Thursday, February 10, 2011

Breaking: Congressman Christopher Lee (R-Etard) Resigns for Emailing Douche Pic on Craigslist

Well, the classic ‘bag Camera Phone Bathroom Pose, as seen numerous times on the site, has reached the halls of Congress.

Some married congressional shmoe named Christopher Lee trying to pick up the “ladiez” by emailing douche-pics of his tax cut.

In addition, HCwDB has found an *exclusive* second pic of Congressman Lee not yet released to the general public.

Witness it here.

Yikes.

And because I gotta balance this extremely douche-centric post somehow, enjoy some Tasty Bronzer Pear. Mmm… I’d tea her parties then practice bigotry against her Muslims.

# posted by douchebag1
11:34 am February, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

HAHAHAHAHA…..when will these douchebags ever learn. It doesn’t pay to fuck around. It double doesn’t pay to fuck around online. And it triple doesn’t pay if you’re a public servant. Dumbass. Not in bad shape for an older dude, but he has a Tim Robbins thing going on and Tim Robbins gives me the creeps. And so does the bathroom mirror cameraphone-flex c-c-c-c-combo.

11:34 am February, 10 Dicy said...

Oooh. That’s embarrassing.

11:52 am February, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Yes DB1. Yes you do have to balance out this douche-centric post.

And Medusa, someone said it best about that one tryst Ted Haggard had with a gay speed dealing prostitute. It wasn’t a scandal – it was his last, twisted shred of a hope for salvation.

So by all means, Mr. Republican congressman N to get embroiled in a sex scandal. Do what suits your fancy. The real scandal is when you attack the elderly, widows, and orphans on national television with that crooked smile on your face. Your twisted desires are what’s left of God in your heart calling you back to where you were supposed to be.

11:53 am February, 10 Mr. Biggs said...

Damn I just went off there, didn’t I.

11:56 am February, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Looks like Dana Carvey has been hitting the weights. What a dick social media and the smart phones, when are people gonna learn

11:56 am February, 10 Bubba Clinton and Barney Frank said...

There’s nothing worse than a politician cheating on his wife.
Except maybe perjury, obstruction of justice, or running a Gay brothel from his apartment.

12:02 pm February, 10 soy bomb said...

My favorite is Twitter. There’s nothing more satisfying than watching self-serving megalomaniacs hang themselves with their own words.

12:15 pm February, 10 Wheezer said...

At least he avoided the complementary GSR shot.
.
Small favors?

12:16 pm February, 10 Wheezer said...

But Bronzer Pear does make up for it. Thanks, Boss. 🙂

12:23 pm February, 10 Vin Douchal said...

He needs to find chicks like every other guy, with Charlie Sheen’s “matchmaker”

12:23 pm February, 10 Captain Garanichode said...

“Welcome to McDouchies, can I take your order?”

12:27 pm February, 10 Stephanie said...

Son,whenever you let your stupid barely there muscle bound body take over,(ie: show off) and use any social network/craigs list to do your communicating ,and stop using your head, you’re in a lick of trouble!
I just want to know if it was worth it?

12:34 pm February, 10 Mr. White said...

You can almost see the thought on his face: “I’m a married Congressmen, and I’m going to e-mail shirtless pics of myself to a stranger on the Internet. What could go wrong?”

12:44 pm February, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Loudon Wainwright became a Congressman?

12:47 pm February, 10 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Congressman Lee: Mr Speaker! Mr. Speaker! May I have the gavel?
.
Speaker Boehner: The Chamber recognizes the Esteemed gentleman from New York.
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Congressman Lee: Thank you Mr. Speaker. Splork! Splork! Splork! Splork!
.
Speaker Boehner: Would the prestigious representative from New York please refrain from pumping the House’s gavel in and out of his puckered ass.
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Congressman Lee: Why? Is it giving you a Boehner?
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Speaker Boehner: Yes. Yes it is.

1:13 pm February, 10 Luis Douchuel said...

All I have to say is, he’s a poor excuse for a Christopher Lee:
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1:26 pm February, 10 FlipFriddle said...

Ugh. I live in that wad’s district (ex-district). I’m glad I didn’t vote for him, but I guess we must increase the mock around these parts. We must be slowing down because it’s been so cold.

@Mr. Scrotato Head…
hehe, you said puckered, son.

1:36 pm February, 10 The Reverend Chad Boehner said...

Boehner gets me every time. Kind of like Vin’s Israeli girls kept me behind my desk for hours, not stroking, just trying to get my cock out.

1:47 pm February, 10 Hermit said...

Mr. White FTW.
.
.

Congressman Lee firmly grasps the pull-rope of his gas-powered penis pump.

2:54 pm February, 10 Wedgie said...

I just thought it was part of his new internet campaign: “Vote for me, a shirtless creepy middle aged white guy”.
Who knew?

4:01 pm February, 10 Darksock said...

Horny old republicans are once again misrepresented by the liberal media. He was NOT cheating, he has a wide stance in the toilet. Is all.

4:55 pm February, 10 Lil' Fartknocker said...

He’ll lay low for a while…then go on some TV show with a mea culpa about how f-ed up his life is and what a big douche he acted like. Then he’ll get his own political TV show with Maureen Dowd as his co-host to engage in snarky banter laced with creepy, over-the-hill sexual tension…CNBC presents “Dowd-Lee”.

7:07 pm February, 10 Troy Tempest said...

He will go into sex rehab where they feed him burgers laced with saltpeter (boner killer) and teach him about Jebus and his higher power and saviour du jour, and then he’ll move to Buffalo and open up an insulation business.

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5:57 am February, 11 Anonymous said...

I think the Republicans should be quite pleased!! This is their third scandal in a row where the adulterer was actually fucking or trying to fuck a woman (see John Ensign and Gov. Peron of S.C.), and didn’t involve trying to fuck little boys or airport toilets.

Even better, this scandal involves craigslist, and not rentboy.com.

2:20 am February, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

At first I thought this was karma exacting its retribution, but then I realizzed he was too dumb even for karma to be applicable.
Dumbdydouche.

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2:06 am February, 14 Motorcycle Parts said...

The real scandal is when you attack the elderly, widows and orphans on national television with a wry smile.

7:54 pm February, 16 Alex_P said...

At least he has a normally-shaped body. I work out, and I can tell that that’s a non-steroid body indicative of a healthy lifestyle (mostly because I look like that, except 19). Too bad the behavior is classic douche.

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