Thursday, January 13, 2011

Yo Guy Says, “Yo!”

Sideways “gangsta” peace sign.

As stupid as it ever was.

# posted by douchebag1
9:21 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

OK, perhaps Costa Rica can wait just a bit longer.

9:30 am January, 13 One for the Choad said...

Wow, that’s some quality natural hott right there. More, please..

9:30 am January, 13 jonezy said...

it’s always so much worse when the Hotts appear to be enjoying themselves in presence of such douchery.
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The gentle touch of Alexa’s hand on D-bag’s shoulder is infuriating. His armpit doesn’t know how good he has it

9:31 am January, 13 Nancy Dreuche said...

What up with Yo Guys face? Aside from the stupid glasses. Maybe its the ghost of the hot tub.

Before you say anything troll me. I already know this comment is crap. I’m off my game today. Bake me a Cinnamon Raison Death Log and let’s get stupid.

9:35 am January, 13 Mr. White said...

You may find yourself living in your mother’s basement
And you may find yourself on a beach in New Jersey
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of an ’84 Civic
You may find yourself in a shitty apartment, with an ugly wife,
You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

Letting the days go by, my lack of a diploma holds me down
Letting the days go by, hoping that somehow I will drown
Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, hoping that somehow I will drown

And you may ask yourself, “How do I read this?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that homemade spoiler?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my shitty apartment”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my ugly wife”

Letting the days go by, my lack of a diploma holds me down
Letting the days go by, hoping that somehow I will drown
Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, hoping that somehow I will drown

Dumb as it ever was, dumb as it ever was, dumb as it ever was…

10:05 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ah, yet another douche that has solved the age-old riddle of “How many bewbies does a bleeth have?” And just when I thought the public schools weren’t doing anything…

10:09 am January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Senor Blanco
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You’re makin’ a mighty big assumption there son. These fucksticks would (a) have no idea who did that song and (b) would tell you that they heard on an “oldies” station or that their mom would play this stoopid song while she drove them to soccer practice. *sigh*

10:09 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Slow clap for Mr. White. If it weren’t for the ghosty lightness at the right of the photo, I’d hazard a guess that he lightened his shadowed face in the photo so everyone can see it is undoubtedly him. We see you, son. You be douchin’.

10:12 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

I had slow clap once. Fuccen painful.

10:24 am January, 13 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Once when I was a kid, my piss come out like snot

10:32 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

Took it forever to go away. Felt like I was shooting fire out my dick.
Good times, back in the day.

10:32 am January, 13 Wedgie said...

Speaking of flaming dicks, any news from Stackhouse lately?

10:34 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DR BHD–BULLSHIT. That was voted as the greatest music video of all time for about 800 years. Now I’m sure it’s some douchewank faux nu-metal rap-rock tardcore band, but I have that album, I mean VINYL.
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Or by *fucksticks* did you mean the three turds in the photo? Sorry. I’m a little overcaffeinated today.

10:38 am January, 13 Bob Barker's Mic said...

I would like to invite hott on the left to perform fellatio on my penis.

10:41 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

This just in: Limerick, Ireland declares war on Douche.

10:48 am January, 13 Mr. White said...

@medusa
Sounds like a Talking Heads theme night in the playpen is in order. I’ll wear a giant suit and do that chopping motion on my arm. You tie up the chicks.

11:07 am January, 13 Stephanie said...

A vacation away from Missouri,until you have to come back to shovel the snow.

11:22 am January, 13 Anthony LaBaglia said...

That picture must be backwards. I thought he was saying ‘oy.’

11:48 am January, 13 Mr. Biggs said...

Word, yo. I gots two – count ’em, two – vajajays at my disposal. Biotch.

11:55 am January, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

And she was lying on her back
And she could hear Medusa breathing
And she could see the gleam of dildo
She’s making sure it isn’t Mercury
See hooks hangin’ on the wall
now she’s startin’ to cry
looks for mercy to Mr. White and
opens up her……

11:59 am January, 13 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

GRRR! Even with the insipid fedora and oversized shades, those ladies are delectable.
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Don’t you think the two of them could easily hold that pud’s head underwater until he stops kicking, then push him into the deep end where his 12-pound watch would keep his carcass safely at the bottom and out of everyone’s sight?

12:01 pm January, 13 Redouche-Reooze-Repsycho said...

Sounds like Psycho Killer might even get some airtime in the playpen.
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I was always partial to the Little Creatures album, myself. Because throughout much of my formative years, I was infested with some.

12:12 pm January, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Medusa
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Ah, my lovely Gorgon muse I was most assuredly “talking” about the “heads” in the pic. Both the song and the video are brilliant. I’m only on my sixth cup of coffee so I’m a bit out of it (I’m usually at about 8 by now) so I didn’t not mean to offend. That and I want no parts whatsoever of Frank.

12:13 pm January, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This threesome’s favorite song is “Hold on Douchely,” by the group .38 Scrotal. I’d have a shit-eating grin and think about shooting a sideways peace sign if I was getting a threesome with the sisters hott.

12:29 pm January, 13 Tom Choad said...

Brunette’s bikini top ties in the front.
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That’s mighty convenient. Just sayin’.

1:14 pm January, 13 Condouchious said...

@Tom Choad: It’s like opening a present.

“Wow Santa! It’s exactly what I asked for!”

1:16 pm January, 13 melvil duchi said...

scissors beats papers, son

1:34 pm January, 13 Deltus said...

But rock beats his scissors. Which is also the shape of my fist. As it hurtles towards his face. As punishment for being a douchewank. Cause I think, with a little negative reinforcement, this guy can be saved. I’m an optimist like that, son.

7:18 pm January, 16 The Ninja in the picture said...

First off…..Fuck all of yall, you can kiss my asian ass, dont be hatin because you could never find girls like my friends to even give you the time of the day…..fucking losers find something better to do besides sitting on the computer to looking to find some hot girls to jack off too……Same goes to the mother fucker that created this website, you lame fuck!!!.

I live in Austin TX, come find me and hurtle a fist towards your face!!!

9:59 pm January, 16 DarkSock said...

^Ah, yes. Another subscriber to “Internet Tough Guy” Magazine.
qwegf

2:32 am January, 17 Motorcycle Parts said...

I’m only in my sixth cup of coffee, so I’m a little out of it (I’m usually at about 8 now), so do not not want to offend. And I want it for parts for Frank.

9:35 am January, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Mr. Darksock,

I would like to know how did you manage to create such a masterpiece of an image, for I laughed so hard that my flasks were knocked over.

11:31 am January, 17 Mrs Draper said...

Speaking as a woman, yeah, your friends are pretty. So what? The sideways “V” is still STUPID. What does it even MEAN??? Are you in a gang? Is it some sort of cryptic offshoot of American Sign Language that only pretentious losers like you know about? DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.

Guys like you do it because they need to overcompensate for the fact that they’re too damn uncomfortable in their own skin to just sit there, smile, and take a fucking picture like a normal person. They need to co-opt this psuedo-badass persona instead of just being themselves. Then, when people call bullshit on it, they get all defensive and start insulting their manhood.

I can tell you right now, no matter how interested in a guy I might be, the moment I see a photo of them pulling any kind of hand symbol, it’s an instant turn-off. REAL MEN don’t use visual crutches to hide their insecurity about their personality (or lack thereof).

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