Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Guy Who Looks Over Sunglasses Guy

Guy Who Looks Over Sunglasses Guy has a strategy he likes to employ when tackling the Vegas Gnaw Hotts, especially The Sweet Smile Kimmy Sisters, for photos.

It’s consistent.

It’s well practiced.

And it is a stage-3 violation. The collar pop of the sunglasses world, as it were.

Take ’em off, Kevin, and get back to work. The fries need more salt.

# posted by douchebag1
11:42 am February, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A rare sighting of a suckle-gnawable hipbone/oblique combo …Glorious.

12:04 pm February, 8 jonezy said...

well, at least the Man-faced “Hotts” know better than to uncover their faces from behind their fedoras- particularly when posing in the same pic as uber-Hott sporty spice Kimmy treat

12:17 pm February, 8 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Urge to kill…rising.
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You gotta love pig tails.

12:25 pm February, 8 Wheezer said...

…..and it’s a repeat.
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I’ll bet her arms are still so skinny that…..

12:32 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Someone with memory please bookmark this guy as lead candidate for 2011’s “Most Trashcan-To-The-Head-Worthy”; surely there will be no serious contenders for his title; the wait between now and his award is merely a formality. Please let that be true.

12:36 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

2nd photo’s slatternly blonde’s tummy would be the parchment paper upon which I render forth a smoothie noodlemap of the Florida Keys using only my yogurt filled jerky pen, aka my creme-blasting cave pepper, ie my vomiting ham puppet..

12:37 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

@ Wheezer:
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Her arms are so skinny she has to bear hug the steering wheel to turn her car.

12:38 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Her arms are so skinny she has to dip her hands in wax 35 times before she can pick her nose.

12:38 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Her arms are so skinny if she jerks you off it looks like you stuck your junk in fire ants.

12:39 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Her arms are so skinny she has to wear hunter’s orange when near pasta.

12:40 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Her arms are so skinny she got stuck in the floor last time she tried to do push-ups.

12:41 pm February, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Wheezer
Ah, the Wank

Wears
Aviators
Not
Kimmy Sisters

I, on the other hand, would play volleyball shirtless on a beach of glass shard and discarded heroin needles while Tom Cruise wipes the sweat from my back with pages from the latest L. Ron Hubbard classic, before splashing around with Val Kilmer in a churning tide of jalepeno juice just for the chance to lick the discarded, sticky wrapper that was peeled off of either of those juicy, orangesicle Kimmy Sisters.

12:43 pm February, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her arms are so skinny she gets tennis elbow eating cereal.

12:44 pm February, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her arms are so skinny that when she purges she just reached down into her stomach and pulls the food out.

12:45 pm February, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her arms are so skinny she has to wear a boxing glove to fist herself.

12:47 pm February, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her arms are so skinny that her Geisha Girl tattoo sleeve is an eyeball atop a vagina.

12:50 pm February, 8 DarkSock said...

Her arms are so skinny only dogs can hear her clap.

1:03 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny she’s been used as weather stripping.

1:06 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny she doesn’t need a slim jim when she locks her keys in the car.

1:08 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny she tats herself in a laser printer.

1:10 pm February, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her arms are so skinny I saw two robins having a tug of war with her this morning.

1:10 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny she only opens closet doors to get clothes out.

1:11 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny that paper is jealous.

1:11 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny they refract light.

1:13 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny they are used by Mississippi architects to check for air infiltration in building envelopes.

1:14 pm February, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her arms are so skinny she can jerk you off from the inside,

1:20 pm February, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her arms are so skinny that Mr. White used one as an E-string and the other as a B-string.

1:25 pm February, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her arms are so skinny you can gap spark plugs with them.

2:40 pm February, 8 Wedgie said...

Right Kimmy’s side tatt says “I Swallow” in Chinese.
You know, I always liked those fuccen Kimmy sisters.

4:09 pm February, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

Watch out Gator, someone’s competing for the throne.

4:11 pm February, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

I must take exception with those who would pick on the hotts on this site. That’s not what I’m here for. Yeah, girl on the right is a testament to the dark side of self-obsessed female hormonal cycles – meaning she’s read one too many Cosmo’s to have a normal ideal body image. But that doesn’t make her any less giggly bubbly fondleable slice of paradise.

And I’ll promise you, the douchebags who bag ’em don’t ever pick on them either.

4:31 pm February, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

I see this as a variant on Kettlehead.

4:33 pm February, 8 Deltus said...

Her arms are so skinny they’re used by scientists at the local university to explain light particle/wave duality.
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Too science geek?

4:34 pm February, 8 Deltus said...

Her arms are so skinny she uses them to cut cheese.

4:35 pm February, 8 Deltus said...

Her arms are so skinny they make the Olsen twins look zoftig.

7:24 pm February, 8 Mr. Biggs said...

I use my arms to cut the cheese. A dual fisted pumping motion really gets it out.

7:53 pm February, 8 Douche Springsteen said...

Let’s hope Corey Hart is getting some residual checks from this douchebag.

7:55 pm February, 8 anonandanon said...

I would do something terribly unpleasant and quite possibly painful just to get close enough to note the ways in which Blondie’s Hanzi tattoo is laughably wrong, and to find the mistakes endearing.

8:37 pm February, 8 Stephanie said...

Somebody needs to eat a hamburger,just once in a while, hip bone girl.

9:59 pm February, 8 tall guy said...

Who does this idiot think he is, Mr Mojo Rising or something?

11:01 pm February, 8 Steve said...

I feel bad for the guy. I really do. Part of my heart melts for him believing he is mild to moderately learning disabled. Then I fart.

2:04 am February, 9 teh_abominable_snowdouche said...

OMG I want to gnaw awkwardly on girl-on-left-side’s thigh.. Is that ok?

6:11 am February, 9 Anonymous said...

I keep looking at the Consistent Picture and I keep thinking just how much I want to lick blonde hot’s navel. Over and over and over and over and over . . .

Excuse me. I have to go and change my underwear now.

6:19 am February, 9 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Nomination: Blonde Kimmy sister for Hall of Hott.

Damn.

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