Tuesday, February 15, 2011
FYL
I sense an internet meme coming on…
Oh wait, that’s just my bacon frying.
Mmm… bacon. Tastes like pork chop chicken.
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Oh snap! I’m gettin’ some rays with this babe! Fuck your life, son!
what the fuck kinda Jew are you, DB1?
You know what the only thing worse than the neanderthal muscle-laden, tat displaying douche is?
The out of shape, gut hanging out, tat-laden douche in this picture! Hey buddy, put a freaking shirt on already……brutal.
Fist
Your
Lemur?
I am guessing he would be ineligible for the Church Pool Party.
That tatt’s only half done. Underneath it will say , “Like I did by getting this shitty tattoo” . There’s plenty of room for that across his doughy gut.
.
BTW, “she” has a bulge, but I’m not going to say the “T word”
Nice bod on her, head’s a bit of an unknown quantity though. The potbellied ballbag needs to lay off the ham’n’beer flavoured pizza.
his hula-taint smells like bacon when he walks… I believe that it is her turn to brillo his totem
He looks like Ron Jeremy after a vicious Brazilian waxing
Felched
Your
Lawyer
Facebooked
Your
Little sister
Flatuenced
Yogurt
Lipids
Four-Inch
Yellow
Lesion-Cock
Fuck
Your
Lipo
.
Clearly.
Failed
Youthful
Intentions
Fucle
Your
Innie
Feed
Your
Innards
Feedbag
Yourself,
Loser
Fat
Young-ish
Latino
Fondles
Young
Lepers
Feels
Yellow
Lipherp
Fixes
Your
Lunch
Folds
Your
Laundry
Fuck
Your
Life
MissFortune
At least, that’s what I think it says.
What that has to do with having a pizza tin tattooed on your chest, we may never know.
Sports Ilustrated Swimsuit edition model index:
.
HERE
.
After you look at Brooklyn Decker check out Izabel Goulart. Yum
Oops, try THIS
Flossed
Yasmine’s
Incisors
Fergie
Yodels
Incoherently
F uck
Y ourself
L oser
.
Because sometimes the ‘bags need to be shown the direct approach.
Frig
You
Istanbul
F uccen
Y utz is
L ame
Fred’s
Yak
Incontinence
Freakish
Yeti
Insoles
and just think, she gets to stare at F. Y. L. as he lays on top, his belly slaping against her, and pounds away. You can smell the irony.
Magnum FTW.
Fattened
Yak
Impotence
What a schnoz.
Fornicating with
Yiddish
Infants
Farting
Yellow
Intestine
Francine is
Yearning for
Ischemic Attack
God help me, I’d get a hideous tat just to get within an arm’s reach of that bikini.
Preferably a paint-on fake tat, but hideous nonetheless.
Fellates
Young
Leprechauns
Flogged
Your
Labia
Thanks Vin for the Brooklyn Decker erection I just had (and promptly took care of). Son.
Felates
Youth
Lasciviously
Fellates
Young
Iguanas
Feels
Yelping
Inuits
Fratbags
Yelp
Incessantly
Solid racks today, boss. Top notch.
Farts
Yogurt
Intermittently
That’s Mr. Liptatt’s Holly, isn’t it?
@douche equis, no man this chick clearly can only manage to fart chocolate covered blueberries.
I’d say F my life too if I was a dude with a Malibu Skipper tattoo on my chest.
Yes!? No wonder I’m so entranced
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/10/hcwdb-of-the-month-mister-liptatt-and-holly/
It’s gotta be Holly. That does it, I’m moving to Vegas until my $95 credit card runs out.
Fuck MY life? Lemmie tell YOU somethin’, you putz….I can make it up a flight of stairs without going into cardiac arrest.I have a chin and I am nowhere near stage-1 melanoma. Fuck YOUR life, Moishe!!!!
way to ruin my appetite for bacon, DB1.
fortunately though, i’m not that fond of bacon to start with.