Friday, February 18, 2011

Friday Haiku


Feldman and The King,
With Harem of Giggle Hotts,
Dream a Little Dream.

3 girls in this pic
Not even close to born yet
When Goonies came out

— jonezy

Misuse of water:
instead of drinking it, please
pour it on boobies.

— Wheezer

Wednesday I lost job
Today I see this picture
Tomorrow shooting spree

— MC 900 Foot Douchebag

With “The Lost Girls”
on the set of “Meatballs 5″
Feldman still a douche

— dknutty

Old Johnny Cougar,
Clings to his washed-up career,
Yo, “Get a Leg Up”

— Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders

Yul Boner stars in
Timeless musical classic
The King and Pink Eye

— Mr. Scrotato Head

Descartes Said, “I Am.”
Dochieous says “I Am Poo.”
Feldman Snorts Another Line

— DoucheyWallnuts

Bachelor party?
Guests won’t throw rice at wedding
but Valtrex instead.

— Eliza Douchecoo

# posted by douchebag1
7:12 am February, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Yeah, most have pink clothes.
Careful though! This gathering
Can lead to Pink Eye.

7:12 am February, 18 jonezy said...

And here I thought
Feldman was the dead one
Looks like Bernie here.

7:13 am February, 18 Mr. White said...

Anime girl, front?
Cross-eyed Courtney Love at right?
Photo is brilliant.

7:13 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Misuse of water:
instead of drinking it, please
pour it on boobies.

7:14 am February, 18 jonezy said...

3 girls in this pic
Not even close to born yet
When Goonies came out

7:15 am February, 18 Mr. White said...

I’d like leggy girl
even better if her gam
were kicking Feldman.

7:16 am February, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Am I in Heaven?
Cory Feldman wonders, laughs
Just don’t turn around

7:16 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

No doubt Stefani
knows what the King is thinking:
preen for the pictures.

7:16 am February, 18 jonezy said...

Last good movie was???
License to Drive was OK.
Why are you relevant?

7:17 am February, 18 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Wednesday I lost job
Today I see this picture
Tomorrow shooting spree

7:17 am February, 18 Mr. White said...

And in the background
Zombie Marilyn looks for
yummy brains, finds none.

7:17 am February, 18 dknutty said...

With “The Lost Girls”
on the set of “Meatballs 5”
Feldman still a douche

7:17 am February, 18 Vin Douchal said...

The King and his court
D.U.I. lawyers happy
For ten new prospects

7:18 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Who doesn’t belong?
Nottadouche Joe Schmoe in back
who jumped into pic.

7:19 am February, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The King prepares to
Give Patient White his exam
All must hold him down.

7:19 am February, 18 jonezy said...

Tranny on far right
Really squeezing on that tuck
Tootoo covers backside

7:19 am February, 18 Mr. White said...

A foreclosed condo
is where The King likes to rave.
Reminds him of home.

7:19 am February, 18 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Old Johnny Cougar,
Clings to his washed-up career,
Yo, “Get a Leg Up”

7:19 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

The 80s yet live,
but I marvel that the white
tees don’t read “Choose Life.”

7:19 am February, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Gah! I’m still fucked up
From last night’s T.O.P. show
Can’t find humor here

7:20 am February, 18 Condouchious said...

“Goonies? Stand by Me?”
Films are older than the hotts,
Way to let Haim down

7:20 am February, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Yul Boner stars in
Timeless musical classic
The King and Pink Eye

7:22 am February, 18 Eliza Douchecoo said...

Bachelor party?
Guests won’t throw rice at wedding
but Valtrex instead.

7:23 am February, 18 Condouchious said...

Feldman looked around,
Saw the King among pink hotts,
And found his new Haim

7:24 am February, 18 Vin Douchal said...

Hand on Corey’s butt
Belongs to Greek behind him
Cock up ass, also

7:26 am February, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Lisa practices
Kicking The King in the nads
The Hots who know, smile.

7:26 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Phi house MILF at left
reminisces on days when
she thought Feldman “rocked.”

