Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Ronnie the Swamihead

Vacuous. Shirtless. Semi-employed. Monosyllabic.

What are… things Ronnie the Rivethead remains no matter how many clubby costume changes he goes through.

Wuh huh huh huh huh.

Thank you, Ed.

# posted by douchebag1
9:31 am February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It’s the Sultan of Manchowder.

9:40 am February, 2 retard said...

The Swami of Scrote.

9:47 am February, 2 Merle Baggard said...

She’s cute, but a lot closer in age to my children than me.

9:57 am February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

Heavens to sweet Vishnu, he’s wearing a fanny pack a.k.a fag bag. And Martha Stewart would be proud of his fancy napkin fold on the top of his turban. His chest should read “I heart Wankas” instead. I believe in truth in advertising.
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And is this at a Junior Prom? Where the theme is “Alladin Comes Out of the Closet Where the Lamps Were Stored”? These ladies look mighty young.

10:00 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who is the cretinous coward that didn’t finish the job? Clearly this person needs to grow a pair. When you stab someone, always thrust the knife to the hilt and work your way upwards from lower to upper abdomen until you feel the diaphragm being punctured. Repeat as many times as you can in 20 seconds. If it doesn’t look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re doin’ it wrong or you’re REALLY fuccen slow.

10:01 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Who is the cretinous coward that didn’t finish the job? Clearly this person needs to grow a pair. When you stab someone, always thrust the knife to the hilt and work your way upwards from lower to upper abdomen until you feel the diaphragm being punctured. Repeat as many times as you can in 20 seconds. If it doesn’t look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re doin’ it wrong or you’re REALLY fuccen slow. Do I have to do everything around here?

10:01 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fuccen WordPress.

10:01 am February, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

I’m going to assume he’s just working his night shift as greeter at the Luxor so’s I can go about my day with some faith in the universe.

10:02 am February, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ali Baba and the 50 Steves.

10:02 am February, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Steve Wilkos would make him get out of his chair.

10:02 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Turban of Twat

10:03 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Guru of Man Goo

10:04 am February, 2 Hermit said...

Groin shave-related injuries are on the increase.

10:05 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Bhagwan of Buttholes

10:06 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Sultan of Smegma Snorters

10:06 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Imam of Incontinence

10:06 am February, 2 Hermit said...

The Maja Douchey

10:07 am February, 2 UFO Destroyers said...

Hey Boss,
I don’t think this is Ronnie unless he hit the P90X like a maniac and that’s his Home Liposuction Kit scar, brought to you by the makers of Slap-Chop.

10:07 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Emir of Enemas

10:07 am February, 2 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Hermit, and he has an outie. EEEEEEEW.

10:09 am February, 2 Hermit said...

Raji the Rivethead didn’t have time to change clothes after his shift at 7-11.

10:11 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev
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If I may? Ali Bab and the 50 sheep

10:12 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Ayatollah of Asshola

10:14 am February, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

Remember the little genie from Sinbad’s Seven Voyage?
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Yeah, that one. He became a real boy, but then was raised by a pack of wild scrote. It’s all in the education.

10:14 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Mufti of Menses

10:16 am February, 2 Hermit said...

As hideous as this practice is,
I’m actually glad these scrotes shave their groins.
I find it preferable to seeing a wild, unkempt bush of greasy pubes hanging out of their beltline.

10:16 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Mullah of Man Gravy

10:18 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The Sheikh of Sashay

10:19 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK, I got no more titles to bestow upon this successful abortion.

10:21 am February, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lisa “One Eye” Lopez knew that she would be re-incarnated as something worse than she was in her previous life for burning down Andre Rison’s house but she never anticipated it would be this bad.

10:22 am February, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

The Khanate of Queef

10:23 am February, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

I always liked Andre Rison. It made me sad when she did that.

10:32 am February, 2 Wheezer said...

UFO Destroyers may be onto something, though that would mean there are at least two of these dickheads running around with “Swankys” guylinered on their chests.
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The ordering of a firing squad is not “over the top.”

10:47 am February, 2 Deltus said...

The Sultan of Suckingoffyerbros.
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Okay, bit of a reach with that one, I’ll grant you.

10:53 am February, 2 Vin Douchal said...

The historical accuracy of his outfit is astonishing. Yes, Ramses prefered aviators, fanny packs, Sharpie chest writing and cola based cocktails.
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And cockks, lots of them

11:09 am February, 2 Douchble Helix said...

More rivets on the body? Is there a ‘Body Bedazzler’?

https://www.mybedazzler.com/

11:45 am February, 2 mr.reeve said...

My Swami head says boner. Heh?

11:50 am February, 2 DarkSock said...

Dorka Dorka

12:32 pm February, 2 Mahatma Gandouche said...

The Pharaoh of Fellatio

12:34 pm February, 2 Mahatma Gandouche said...

The Rajah of Rectums

12:36 pm February, 2 Mahatma Gandouche said...

The Emir of Enema’s

12:37 pm February, 2 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Hassim Bendover

12:39 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

For the past week the site has only been Chicks with Douchebags. This one is not ugly by any stretch, but also not Hott. Today we also have Olive Oil, the human willow branch. Most of the rest of the week has been bleached and bleethy porn rejects.

12:41 pm February, 2 Mahatma Gandouche said...

Dr. Bunsen @10:07
oops my bad

12:47 pm February, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This is the leader of the New Village People, Maharaja Manmuffin.

1:44 pm February, 2 Stephanie said...

If I rub his Aladdin’s lamp I’ll bet he’ll fart.

1:54 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

I agree with UFO Destroyers, I don’t think this is Ronnie. Although I bet he wishes he was, Ronnie has some nice DSL*.
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The Bwana of Butt Sex.
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*Dick Suckin’ Lips

1:54 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Caliph of Queef

1:55 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Effeminate Effendi

1:55 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Emir of Queer

1:56 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Maharajah of ManGravy

1:57 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Nabob of Knob

1:57 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

the Pasha of Penis

1:58 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Wazir of Wang

1:58 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Satrap of The Clap.

1:58 pm February, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Sirdar of Gaydar

2:02 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’ll go with the Knob Nabob title, Medusa.
Dipt in a little turbinado sugar, how sweet it is!

2:05 pm February, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Alas, this dude’s got real turkey feathers in that turban of his.
Turk the Turk.
Sultan of Porch Beef

3:31 pm February, 2 skrag2112 said...

This is why you don’t rub a bottle of Axe Cologne. The 3 wishes he probably grants involve:
1. KY jelly
2. surgical gloves
3. his buttpipe

6:15 pm February, 2 Lil' Fartknocker said...

Who stole the fruit out of Miss Chiquita’s head basket?

11:50 pm February, 2 Motorcycle Parts said...

If it does not look like the floor of a slaughterhouse, you’re hurting or you fuccen really slowly. I need to do here

6:50 am February, 3 Collaz B. Popped said...

Bad GSR and Ray – bans in wait at da club yo.

Nainanijad of Nan.

5:20 pm February, 8 Anonymous said...

We all know that’s Cillian Murphy.

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