Monday, February 21, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Billy Dee Willhelm and Champagne Katie

Lets get all Presidents Day up in this corpuscle!

Last week had some Ferret. Some Eurobag. Some Orange Flush And the return of Brothabag Leon.

We also extrapolated our developing theory of the importance of understanding the Mayan “Eye of Coitus” in all its permutations.

But in the end, it was tight sweater greasehead and tasty bottle hott for the win (loss).

Perfection of female form in the tiny slinky flapper girl of 1920s prohibition party that is Champagne Katie.

Nor should we underestimate the Colt 45 Doucheness of Billy Dee, wallet chains, stupid rings and rosary bling combined.

As with last month’s Monthly winner, it’s important for us to remember that hottie/douchey dialectics require both the punchworthy douche-face as well as the tasty shoulder gnaw female taut bobble.

And we cannot discount the second appearance of Billy Dee and Champagne Kate. Champagne Kate Makes Her Hott Pose, while Billy Dee hits on a lady in the background.

However, Mr. Biggs dissents from my pick, writing in with a strong argument for for Che Tattvara and cross-eyed Kate:

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Reminiscent of the couples who’ve ruined so many once decent hangouts here in LA, Che and Katie rip wormholes through American culture like a leaking BP gusher. Che’s tattoos are a scrambled mess that are a fuck-you to anyone who wears tattoos as an ideological conviction. It’s purely to attract hott, as evidenced by the open shirt. Do I even need to get into the Che cap and beard? The guy’s probably a Tea-Partier if anything.

And that brings us to tasty yet cross-eyed Kate, who’s just as spiritually cross-eyed. She’s the kind of girl who’s been dolling herself up for debutante balls since she stole mommy’s lipstick at age 6. And now she’s getting herself into all the hip hangouts. Of course she has no clue what she’s getting into, only that El Che fills the bill in spades.
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Well argued Mr. B. But this was and is the Lando of Calrissians of douchebaggery, and the Millennium Falcon of boobies.

Chalk up Billy Dee and Champagne Katie for our next slot in the next monthly on this President’s Day. And your scratchy DB1 to munch on some bagel with smear. And by smear, I mean gouda.

# posted by douchebag1
7:16 am February, 21 Collaz B. Popped said...

The things I would do to Champagne’s chin,,,,

He’s got rosary beads and chains on.

7:34 am February, 21 Douchble Helix said...

Oh no you di-int! “Smear” does *not* mean gouda.

Please cancel my subscription immediately!!!

8:06 am February, 21 Foxy Mocksy said...

Happy President’s Day! One of my favorite holidays. 2nd to Groundhog Day. Above Arbor Day. Way above Labor Day.
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Yeah, Billy Dee deeserves this win (loss). A toast to the Champagne Katie as well!

8:16 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think the Canadian version is schmear and it must be creamy. A mix of gouda and one or any other cheeses might be acceptable depending on how kosher the consumer is. For more advice on Cheese for Jesus please email to: ckroeger$spot@christiannet.ca.

8:18 am February, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to schmear a little something on Selina “Left Eye” Gomez and it may include cock cheese.

9:17 am February, 21 Et Tu Douche? said...

DB yes, Hott no. I almost have some respect for Willy Pee hitting on the other chick in the 2nd pic. Seems Katie is enamored with herself.

11:29 am February, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Joking aside Bros- I have been folowing the site since it’s inception. I have had a really shitty few weeks. Always makes me smile. No shit. Boss and regulars, without seeming too sappy. Thank you for a little laugh when things are shitty. Really. I still say this dude looks like one of Tears for Fears.

11:50 am February, 21 Wheezer said...

Ditto from me, Anthony – I have been following since “only” spring of 2008, but I have the same feelings right now.
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But I’m still calling Hines Ward on this guy – hey, he picked up a few things from Jeff Reedbag, so why not?

12:44 pm February, 21 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Wheez- Yeah I can kinda see that now– he’s a Hines/Reed buttbaby.

4:00 pm February, 21 Wedgie said...

They go well together. She only has one pose, and he only has one nut.

8:01 pm February, 21 dbBen said...

I think Sandra Bullock wore that on Leno once.
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I mean his shirt, not her dress

11:51 pm February, 21 Motorcycle Parts said...

Happy President’s Day! One of my favorite holidays. 2nd to Groundhog Day. Above Arbor Day. Way above Labor Day.

8:28 am February, 22 Deltus said...

She is what I imagine Selena Gomez will be in a few years when she really sluts out like Miley and Lindsey and so many other Disney starlets did before her. That that makes me turgid, gives me some pause. Not enough to keep me from masturbating by banging my erection against the wall, though.

4:37 pm February, 27 Fuckthissite said...

Who ever runs this site is fucking pathetic. Your probably a nerd that never got any pussy in HS so you take joy on poking fun at good looking people over some HS trama. Your the real douchbag, asshole

4:48 pm February, 27 janira gaxiola kremets said...

I can’t wait to prosecute against this site! By the way my name is janira who ever put this up better be making money. I did not give permision for my picture to be put up on this dumb ass shit people get a life seriously this is what I call people and dumb asses with no life.

11:57 am February, 28 Anonydouche said...

but i love you.

11:58 am February, 28 Anonydouche said...

enh. maybe not.

1:13 pm February, 28 Anonymous said...

Janira, te cuento que te tienes unas tetas muy caidas.

Caidas del cielo.

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