Friday, February 11, 2011
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee Does Not Approve of Billy’s Kissy Lips
Oh sweet Nicole.
I realize the pickings are slim in suburban Wisconsin, especially in the winter months.
But Billy’s Jesus and Mary Chain, plus kissy lips and white hat, stamps a full Stage-3 across his resume.
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee watches disapprovingly in the distance.
Do not upset Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee.
For you wouldn’t like Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee when he’s angry.
Yup. No idea what I’m writing anymore. Must be Friday.
EDIT: Changed Dundee’s name so as not to confuse with Angry Ernie below.
The Chilean miners would have been dug out a lot faster if their government had been able to secure the services of Nicole’s chin
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee will soon summon John Largeman to remove this pustule from the club.
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But not before Billy and his kissy lips are brought before Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee, who will show Billy what a “real knife” looks like.
And as we all know, Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee is so cool…..one sneeze will refreeze the Arctic this summer, saving hundreds – nay, thousands – of polar bear habitats.
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(OK, I know you fuccers can do better/much funnier…..)
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee sat in on Samurai Scrote’s third album, “Caress of Scrote” and had a background vocal and shakers credit / cameo on SS’s follow up hit single “Scrote by Night” .
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Canadians everywhere were overjoyed
To help Coltrane get off heroin, Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee took all the horse within a 15-mile radius of Trane for several years. All of it.
Beebop da do wap, skeedly do dop,
bwaaa-waaaa-waaaa,
taint scrote-da boo wop,
douchebap da-bling pop,
Shrimpity pip-squatch, wid semi-hott,
Pippity-pippity, skeedly do da do wop
Nicole is smiling. She’s a happy girl looking for a husband. Her smile will turn to rage a few seconds later when the aerosol portion of Billy’s chimichanga expulsion rises to meet her olfactory system and the rest slides out of his hi-tops.
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee who in the past had sat in with some of the greats like Freddie Hubbard, Ornette Coleman, Pharaoh Sanders and Sonny Rollins was and is still angry with what had become of Jazz scene in these modern times. It really hit home this night when in the middle of his drum solo drunk ass Billy screamed out “Play some Kenny G”. CJS Mack D, seen here heading to the dressing room between sets at the Regattabar in Cambridge, was not happy and by not happy I mean was going to bang some H to forget clowns like Billy and more importantly “jazz Musicians” such as Kenny G.
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Bring on the pear!!!!
Cool Jazz Singer? I thought he was the Poo/Jizz Slinger. My bad.
Cool Jazz Singer Mack Dundee once sat beside Jack Nicholson in the super duper ultra VIP room of a club so exclusive it doesn’t have a name and schmucks like us will never know where it is. They were the only two in there. They split a bottle of whiskey and killed a hooker in there, and called it an average night.
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That’s how cool he is.
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True story.
I cannot envision the process by which someone actually sees that shirt, decides it’s a good shirt, decides to by the shirt, brings it to the cashier and says, “I want to buy this shirt,” and then actually pays for this shirt.
The fact he’s wearing a t-shirt from a line once touted (promoted?) by Arthur Kade makes this guy a stage 12 Douchebag.
Cool Jazz Singer, Mack Dundee had all the horses in a 15 mile radius of Trane for several years. Everything.
It is a happy girl looking for a man. Her smile will turn to rage a few seconds later, when the aerosol part of the deportation chimichanga Billy rises.