Thursday, February 24, 2011

Frobot


Frobot knows quality pear when he sees it. In fact, if it weren’t for the stupid facial pubes, Frobot might even earn a nottadouche.

And that is most certainly quality pear. Plus “Eye of Coitus” bonus in pic #2. I would gnaw. And touch. And weep.

For the Frobot knows all.

As The Frobot will demonstrate when it beats Watson on Jeopardy next week on the Final Jeopardy Question: “This comical fictional hair product was featured in a 1988 comedy directed by John Landis.”

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am February, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Plus “Eye of Coitus” bonus in pic #2.
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BUNK. NOW. Don’t worry, girls, this won’t take long…

9:28 am February, 24 Foxy Mocksy said...

Barely a douche. He’s got his own style going on. I’d even forgive the facial hair. At least its not sculpted with swirly designs. Frobot, that’s some quality poon tizzytang you’ve got there. Nice enough to take home to Motherboard even.

9:38 am February, 24 Wedgie said...

This guy could use a little Soul Glo. Or a hedge trimmer.

9:43 am February, 24 DarkSock said...

They’re going on a cooze cruise on the Rub Boat.

9:57 am February, 24 Wheezer said...

TH-THUNK!
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What was that? After looking at the Pear pic #2, the blood drained from my top head to the bottom head and both heads simultaneously thumped opposite sides of my desk.

10:00 am February, 24 jonezy said...

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom….
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I’d go all PacMan up on those polka-dots

10:07 am February, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

How did I never know John Landis directed Coming To America? That’s only one of my favorite movies ever. Derp. Frobot could use some Soul Glo. Take it from a white girl would look the same way as this cat, were it not for all the oily-ass stuff you can buy for afros.

10:14 am February, 24 Wheezer said...

Thinking about I’Sac Assholemov here, just what would be the Three Laws of Frobotics?

10:23 am February, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

That pear on the right looks a little bruised.

10:28 am February, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Frobot is alright in my book, he doesn’t seem to threatening and Hott on his right is all sorts of yumminess

10:32 am February, 24 Anonymous said...

When I see left hot in pic no. 2, all I can think about is Bela Legosi in Glen or Glenda

PULL DA STRING!!

PULL DA STRING!!

God bless you, Bela and Ed Wood!!

10:36 am February, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Anonymous^ ….
I love you. No, I mean it.

11:02 am February, 24 Mr. White said...

@frobot
Stop posting these pictures on the web. You’re going to ruin sex tourism for the rest of us.

11:12 am February, 24 Deltus said...

I envision a day when robots will be cheaply available to do our bidding, like cutting veggies for the night’s meal or folding laundry. You know, menial but useful tasks. Which makes Frobot all the more disappointing, because I’m betting he has none of: a job, marketable skills, or usefulness.

11:31 am February, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

oh it’s so nice when we get some Quality Pear not on a Friday afternoon. I’d have a hard time deciding which to devour first.
And re: Frobot’s hairstyle, a line from another John Landis comedy comes to mind. “For once I’m completely in agreement with my partner. I’m not going down there. Do you know what those things can do? Suck the paint off your house and give your family a permanent orange afro. “

12:18 pm February, 24 Anonymous said...

@ Medusa, if I made you laugh it was but a small token of appreciation for the countless hours I have spent laughing at the commentaries you and the other regulars put up here. When it comes to this site, I really do read it for the articles!!

12:47 pm February, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chetter Hummin tries to convince Dors Venabili and Arkady Darell that it is no longer safe to theorize about a location of the Second Foundation and they need to leave Galaxia right now.
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Holy fuccen shit was that geeky or what?

12:58 pm February, 24 Stephanie said...

House of Cooties!

1:00 pm February, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s an unfortunate case of scroteliosis on the left Hott.

1:03 pm February, 24 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Stephanie, you never fail to amuse me.

1:12 pm February, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Damn, that Joakim Noah sure can pull some tail.

(someone with some of that fancy book-learnin computer skills please insert a picture of him as I tried and failed)

1:14 pm February, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Lenny Kravitz sure can pull some all natural Asian hotts. And by all natural I mean those two don’t have cocks.

1:25 pm February, 24 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like the Coney Island Warriors summer gang colors include board shorts.

2:56 pm February, 24 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Okay was this an “UGLY SWIMSUIT PARTY”?

3:13 pm February, 24 wolfram74 said...

I don’t care what anyone says . Frobot is cool ! Let’s keep him !

7:47 pm February, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Frobot makes me think of Carrot Top with dyed brown hair. NOT a good thought, mind you.
What the young hotts lack in tits, they sure do make up for it in ass.

8:55 pm February, 24 Mahatma Gandouch said...

Man, Undercover Brother sure gets the prime pear.

1:42 am February, 25 appointment setting said...

Frobot, that some quality poon tizzytang you have got there. Lovely enough to take home to Motherboard even.

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