Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Rambro

They sent him on a mission and set him up to fail. The mission involved large fake cans. But they made one mistake. They forgot they were dealing with Rambro.

# posted by douchebag1
9:41 am February, 9 Vin Douchal said...

She looks like fish, cows and rats have figured a way to cross species.
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He looks like he needs a shower and an enima….
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………… also, that little piece of crumb of something on her eye is not on your screen. Even the photog was as talentless as these two

9:42 am February, 9 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

He sort of looks like Brazilian Emo Hulk. She sort of looks “enhanced”

9:49 am February, 9 Captain Garanichode said...

I do believe that she’s hidin’ a humpty back camel under that sports bra.

9:55 am February, 9 Scooby Douche said...

Somebody call Homeland Security. She’s smuggling two terrorists under there!

10:07 am February, 9 Luis Douchuel said...

Coming to theaters in July:
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Lou Ferrigno and cyborg Sonia Braga in,
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GRISTLE – The story of one man’s journey through the jungles of Uruguay to find the perfect pork chop. But despite his drive and passion for meat, he can’t get anywhere without the navigational breasts of the beautiful native girl, Fulgida. It is a tale of conquest, pork, and even love. Don’t fail to miss it.

10:10 am February, 9 Stone Cold Mocks said...

For some reason I don’t ever remember Rambo wearing eye makeup. And his bandana looks like one of those eye cover things the gals on “Designing Women” would wear to bed.
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Lara Croftish should raid Rambro’s tomb while he’s getting a mani/pedi.

10:11 am February, 9 DayGloGuido said...

Swamp Crustacean Rave Five got off to an ear-thundering start..

10:14 am February, 9 Tony Ventresca said...

First the bubble butt in the pink thong, now this. I can only assume book sales have been slow and the DB1 hates us.

10:19 am February, 9 Anonymous said...

This guy looks like he was riding in a covertible with the top when the port-a-john truck in front of him swerved out of control, crashed, and spilled its contents into the passenger compartment of his car.

10:19 am February, 9 boatbutter said...

Looks like Poo’s been bathing in salsa verde again.

10:20 am February, 9 Anonymous said...

And she looks like she’s wearing two souvenier basketballs she stole from the NBA All Star Weekend Three Point Shoot Out.

10:20 am February, 9 John Creasy said...

I’m pretty sure I shot that same guy back in ‘Nam

10:20 am February, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Trautman:Look John, we can’t have you running around out there killing friendly non-douchebag civilians.
Rambro: There are no friendly non-douchebag civilians!
Trautman: But I’m your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that Axe Body Spray, blood and guts out in Vegas and Seaside Heights. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like waxing your scrotum and baling you out of trouble’s got to be a life-time achievement for me.
Rambro: There wouldn’t be no trouble except for that king-shit bartender and bouncer! All I wanted was to do a body shot off of this bleeths’ tight abdomen. But the men kept pushing Sir.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John. Didn’t you do a double biceps pose while standing on the bar?
Rambro: They drew first blood, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there! You don’t belong at the Encore, you should be over at Mandalay Bay or the Hard Rock.
Rambro: They drew first blood…
Trautman: Rambro, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Rambro! Acknowledge!

10:22 am February, 9 DayGloGuido said...

The Retreat’s ‘health benefit’ program was effectively rendered useless when the power showers were put out of order.
Thankfully, that didn’t stop Peat and Bogdana from rejoining the other residents later that afternoon

10:35 am February, 9 Wedgie said...

@Vin
That’s not a crumb, it’s a wart. One of many, I’m sure.

10:36 am February, 9 tall guy said...

Christ, she’s got massive cans!

10:41 am February, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jersey. Shit, I’m still in Jersey.”

10:44 am February, 9 Deltus said...

I’m with Douchey Lewis. I’m thinking that’s Brazilian Emo Hulk. Not that it makes the pic any more, or less, vomit-worthy.
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Honey, when each boob has been inflated so that they’re bigger than your head, you’ve gone too far.

10:47 am February, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hunter S. Thompson waits for the acid he took to take full effect before claiming that the Snorklewacker off to his left tried to molest a duck that was caught between two missile silos.

10:48 am February, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Am I the only one cheering for the zombie on the left here?

10:58 am February, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig… cow after cow… village after village… army after army…” I knew I loved COL. Kurtz for a reason.

