Monday, February 7, 2011

Four Prong Voted

HCwDB’s own ambiguously gendered douche-hair legend, Four Prong, wanted to drop by with some bemused bros and the scrumptuous potential librarian naughty pooch pooters, The Rachel Sisters, and vote in the HCwDB of the Month.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
11:24 am February, 7 Mr. White said...

Four Prong begged for someone to treat his painful and aggressive case of pink eye, but this companions were too busy posing to hear his cries.

11:27 am February, 7 Wheezer said...

I’m counting 7 prongs now. The bastard’s getting greedy.
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And what a shock: Jennifer Aniston has an affinity for douchebags.
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Gee, no one saw that coming.

11:28 am February, 7 Wheezer said...

Let’s make a good link now: link

11:31 am February, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The redheaded Rachel sister looks like she is about to unleash the jugg-r-notts. Maybe one of those puppies are what put out Prong’s eye.

11:48 am February, 7 Deltus said...

Someday, a smart scientist is going to figure out exactly ftw is wrong with Four Prong. And on that day, that scientist should either be lauded for such a monumental achievement, or killed before knowledge of such can spread. I haven’t yet decided which.

11:57 am February, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mike Tyson just tweeted. I dont’ know if he likes or dislikes that Fourprong has stolen his look. And I quote: “I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Ambien!”
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There was more on the tweet but the text just faded into Bolivian.

11:58 am February, 7 soy bomb said...

It’s like a “One of these Things Doesn’t Belong” song/riddle. Everyone here seems fairly normal…with one flamboyantly glaring exception.

12:32 pm February, 7 Captain Garanichode said...

it’s the casting call for the next American Pie film “I stuck a fork in my…”

12:35 pm February, 7 Captain Garanichode said...

Ralphie didn’t believe his Mom’s warning that he would shoot his eye out, maybe ol’ four-prong should heed the same next time he attends the Bangor Pride Festival.

12:41 pm February, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Omie! I you squit yo fucky-fucky in my I? I put flowa dere for a leason.

12:44 pm February, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

Redheaded Rachel looks like she just found out what she heard about the brothers is true. Whitey on the right obviously confirms as he exits the picture.

1:09 pm February, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Four-Prong, in reality Five-Prong, and who knows how many hidden prongs, squints at even a thought of voting in the monthly, and lets his posse known as “The Gathering Storm” do it for “him.”

1:10 pm February, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

‘Scuse me. I meant “Blathering Storm.”

2:10 pm February, 7 Blinded by the Shite said...

Four Prong ‘n’ the “Four Prongs”
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Hello identical eye twins; come to daddy.

2:15 pm February, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Four-Prongs pink wrist mandana just screams hetero but enough of him/her. Red head Rachels crazy fucck me eyes and her nipple warms my cockle on this dreary Monday.

2:47 pm February, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Hoe-ree shit it burns! My new sexy American boyfriend say he give facial but he shoot it in my eye. It ree-ree hurts. Quit, raughring! It’s not funny! “

3:19 pm February, 7 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Black History Month, and the brothers are still in the back. Where’s the justice?

9:31 pm February, 7 DarkSock said...

While Hiroki appreciated the sacrifice that was required to graft the cadaver labia onto his skull in order to reconstruct his left eye after the horrific motorcycle accident, he was still plagued by the maddening itch of yeast infections in his tear duct.
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To mention nothing of weeping blood and stuffing a cotton log into his cornea each month.
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And the degradation felt from his boyfriend’s repeated request to “shave his eyebrow like Pink did in “The Wall”.
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And having to resist the urge to ram his finger into his eye, resulting in a lewd yet erotic sound like the boots of a doomed World War One Infantryman’s boot stuck in the sucking mud of Carnal Desire in the Sex Trench of No Man’s Land
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^what?

10:20 pm February, 7 Anti_Lifeguard said...

UPDATE

He upgraded to 5 prongs.

However, for nostalgic reasons, I suggest we continue to refer to him as 4 prong.

9:02 pm February, 8 Stephanie said...

I’d wear glasses too at the club if I had a face like that.

Or

“last time I saw a face like that,it had a hook in it”

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