Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Che Tattvara

Viva la stupid tatt revolucion!!

And la undies poke!

Mmm… Cross Eyed Katie on the verge of turning sexy mom-like but still doesn’t realize it… how I’d Marxist her Trotskys from many different Engels.

# posted by douchebag1
1:24 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

I would so love to punch you in the Adam’s apple Che, but where oh where is it? Oh there it is under your stupid apple tattoo. On your Adam’s apple. Where’s the ghost of William Tell when you need him?
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Katie, look at me when I’m talking to you. Its rude to stare at only one of my boobs.

1:27 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

Her eye is so lazy, when it sits around the house it really sits around the house.

1:28 pm February, 16 Luis Douchuel said...

The enormous Virgin Mary tattoo must be ironic, because we know all Marxists are godless.

1:29 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

Her eye is so lazy, it uses a remote control to blink.

1:32 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

Her eye is so lazy it has beer ducts.

1:33 pm February, 16 Ted Brogan said...

Hipster, sure. But my vote is notta douchebag.

1:37 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Ted B., open shirt in a public place. Sorta douchey.

1:37 pm February, 16 ehcuodouche said...

We’ve seen Katie before. She may even be in the Hall of Hott.

1:39 pm February, 16 ehcuodouche said...

Yep, that’s Mack the Nozzle’s Francine or I’m a hobbit.

Oh, yeah. I am a hobbit. I need another expression.

1:40 pm February, 16 douche bagel said...

what the fuck! although katie is teeterin upon child bearing age and this is just her exstacy dealer, it still disgruntles me that this guy is even in her proximity. Thanks for leaving your shapeless gut airing out for all to see. You must have read my mind… I WANTED to see the rest of that inky shit stain dripping down your neck. I lmean i love george washington as much as the next guy but you don’t see me with a giant ill formed portrait on my chest do ya? wait whats that you say, thats a virgin mary tattoo? ok seriously just go kill yourself

1:45 pm February, 16 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

“Capitalism will eventually devour itself, and I’d like to devour Katie’s koochie with my proletarian prong.” – Karl Marx

1:46 pm February, 16 Anon said...

Not Francine.

1:52 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like cross eyed girls. They see two bigger coccks. They know they look retarded so they tend to be sluts, I like that. Mrs.Kroeger is a little cross-eyed and loves cocck. Sometimes mine. She went cross-eyed when I rammed het turd pickler the first time. I picked her up and took her home when she was but a wee pre-teen out on the street. And by out on the street I mean the junior high bus stop.

1:53 pm February, 16 Foxy Mocksy said...

@douche bagel, are you sure its not Alexander Hamilton on his chest?

1:54 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^her.

2:49 pm February, 16 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Perhaps Che just has a lot of birthmarks? Oh wait, he smells like piss too. Nope, no leniency for this painted up, hat tilt, chest reveal, mound of human excrement.

3:08 pm February, 16 Anonymous said...

I think there’s a compelling case to be made that it is Francine. The noses are similar, and there’s ever so sexy slight hint of paunch.

I say it’s her.

3:22 pm February, 16 massengill said...

That is totally not Francine.

3:37 pm February, 16 douche equis said...

Orson Welles on the set of his comeback-from-the-dead film Touch of Douche, a.k.a. Boobies at Midnight.

3:49 pm February, 16 Wedgie said...

I like ’em crosseyed.
“I see three coccks”.
“Suck the one in the middle”.

3:49 pm February, 16 Wedgie said...

And if that’s Francine, my name is Motorcycle Parts.

3:56 pm February, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

Weekly. Right here. I’ll pull off a write-up, boss. And this time I’ll try not to scratch myself till Sunday night and then write it.

4:33 pm February, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

Not Francine. And if Scrotato heard you guys using her name in vain, he’d…..he’d…..well, he’d write something nasty.

5:29 pm February, 16 Steve L. said...

my understanding of communism stops at Trotsky.
my understanding of Katie’s hotness stops at the “understanding” part. there’s just masturbation and no “understanding”.

5:29 pm February, 16 Steve L. said...

that being said:
CHE IS DEAD. GET OVER IT.
phew that feels good.

7:50 pm February, 16 soy bomb said...

Che Tattvara would like for us to pay special attention to his throat chakra tat. I’m more than willing to oblige.
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Nice hat, douche.

3:59 am February, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

First of all, that has to be a shirt under the shirt, not a tatt.

Secondly, it is not fair to make fun of the cross eyes, as this is a symptom mid-operation transexuals suffer from before the penis is added but after the implants and hormone therapy starts.

However, it would be fair to say Kate is in the running for ugliest girl to appear on the site.

4:28 am February, 17 douche equis said...

@DoucheyWallnuts 3:59 — a shirt under the shirt? Is he also wearing tattoo gloves on his hands?

6:47 am February, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s not cross-eyed. That’s “The Eye of Coitus”!

6:54 am February, 17 Deltus said...

“I’d Marxist her Trotskys from many different Engels”. BAHAHAHAHA!!! Nicely played, boss.
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I don’t even really see the lazy eye. Because I’m too busy gawking at her milk udders, lazily.

8:41 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

She is Skeet Ulrich to Francine’s Johnny Depp.

9:08 am February, 17 ehcuodouche said...

I still think its her. Same nose, hair color, skin tone, eye color, facial structure, cleavage – unfortunately, all her other pics are her right side and from eye level or below, so her key distinguishing marks – an enormous upper right canine tooth with a gap, and a tatt on the inside of her left wrist, cannot be seen.

9:17 am February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

@echuodouche, its Francine’s cousin, Mancine.

11:06 am February, 17 douche bagel said...

what the hell? motorcycle parts and background checks fighting over and mincing my words?
mahoney is that you?

2:07 pm February, 17 Pliny said...

Agreed on ‘Orsen Welles’.

Citizen Bag

7:20 am February, 21 Collaz B. Popped said...

Button that shirt DB.
She has a sharp, cute Jewish nose that Id fwap on after hours.

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