Monday, February 21, 2011

Droopy McPointer Points

Droopy McPointer likes to be near the hot chicks of Orange County.

And, when he gets near them, Droopy likes to point at them.

Droopy’s father and grandfather approve of Droopy’s pointing ways.

# posted by douchebag1
11:39 am February, 21 Wheezer said...

Another “same pose in every photo” guy? Well, I can’t blame him if he can pose with a bunch of cuties.
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But that sweater/t-shirt combo…..

11:49 am February, 21 Anonymous said...

that has to be photoshopped in, those two pics of him are identical

11:54 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When a my papa die he leava in his will my mama, the shop, and the waitress. She was a spicy little meataball until little Luigi with the big fucken head came out of her tiny coochina. My pizza sauce is tighter than her poochina now. Fuggetaboutit. Now she a fat and a tired and I work the pizza alone to keep her from all the yap-yap-yap and for little Luigi with the big fucking head to have a better life. So leava my fucking droopy alone all I do is make pizza, deliver the pizza, drink vina in the little cantina at the back a da house where I make my sausiche. The things they coulda been worse than Orange County, But they coulda bee better without little Luigi and his big fucking head.

11:56 am February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

She’s Hott & must be saved from young Liam Gallagher.

12:01 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu
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Get your glasses on man, she’s two years and 30 pounds from never taken out in public again. She’s sporting at least a size 40 waist and wearing loose clothes to “hide” it. And post-partem rosacia. that shit don’t go away. Notice the beginnings of jowels. I know Son.

12:02 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Matronly Arms! This guys trapped.

12:17 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

His mother’s name is “Dropsy”. She let him slip out of her grip headfirst to the kitchen floor one too many times

12:27 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Rev
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The only pair of glasses I own are an old pair of 3-D glasses from an old Burger king promo so I threw those on and reviewed the picture. First of all I feel like I’m tripping (the angry pumpkin on her dress doesn’t help) and that could be from having not eaten yet today or the glasses them-self. I’m gonna have to disagree about the size 40 waist. I kinda like em a lil chunky plus she has some nice homegrown naturals going for her. As for the 2 year scenario that is a concern me but hey until then she’s a dinner thing and looks like jiggly playful fun time.

12:29 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

^ Son!!!

12:29 pm February, 21 Foxy Mocksy said...

The Rev knows his ladies. And by knows his ladies I mean…And by this guy is trapped do you mean you, Rev? Guess you should have learned to play the game a bit better, son.
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Anyways, the sweater and necklace combo Droops is wearing would look great on my aunt Lucille. Keep pointing Droops, anything to take the focus off of your jowely visage is a welcome relief. (Kudos DB1 for the Lieberman reference.)

12:33 pm February, 21 Fatness said...

How long before grandma realizes her sweater is gone?

12:34 pm February, 21 Fatness said...

How long before Kaylee realizes her dignity is gone?

12:39 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

Wait…he has a point.

12:39 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

Brad would later brag about fingering every girl on the first date.

12:47 pm February, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Momma told me not to cum.

1:50 pm February, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Droopy: “You mean this is the one who has a restraining order on me?”

2:16 pm February, 21 Douchelexic said...

Looks like he’s trying to use some of Peaches moves. Droopy has a long way to go.

2:19 pm February, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Do I have to give the sweater back to THIS one?”

3:22 pm February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

First of all, that’s a cardboard cutout….Second, white cardigan and white v-neck t-shirt with bad mardi gras beads = auto.

3:38 pm February, 21 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Hey, girlfriend, pull my finger! What a pudd.

3:59 pm February, 21 Wedgie said...

Symbiotic relationship. He gets stoned, and she gets the munchies.
Fat chicks rule.

5:09 pm February, 21 Guid is Good said...

It’s tempting to give this guy a Notta – he looks like he is a bit retarded and got dressed using his grandma’s cardigan & wooden beads before working out how to open the front gate and go out. Limited range of hand movements and awkward social interactions are a give-away.

9:21 pm February, 21 Wheezer said...

You know what? He’s…..happy…..

9:25 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Wedgie
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Stoned, munchies, ….. and ..” are your parents going to be home at your cottage in The Thousand Islands or off on a jaunt to buy you a cardigan and wooden beads.”….”Beads”… “Beads”….”Beads”. Because if you get beads I will still like you as a friend and assure you that fat chicks rule. Son.

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What the fried chicken Willis?

11:49 pm February, 21 Motorcycle Parts said...

My pizza sauce is tighter than her poochina now. Fuggetaboutit. Now they a obese & a tired & I work the pizza alone to keep her from all the yap-yap-yap & for tiny Luigi with the sizable fucking head to have a better life.

10:22 am February, 22 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Motorcycle Parts, hahahahahaha! Best boast about pizza sauce ever.

1:40 pm February, 23 Stephanie said...

Anal bead Harry’s a pointing dog face.

7:31 pm February, 23 Anonymous said...

He looks like margaret mcpoyle right!

4:53 am February, 24 appointment setting said...

I feel like I am tripping (the angry pumpkin on her dress doesn’t help) & that could be from having not eaten yet today or the glasses them-self.

5:10 am February, 24 GCA said...

He’s just explaining, “this one brushed me off too”

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