7:32 am February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

King promised Charlie
Sheen. Could only deliver
Feldman. Coke still blows.

7:36 am February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Edgar Frog tells bleeths
Stand By Him and and not the King.
Bleeths love Z-list coke.

7:37 am February, 18 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The King is asked,
“You’re how big a pile o poo?”
He points sky’s limit

7:37 am February, 18 Douchesquire said...

The King is slumming
the vegas woo hotties are
missing from this pic

7:38 am February, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

In a Sea of Poo
These Two Are the Biggest Turds
But They Pull the Hotts

7:39 am February, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Congressman Lee tries
Charlie Sheen Sex Addict plan
Hopes Charlie leaves soon

7:39 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

King’s always smilin’;
he’s either starstruck or shared
roofies with the hotts.

7:40 am February, 18 Douchesquire said...

King can’t ascertain
which of these dime store hookers
stole his damned wallet

7:40 am February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Troy from accounting
wants to know how Feldman will
pay with no income.

7:40 am February, 18 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Descartes Said, “I Am.”
Dochieous says “I Am Poo.”
Feldman Snorts Another Line

7:42 am February, 18 Douchesquire said...

“I nailed them all first”
says King with hand held aloft
Feldman cries inside

7:43 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Pink and White party;
not a shocker that the King
brought plenty of stink.

7:46 am February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Feldman tries remake
of Goonies and Gremlins. Calls
it “Pink Skanktoochlins”.

7:47 am February, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Miguel’s death row wish
For a wild pink orgy
Should have been clearer

7:52 am February, 18 Wheezer said...

Li’l Teddy Doucheamp
parties at Ricky Butler’s
house out in the ‘burbs.

7:54 am February, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ghost of Corey Haim
smiles from behind Feldman’s head.
Rides coattails in death.
.
.
.
.
What? Too late?

8:02 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

Catheter connects
Feldman’s urethra to Blonde’s;
Pees in her bladder

8:04 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

How kind of The King;
Brings Cory well-wishers to
His Career Hospice

8:08 am February, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

DB1 sells out
Inks HGTV deal for
“Crack House Hunters”

8:08 am February, 18 SonnyChibaChoad said...

PTP Hotts swarm
King Douchous throws his signs up
Pink poo puddle grows

8:16 am February, 18 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Girls look like cartoons.
Feldman has Woody Woodpecker
But cock is flaccid.

8:24 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

In this all-white room
Disaster strikes; Cocaine is dropped;
Nose-Hoovered carpet.

8:27 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

Cory’s rent is due;
What can he do to raise cash?
Porn Flick: “The Poonies”

8:28 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

As the blonde gyrates,
Her gut churns like the Amish;
Lap Dance now Crap Dance.

8:31 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

Out of her bottom
Bursts Crucial’s Head; scurries off
On clicking crab legs.
.

8:32 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

Each girl kisses him
With both sets of lips; Lo, Hark!
Some kisses have beards.

8:33 am February, 18 UFO Destroyers said...

Corey ready for
Blue Nike shoes and sweatsuit
Take me to the stars

8:35 am February, 18 jonezy said...

Dark Sock fantasy trend:
Vaginal secretion of
Crab-like regulars

8:46 am February, 18 DarkSock said...

Last minute ‘Sock spams
Fail to secure Front Page slot;
I Blame Crucial’s Head.

11:27 am February, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

Tainted rhapsody
of pink and orange suckle
crowns Douchious as king.

8:13 pm February, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The King just can’t get
his Posse Court into full
toga-party mode.

8:15 pm February, 18 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

When hotts dress like this,
there need be no reason for
Twister or togas.

7:55 pm February, 19 Stephanie said...

I can’t do the haiku,
so fuckk you
He lifts her leg
She farts

How was that?

8:06 pm February, 19 Choadsworth Doucheborne Jr. said...

The King has become
The Zelig of Douchebag World
His career has peaked.

1:37 am February, 20 Steve L. said...

photo with King D
is truly a breakfast of
bag hunters. i’m late.

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