Monday, February 21, 2011

Haylie Gets Fondled In Bryan’s Basement

High School Haylie can’t believe her parents are letting her hang out in Bryan’s basement.

It’s like so cool!!

Bryan’s parents like made a fortune in refrigerator sales, and, like, his basement is the social scene for 11th grade in all of the greater Indianapolis area!

Wait’ll Haylie tell her besties tomorrow! She’ll leave out the part involving awkward groping and douche sandwich crush.

# posted by douchebag1
9:37 am February, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jail Bait Bleeth with HOH potential.

10:10 am February, 21 Foxy Mocksy said...

The wall paneling isn’t the only thing with wood in that picture.
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Left moron is getting girl drink drunk. Woooo!

10:15 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Notta much going on here but the usual unkindled incest felt by many suburban kids trapped in damp dark bamboo wallpapered basements like Mama’s. The Scumbaki brothers are hoping the others playing Rumoli behind me go to check on the brazule soon so the last one that doesn’t have to piss can take a thirty second crack at soon to be 15 Haylie. I know Son.
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And Death to Smootchie. And that M. Walltrip sure can pull some taildraft.

10:18 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How did those people in the mirror get behind me.

10:24 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Basements are more fun when the ceiling is supported by a white clad jack post at a 15% tilt supported by disembodied hair.

11:11 am February, 21 DouchYouWannaDance said...

Isn’t this the same couple from the photo below?

11:13 am February, 21 DouchYouWannaDance said...

(by “below”, I mean “sweater greasehead and tasty bottle hott”.

11:21 am February, 21 Justin said...

Sooooo HOTT

11:41 am February, 21 Wheezer said...

‘Baglings are funny.
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I’d like to see Haylie in about 5 years when she fills out a little more (and I’m more certain to be free of prison).

12:09 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

For christs sake Haylie wipe your nose that boog is not flattering. Meanwhile in the mirror, Bryan’s buddy Rip is busy unloading the evenings recreational supply. Oh to be young, stupid and willing to try anything once again.

12:10 pm February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

Son!!!

12:20 pm February, 21 Vin Douchal said...

There’s so much cool in that room it’s almost unbearable. And by cool I mean prepubescent dipshits that know absolutely fucking nothing about absolutely fucking anything. Sons

12:32 pm February, 21 Fatness said...

I had no idea AA-cup push-up bras were available. She’s nice but probably should wait until puberty before she starts that shit.

12:42 pm February, 21 DarkSock said...

Everything was all kicks and giggles until Gina discreetly hiked up her left buttock and emitted what began as a high balloon squeak but ended with the sound of a truck tire being stabbed through a 20-pound jellyfish.

12:50 pm February, 21 UFO Destroyers said...

They are sitting next to either Col. Sanders or Mark Twain. I bet it’s the Colonel since he’s the one with the secret ingredients–the stuff the other kids are passing around in the alternate universe.
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And Haylie is one fine 9th grader . Not that I’m noticing or anything. Just saying.
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Son.

1:19 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are pushed up so tight she can walk on air.

1:20 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobies are pushed up so tight I could tit fuck her.

1:22 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are pushed up so tight she calls them North.

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Son.

1:23 pm February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Her boobs are pushed up so tight you can bounce dartboards off of them.

1:56 pm February, 21 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Haylie: “Like Jake was all touchy feely giving bro hugs to Byran. It was cool until, Bryan dropped his pants, got on all fours and Jake yelled, ‘I’m first mother f’ers-No sloppy seconds for me this time.’ That’s when Colonel Sanders in the white jacket and red bow tie, asked me if I liked mine extra crispy.

3:39 pm February, 21 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Haylie is going to be SCREAMING hott in a decade. Wow.

4:01 pm February, 21 Wedgie said...

They are pissed at her for cocck bloccking.

4:54 pm February, 21 Shane said...

i always wear my sunglasses in the basement when i’m drinking hypnotiq with my bro’s

7:56 pm February, 21 dbBen said...

The problem is, Haylie’s parents think she’s with Chantelle seeing “I am Number Four.” Her uncontrollable crying will prove otherwise.

8:12 pm February, 21 best porn photos & videos said...

Everything was all kicks and giggles until Gina discreetly hiked up her left buttock.She’s nice but probably should wait until puberty before she starts that shit.

8:31 pm February, 21 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Nice fake dog tags…send that twatwaffle over here to Afghanistan and let the boys tell him about dog tags.

11:50 pm February, 21 Motorcycle Parts said...

Basements are more fun when the ceiling is supported by a white clad jack post at a 15% tilt supported by disembodied hair.

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