Tuesday, February 15, 2011

FYL

I sense an internet meme coming on…

Oh wait, that’s just my bacon frying.

Mmm… bacon. Tastes like pork chop chicken.

# posted by douchebag1
9:33 am February, 15 Luis Douchuel said...

Oh snap! I’m gettin’ some rays with this babe! Fuck your life, son!

9:33 am February, 15 Army of DOuche-ness said...

what the fuck kinda Jew are you, DB1?

9:45 am February, 15 Crottenham said...

You know what the only thing worse than the neanderthal muscle-laden, tat displaying douche is?

The out of shape, gut hanging out, tat-laden douche in this picture! Hey buddy, put a freaking shirt on already……brutal.

9:47 am February, 15 douche bagel said...

Fist
Your
Lemur?

9:47 am February, 15 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I am guessing he would be ineligible for the Church Pool Party.

9:51 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

That tatt’s only half done. Underneath it will say , “Like I did by getting this shitty tattoo” . There’s plenty of room for that across his doughy gut.
.
BTW, “she” has a bulge, but I’m not going to say the “T word”

9:51 am February, 15 tall guy said...

Nice bod on her, head’s a bit of an unknown quantity though. The potbellied ballbag needs to lay off the ham’n’beer flavoured pizza.

9:54 am February, 15 Captain Garanichode said...

his hula-taint smells like bacon when he walks… I believe that it is her turn to brillo his totem

9:58 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Ron Jeremy after a vicious Brazilian waxing

9:59 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Felched
Your
Lawyer

10:06 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Facebooked
Your
Little sister

10:08 am February, 15 jonezy said...

Flatuenced
Yogurt
Lipids

10:11 am February, 15 jonezy said...

Four-Inch
Yellow
Lesion-Cock

10:13 am February, 15 Mr. White said...

Fuck
Your
Lipo
.
Clearly.

10:15 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Failed
Youthful
Intentions

10:16 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucle
Your
Innie

10:17 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Feed
Your
Innards

10:23 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Feedbag
Yourself,
Loser

10:32 am February, 15 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Fat
Young-ish
Latino

10:32 am February, 15 douche bagel said...

Fondles
Young
Lepers

10:33 am February, 15 douche bagel said...

Feels
Yellow
Lipherp

10:34 am February, 15 douche bagel said...

Fixes
Your
Lunch

10:35 am February, 15 douche bagel said...

Folds
Your
Laundry

10:37 am February, 15 Wedgie said...

Fuck
Your
Life
MissFortune
At least, that’s what I think it says.
What that has to do with having a pizza tin tattooed on your chest, we may never know.

10:39 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit edition model index:

.
HERE
.
After you look at Brooklyn Decker check out Izabel Goulart. Yum

10:40 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Oops, try THIS

10:47 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flossed
Yasmine’s
Incisors

10:49 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fergie
Yodels
Incoherently

10:50 am February, 15 Wheezer said...

F uck
Y ourself
L oser
.
Because sometimes the ‘bags need to be shown the direct approach.

10:52 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Frig
You
Istanbul

10:52 am February, 15 Wheezer said...

F uccen
Y utz is
L ame

10:53 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fred’s
Yak
Incontinence

10:53 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Freakish
Yeti
Insoles

10:54 am February, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

and just think, she gets to stare at F. Y. L. as he lays on top, his belly slaping against her, and pounds away. You can smell the irony.

10:56 am February, 15 Wheezer said...

Magnum FTW.

11:15 am February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fattened
Yak
Impotence

11:15 am February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What a schnoz.

11:20 am February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fornicating with
Yiddish
Infants

11:22 am February, 15 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Farting
Yellow
Intestine

11:22 am February, 15 Barnes and Noble said...

Francine is
Yearning for
Ischemic Attack

11:27 am February, 15 The Dude said...

God help me, I’d get a hideous tat just to get within an arm’s reach of that bikini.

Preferably a paint-on fake tat, but hideous nonetheless.

11:45 am February, 15 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Fellates
Young
Leprechauns

11:54 am February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Flogged
Your
Labia

12:05 pm February, 15 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

Thanks Vin for the Brooklyn Decker erection I just had (and promptly took care of). Son.

12:39 pm February, 15 Deltus said...

Felates
Youth
Lasciviously

12:47 pm February, 15 Condouchious said...

Fellates
Young
Iguanas

12:48 pm February, 15 Condouchious said...

Feels
Yelping
Inuits

12:49 pm February, 15 Condouchious said...

Fratbags
Yelp
Incessantly

1:33 pm February, 15 bflak said...

Solid racks today, boss. Top notch.

4:22 pm February, 15 DarkSock said...

Farts
Yogurt
Intermittently

5:10 pm February, 15 douche equis said...

That’s Mr. Liptatt’s Holly, isn’t it?

5:21 pm February, 15 Foxy Mocksy said...

@douche equis, no man this chick clearly can only manage to fart chocolate covered blueberries.

I’d say F my life too if I was a dude with a Malibu Skipper tattoo on my chest.

5:55 pm February, 15 The Dude said...

Yes!? No wonder I’m so entranced

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-mister-liptatt-and-holly/

5:58 pm February, 15 The Dude said...

It’s gotta be Holly. That does it, I’m moving to Vegas until my $95 credit card runs out.

7:35 pm February, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fuck MY life? Lemmie tell YOU somethin’, you putz….I can make it up a flight of stairs without going into cardiac arrest.I have a chin and I am nowhere near stage-1 melanoma. Fuck YOUR life, Moishe!!!!

7:46 pm February, 15 Steve L. said...

way to ruin my appetite for bacon, DB1.
fortunately though, i’m not that fond of bacon to start with.

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