10:02 am January, 12 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

I, for one, am glad this little terd poked his head in the picture. If he hadn’t, this pic wouldn’t have qualified for HCwDB, and thus, I wouldn’t have been able to drool over these five luscious angels. Come to daddy, ladies.

10:57 am January, 12 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

5 girls 1 scrote .com

11:45 am January, 12 Wheezer said...

@Medusa, 9:13 a.m. –
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Who among us hasn’t tried that?
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(crickets)
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Guys?

11:56 am January, 12 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Those girls are why the Romans invented pools, and why Kimberly-Clark sells so much Kleenex.
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He’s a notta– annoying in his insistent presence in an otherwise fantastic photo, but I’m too distracted by great smiles and the power of ten to hate on him.

12:31 pm January, 12 creature said...

Saruman left his hand print over middle hotts heart

1:21 pm January, 12 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I can’t find Waldouche!! I;ll keep trying after I clean up.

1:37 pm January, 12 ehcuodouche said...

I think middle hott needs to stop buying her bikinis from TJ Maxx. Originally, when the models walked down the runway, the designer was aghast. “Mon Deux! Ze left boobie looks twice as big as ze right! I zhall never combine white and any other color again!” The entire lot got dumped, but I’m sure she got a good deal.

I mean, she’s still hott and all, but my right hand keeps raising itself defensively as I have depth perception and all.

2:35 pm January, 12 Southern Scrotic said...

Brunette in the center is definitely the winner of the bunch, but the blonde on the right sure has a nice firm tummy.

4:55 pm January, 12 mr.reeve said...

With this line up of hotts we all win. And by win I mean boner.

4:58 pm January, 12 Douchebusters said...

They have to be foreign – no way 5 american girls all have nice abs. WHere is the ugly fat friend? Maybe 2 pics up? lol

They are adorable. By which I mean boobie suckle tummy flatness. he sucks at life.

9:12 pm January, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Why, that’s a wee Waldo-brat there. Besides, who’s looking at him when there’s THEM?

9:32 pm January, 12 DarkSock said...

That dude finished Halo 3 in under two hours on the hardest setting?
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MOVE OUT THA WAY BITCHEZ WE GOTZ TO TALK, SONNN!!!

9:33 pm January, 12 creature said...

@ Douchebusters

they’re 15 & from Calif

9:36 pm January, 12 DarkSock said...

Although Waldo was rejected from the competition due to “Egg Dick Syndrome”, he still breached security in order to photo-bomb the volunteers for the 2011 Sperm Replica of the Map of Hawaii / Aleutian Islands Chain Competition, sponsored by Peter North’s Vitamin E “Blast Caps” Jism Supplements™.

2:43 am January, 13 Motorcycle Parts said...

I really miss him in Buffy and Angel. He was an actor, where you really understood why she was there: because it was hot.

6:42 am January, 13 Douch-scutin' boogie said...

3,4,1,2,5

11:16 am January, 13 Stephanie said...

All the chicks should just fart at once.

12:17 pm January, 13 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Dammit, Stephanie. Now I’m really turned on. Why does this always happen to me at work?

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