Friday, February 25, 2011

Boobies and Stupid Glasses

I’m not sure which clubvelopment of 2011 confuses me more.

The recent development for the Hotts to ditch clothing all together and go with paint/sticker boob reveal, or slotted sunglasses that look like a leftover cucoloris used to light the set of American Gigolo.

The glasses? Standard douchewear.

The boob reveal? Now I am as big a boobal aesthetic appreciator of spectatorship as the guy on the subway who drools on himself and shouts about Castro. But too much reveal, while appreciated on a lizard brain level, also does not establish a contextual eros. Therefore, I must rule: Too much reveal = Bleeth. For there is sensual cleavite reveal. And then there is tape on the nip.

# posted by douchebag1
9:27 am February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I smell a business opportunity; a cream that helps remove the tape off the nipples, thereby preventing nipple abrasions.

9:28 am February, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And I prefer these glasses.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/X_ray_specs_on_jimbo.jpg

9:30 am February, 25 The Dude said...

I am all up in that boobage!

9:39 am February, 25 creature said...

fond memories of Wendy O. Williams stir

9:40 am February, 25 smackdouche said...

Could you provide a lengthy series of photos which highlight the acceptable vs. bleethy boob reveal?

9:41 am February, 25 Captain Garanichode said...

oooosh! i’d wear stupid glasses for a shot at them sticker-nips
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Frodo Baggins on the right is clearly fearing her lactant getting on his precious purple power ranger shirt.

9:41 am February, 25 jonezy said...

I’m giving the smiley face guy a notta. He’s trying to impair the douchiness of the pic by putting the rabbit ears above the Bleeth, and he’s wearing a ball cap in a club, with no tilt. And clearly enjoying himself in presence of mostly naked Hott, also with his shirt properly buttoned and unadorned.
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Way to go smiley guy- you’ve done good by my book, however, your friends are total douches.

9:45 am February, 25 creature said...

speaking of mammaries…er, memories is this one tasteful boss?

9:46 am February, 25 jonezy said...

anyone else catch the Onion/AV article featuring our very own Baron von Goolo?
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This is the same guy, right?

9:49 am February, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

I agree, and yet disagree. To us it is bleethy yes. But to a generation one step closer to the apocalypse, they see it as hot. And the generation after them will go back to the mating habits of hyenas, whose ruling clans publicly perform mock sex in front of the others to show who’s boss.

9:50 am February, 25 creature said...

Wendy O Willams

10:11 am February, 25 Anonymous said...

W.O.W. was the original. Butcher Baby. FUCK YES!! What’s not to love about a busty punk rocker wearing a shaving cream and clothes pin bustier?

Disagree? Check this out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2eynNh5xHM

I agree with the too much reveal theory, but I’ll gladly make a 5-10 minute exception for those mouth watering scoops of heavinly melonly.

10:13 am February, 25 Anonymous said...

BTW, the greatest lead guitar solo in the history of the world starts at 1:58

10:20 am February, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

Meh. Ever since I saw From Beyond
chicks with big foreheads give me the wiggens.

10:25 am February, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Boss, I think there has been a rush to bleethy judgement! I think the nuance of the bleethy accoutrements must play a role in the ultimate selection and application of our socio-economic labels. Take this hot. No tats, no F-U fingers, no gi-normous goggles… just a wholesome smile and perkiness.
I contend that it is better to see the nip taped than to never have seen the nip at all.

10:31 am February, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Baron V G @ 10:20a
Hmmmmm. First time I have seen a forehead get wood. Unfortuneately, not the first time I have heard of a ‘biter’. Was she married to John Bobbitt?

10:49 am February, 25 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Okay the Master Mocker seems to be on a big glasses kick today and I am not sure if I like it.
But Douche as other doucheable features such as douche tung and douche tatts and douche wife beater tee with vest. Notta Douche in white cap is hanging out with the wrong crowd. Looks as if her finally discovered beer and Bleeths I hope we don’t see this guy evolve into douchedom. Purple shirt guy is a sick puppy douche or perv douche. And by perv douche I mean he wants to rip off her nipple tape fast enough to take some tissue with it and put it in his nipple tape scrap book. But look out purple shirt perv douche, I am way faster than you.

10:50 am February, 25 Claude Douchenbagger said...

But I can’t type few beans today.

10:53 am February, 25 Fatness said...

No Nipples.
No Peace.

10:55 am February, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

Meh. It’s getting overdone.

11:03 am February, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Purple shirt douche seems like he may be a bit premature. Get it together son!

11:16 am February, 25 DarkSock said...

Yeah, I think Slim Shaky on the right just prematurely inoculated.

11:30 am February, 25 Deltus said...

Auto-Bleeth, agreed. But, in this hott’s case, still fap-worthy.

11:45 am February, 25 Wheezer said...

Boobies. I love them.
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But yeah, revealing that much of them is usually a stripper’s territory. That’s not necessarily a bad thing…..or is it?
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I’m so confused.

11:45 am February, 25 Nip Tape Noob said...

I say not autobleeth, but all in the context of where the nip tape is being worn. At a club where she is a dancer/performer okay. At a carwash, fine. At the yacht club, crossing the line. At the library, redonkulous.
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But yeah the sunglasses serve no purpose whatsoever and since Kanye wore them I insta hate them. And douche on the right looks either really frightened, or extremely excited. He looks excightened.

11:48 am February, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this how that GoDaddy.com commercial with Danica Patrick and that dude, what’s his name, Jillian Michaels or some shit, ended?

1:14 pm February, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She makes me thing of a money shot. Son

2:36 pm February, 25 Wedgie said...

I like boobies. Even taped ones. I am hoping the next trend is just complete nudity. But only for hot chicks. Douchebags still have to wear their clothes. And beanies with propellers on them.

4:46 pm February, 25 TheWanderer said...

Tit stickers

http://leenks.com/gallery984.htm

12:52 am February, 26 appointment setting said...

Could you provide a lengthy series of pictures which highlight the acceptable vs. bleethy boob reveal?

4:46 pm February, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

She is a bleath, you’d hit it but you wouldn’t take her home to meet your mother. But I also can appreciate them on display.

4:52 pm February, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

And this could be used for study.
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http://leenks.com/gallery984.htm

12:01 pm February, 27 Steve L. said...

that’s not cleavite reveal. that’s… uh… tit sticker reveal. which has nothing to do with cleavite.

2:47 pm February, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

I don’t think DB1 is saying it’s unattractive. A diamond covered in shit still maintains it’s value. The point is she could do so much better than this. Be so much hotter than this. But instead, by blindly following downward spiraling trends, we’ve got this. And a brainless bleeth who I bet would be a disappointment.

3:32 am March, 1 Motorcycle Parts said...

He is trying to weaken the douchiness of the pic by putting the rabbit ears above the Bleeth, and he is wearing a ball cap in a club, with no tilt. And clearly enjoying himself in presence of mostly bare Hott, also with his shirt properly buttoned and unadorned.

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