Thursday, February 17, 2011

Kylie discovers Male Strippers are Shiny, Tatted and Orange

Yet giggles anyway. So sad.

And, as we know, there’s only one male stripper who’s ever earned a total and complete nottadouche pass for boldness of vision in use of a hot dog bun.

His name is Nick.

Or is it Mr. Dick?

Tom Hanks, take us away.

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Weenie.

7:16 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Too bad those magic underpants don’t work a little better. I can still see you, dumbass.

7:17 am February, 17 Hermit said...

Dude can’t be all bad, he has Ambien tatooed across his groin.

7:17 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

I am also annoyed to discover that I’ve been wearing bow ties wrong all these years.

7:20 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

‘Amburglar?

7:20 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Ambush My Ass?

7:21 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

Ambisexual?

7:35 am February, 17 Hermit said...

When Ännikä and Grëtä return to Denmark after this pic is circulated, they will have to pass through a gauntlet consisting of their entire Nordic village, who will pummel them with snowballs and reindeer turds, until they both fall to the ground in tears, disgraced and humiliated.

7:46 am February, 17 Mr. White said...

@hermit
That actually sounds kind of hot.

7:55 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

One of the members of Menudo went on to become an international success. Carlos moved to Miami and did what he knows best. Move Rx drugs and pretend to like the chicks.
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OR
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Mark Consuelos was so mad that he won’t be Regis’ replacement that he took all 5′-2 of himself and kicked Kelli in the cocck before going on a drug fueled stripping bender.

7:59 am February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ambivalent.
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I would do those chicks bareback in the ass and blow my load on the cocck of the one in the middle with the gunt and smashed tits.

8:36 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Until a cure is found, Kelli will continue to survive off of the belly button serum that oozes from Mark’s infected abdomen cavity.

8:43 am February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

Sweet baby Cthulhu in a manger, that douche is greasy! I’m pretty sure his front tramp stamp says Ambrosia. As in I Am Bros Ya! So when another bro is fellating him, he feels part of a special brotherhood. Of bros. Who give eachother bjs.
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Chickie there forgot to put the self tanner on her hands. Rookie mistake. She’s obviously not that into him because she is making an effort to lean away at a 45 degree angle. Her friend is like, “You said you wanted to go to this stupid place for your birthday, so you better take a picture with Greasy McBowtie or I’ll tell everyone about your scabies.”

8:43 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Two girls, one cup, and some feces.

8:53 am February, 17 Wheezer said...

One half of the Greasepitz and the new douche maneuver: the bowtie tilt.
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And his undie poke reveals more than a groin shave, but his magic act: his dignity disappeared a long time ago.
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Though he was trying for “Amber” skin tone, he actually succeeded in attaining gAmboge:
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“Gamboge in human culture
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Parapsychology –
People with gamboge auras are said to be capable of altruistically directing their faculties toward unselfish purposes.”
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Yes, and this choad wants to share his scrotiness with everyone.

9:11 am February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

Question: If this is the same stripper douche from the other pic and he is in fact a stripper and these are the ladies that come to see is act. Assuming all of that is true, I find it pretty hilarious that these women are so dressed up. I’m pretty sure fellas don’t get this decked out when they go to the strip club. Since I’ve been to neither I have no idea what the protocol is. I guess what I’m wondering is if you’re going to a place to see naked people why are you so concerned about your own appearance? The strippers are going to get naked no matter what you’re wearing.

9:38 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Not to twist anyone’s words or anything, but this greasy sumbitch is one greasy bowl of grease.
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Tonight, one night only:
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9:41 am February, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Now all he needs is some suspenders and his Magilla Gorilla cartoonery theme might work. The Hanna & Barbera estates are not pleased.

9:43 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

@Vin:
Got any “What Is Hip”?

10:18 am February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

@ Wedgie
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Too obvious. I’m more of a “find the more obscure stuff” kind of guy.
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Such as not “Freeway Jam” by Jeff Beck , but “Situation”.
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Not “Whole Lotta Love” by Jimmy Page and the Black Crowes but “Ten Years Gone” (Awesome, BTW)
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Not “Where An American Band” by Grand Funk Railroad but “Footstompin’ Music”
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See what I mean?

10:20 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

@ Vin:
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The Trashcan Man likes them, my laws yes.
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M-O-O-N: that spells “bump city”.

11:03 am February, 17 Deltus said...

Nordic hotts have a special place in my heart. Or my crotchal area, whatever.

11:10 am February, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Actually, you may not have known this, but this guy is actually a member of the Maori tribe. He filled the role of “hayapodoucha”, a rare position only filled once every ten years as a ceremonial priest of flamboyance. It involves a select coming-of-age ritual which involves painfully stripping away all bodily hair and jumping into a hot vat of coconut milk for five hours.

11:11 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

His tatt reads “ambiguous”. The doctor that delivered him made one of the nurses put it there. You know, for when he got older and had to shower after gym class. They thought “birth defect” was a little too cruel so they left it more general.
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He’s known as the “curtain jerker” (among other things) for his “dance” troupe. He actually goes on wearing just the bow tie first. The women scream and throw money at him to put the pants on for his big finally.

11:17 am February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Natasha Henstridge pays off on her losing Super Bowl bet to Julia Stiles by downing a glass of authentic Yeti feces.

1:05 pm February, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ladies, trust me when I tell you this, but you don’t need to pay for sex.

2:40 pm February, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

I think he’s lactating…?

10:20 pm February, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Chip and her BFF Dale find themselves a chipmunk our of hibernation in February!

6:04 am February, 18 Steve L. said...

i don’t want to “discover” anything about male strippers. no offense to male strippers of course.

11:29 am February, 18 Mr. Biggs said...

Gawd, left-and hott reminds me of an old co-worker. You know, prissy and shy, has no idea how to actually relate to people, finds stripper douche and thinks she’s “living it up.” Makes her equally punchworthy. At least right-hand hott keeps a safe distance.

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