Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Brothabag Leon and Posse Welcome All Chin Pube Pretenders

Yesterday we saw The Ferret attempt innovative chin pubal shave maneuver.

But it was nothing. Not compared to increasingly legendary HCwDB facially douchumphant Brothabag Leon.

For we are reminded of what it takes to perfect the craft of doucheyface, while crushing quality if douchetty suckle thighs Pamela and Andrea in a triple douchewich press:

Dedication.

Lack of employment.

At least sixteen different tools of sculpting and shaving ability. Preferably made out of sterling silver.

Residence in Florida, Arizona or parts of Long Island. At moms’s house. ‘Till the training career takes off.

We’re looking at years of facial sculpt in service of hot chick annoyance.

Hmm… A Hall of Scrote nomination perhaps? The dedication to craft is impressive.

# posted by douchebag1
11:41 am February, 16 Wheezer said...

It would be funny to bathe him in Nair. He’d love it for the chest and groin regions, naturally, but he’d have a nervous breakdown for not being about to manscape anymore.

11:42 am February, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Hall of Scrote, indeed. Motion to nominate.
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I smell a winnah! and by winnah I mean poo.
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And is the above from a promo still from a pr0n video? Brothabag vs the Scrotewanks 16?

11:42 am February, 16 Wedgie said...

Definitely worthy of H.O.S. consideration. And don’t forget, he tested positive for sexy.
Fuccen dickwad.

11:42 am February, 16 jonezy said...

He is certainly deserving.

In fact, I’ve always had a theory that any hall of fame should have a cap. Say, 300 members. If a new member is to be inducted, then someone has to be taken out. This would work well for baseball. And chances are, the removed is dead anyway.
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In this case, let’s look at St. Pat. Quite Standard really.
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PS. Most of my theories should never be put into practice.

11:44 am February, 16 Wedgie said...

Note to photographer: shorter exposure time will fix that color problem.
Note to girls: shorter exposure time will fix that annoyance problem.

11:52 am February, 16 Luis Douchuel said...

I agree with Jonezy. St. Pat is less than Hall-worthy.
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As for Brothabag Leon, his newest shave appears to be a cooling spray after victory celebrations. A spray of man-seed that is.

12:06 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

I am also impressed by Leon’s nipple tattoo. This is a douche who knows how to use his body’s natural features and turn them into really shitty artwork. This douchebag also manages to take a manly thing like a beard and turn it into Liberace Face Lace.
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To the Hall of Scrote with you Leon. Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you. (Ten bucks says this clown has an Escher Drawing shaved out of his ass hair.)

12:16 pm February, 16 Wedgie said...

Remember, “No gay requests; I love strictly women”.
Translation: “I want to suck your cocck”.

12:21 pm February, 16 Vin Douchal said...

I’ll bet that the simpledon that took the time to design/carve that beard failed geometry

12:22 pm February, 16 Blue Douche said...

If there is a Richter scale for Douchosity, that pic would utterly shatter the meter.
Having a tough time choosing between the two poor sandwiched lasses…………blonde or brunette? Both seem rather slurpalicious.

12:51 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

0.0001 seconds before the shutter closed, the posse was hit by a tactical nuclear strike from God for their offences against humanity.

1:10 pm February, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

First they’re taking pics of themselves in the bathroom, now they’re taking pics of themselves in their spray on tan booths. I sweartagod boss, if you start posting pics these clowns take of themselves on the toilet I will never. comment. again.
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Unless they’re pictures of hotts on the toilet ‘cuz that’s, you know, its not weird or anything, its just, you know, anyhow I gotta go.

1:11 pm February, 16 Fatness said...

That’s not facial hair; that’s mold.

3:09 pm February, 16 Anonymous said...

Somebody call CDC in Atlanta QUICK and get a scraping off that guy’s face before we have a real life Andromeda Strain on our hands!!

4:36 pm February, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

The sheer douchosity of this group has light-emitting properties.

4:41 pm February, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Medusa
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Like the crabs you find in the deepest recesses of the ocean floor.
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Or all over their sheets.

5:37 pm February, 16 Steve L. said...

if BB Leon is training to become a gay prostitute, then i highly approve.

7:41 pm February, 16 soy bomb said...

The very fact that Leon attracts enough gay attention/affection that he feels the need to warn gays that he is a waste of their time/bandwidth is a crystal clear sign that he is doing it all wrong. All of it, he’s doing it wrong.
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He is douchemaster. He needs to be tucked away into the hallowed Halls for easy-click reference/mock.
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Along with Kettlehead.

8:41 pm February, 16 Guid is Good said...

I have a dream that one day a Brothabag will live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their chin fung.

11:41 pm February, 16 Wheezer said...

Hall of Scrote for his lame, douchey ass!

4:01 am February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A nomination to the Hall of Steroids is at least in order…

5:49 am February, 17 justadouchalo said...

Man, I’m so glad I drank that bourbon and water on the way to work this morning; I might be able to convince myself that this isn’t as bad as it looks.
Let us seriously consider this guy for Hall of Scrote; to do less would be to abjure our sworn duty.
Holy shit, it’s not even 9 a.m. and I’m drunk as Brigham Young co-ed on Everclear.

6:50 am February, 17 Deltus said...

HoS might well be called for.
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I worry that ‘bags like this might get so completely infected, so absolutely pure in their doucheosity, that infection could happen at distances of up to 100 paces or more. And then we have to order a nuclear strike from orbit, and hope it can kill him.

7:24 am February, 17 Douche Springsteen said...

These guys take a cue from Wilson Phillips and put the fat one in the back.

8:43 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Their collective cry of “W00T!!11!!” hid the sound of John Largeman behind them chambering yet another buckshot round into his Mossberg.

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