11:28 am February, 9 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The years have not been kind to Miles O’Keeffe.

11:58 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Horror.

11:59 am February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now we know where Rambro got his endless supply of ammo stored.

12:05 pm February, 9 Mr. Biggs said...

I don’t recall his Vietnamese girlfriend’s boobs being that spectacular!

12:36 pm February, 9 I R A Darth Aggie said...

My eyes! My eyes!

12:42 pm February, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Those South Americans have really got to stop the universal cosmetic surgery care deal they have down there. Can we bomb the dirty animals? And by we I mean you. Canada only has one hypothetical nuke in its control.

12:51 pm February, 9 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Yeah but you guys could always force ’em to watch hockey until they give up.

1:03 pm February, 9 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Congrats DB1, a new low.

1:08 pm February, 9 Mark it Eight, Douche said...

This HAS to be a Halloween photo. No other explanation, at least that will keep my head from exploding.
Just remember- you can’t see her face when you’re motorboatin’…

1:10 pm February, 9 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m gonna third that this is Brazilian Emo Hulk. At least I hope it is. because if there is more than one of these guys running around, I believe we’re gonna move our sights from Egypt to Rio.

1:23 pm February, 9 Heyo said...

I’m not sure this really belongs here, since this is clearly a Halloween photo. He’s dressed as Rambo and she’s dressed as Lara Croft, big fake tatas and all.

1:42 pm February, 9 Stephanie said...

You know you don’t have a life when you are pretending to be someone you’re not.

1:43 pm February, 9 Stephanie said...

Is that a grenade in your pants or are you just a douchebag?

1:48 pm February, 9 Ted Brogan said...

Both of them frighten me!

1:50 pm February, 9 Heyo said...

“You know you don’t have a life when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not”.

Ridiculous.

1:52 pm February, 9 dbBen said...

@DouchyWallnuts: Well done
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They’re on their way to a filming of an adult film entitled: “Rescuing Dawn.” He plays the part of Dieter Dangler and she, Nurse #3.
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It’s only to help finance her studies at Columbia Law.

1:53 pm February, 9 dbBen said...

* – to shoot an adult film

2:02 pm February, 9 Luis Douchuel said...

I vote B-movie set. And I don’t think it’s Emo Hulk. But the important thing is that I wash my eyeballs.

2:23 pm February, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I agree, obviously a costume, but when you’re a roided up meatclown, your halloween choices are somewhat limited.

2:56 pm February, 9 Captain Garanichode said...

I agree that they are costumes, but not employed on a Halloween party. This is a awkward live action indy film loosely based on the concepts He-Man hooking up with his sister She-Ra.

3:01 pm February, 9 Heyo said...

If we’re in agreement that these are costumes at a Halloween party, then, the question becomes whether being super muscled-out alone is enough to make someone an instadouche. That’s really the only infraction I can see given the context.

4:53 pm February, 9 Horace Dangleballs said...

Trying to decide who has had more surgery. Not sure I want to know…

7:41 pm February, 9 creature said...

heh heh heh, boss, already comin strong with comp for Gyno Chin….well done sir!

8:22 pm February, 9 Doucheland Uber Alles said...

with all the ‘Roids that assklown is ingesting my bet is that no matter how many bullets he strings around his vein-pumped neck, he’s gotta be shooting blanks.

12:51 am February, 10 Wheezer said...

My God, it’s full of boobs!
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I always though the Silicon Valley was one of those places where lots of technological innovation took place. Then again, maybe that’s what’s holding those things up.

7:16 am February, 10 Collaz B. Popped said...

“The douchebaggery piled up so fast, you need wings to stay above it.”

How do things smell to you solider?

2:27 pm February, 10 Shane said...

he is definitely the hulk and those are definitely hulk boobies

2:28 pm February, 10 PicsOfLosers said...

those are definitely not to big

2:59 pm February, 10 Yeah right said...

LOL@ the fact that this is easily recognizable as being at Space in Miami on the terrace. Yeah, I’ve been there… blowing doors and chewing my face off years back. Not gonna lie.

4:06 am February, 14 Motorcycle Parts said...

For some reason I can never remember Rambo wears eye makeup. And her shawl seems to be a girls eye lid issues on “Designing Women” would lead to bed.

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