Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Scrappy Sneaks In Through the Out Door

The title of this post has a number of meanings.

One of them involves sneaking in through the back door of the club because even if the girls of Minsk aren’t Hollywood Hott quality, Club Vedanya still has standards.

The other meaning involves gophers, a jar of Crisco, Julie Delpy’s sister and a small migrant dock worker from Bolivia with colitis.

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7:15 am February, 23 Bag A said...

Julie Delpy — hottness!

7:35 am February, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This looks like one of those anti-drug films from the ’70’s. It should be called “Miguel’s Acid Nightmare” with a voice-over describing how Miguel wanted to be a doctor, until a psychedelic stripper slipped acid into his grape soda, and now he spends his days in a padded cell, using his own poop to paint scenes of demons tearing babies apart on the wall.

7:41 am February, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

There’s something not so innocent about the look in Miss Delpy’s eyes. I mean not so innocent in the same sense that Andy Dick is not so attracted to women.
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Some Eurotrash named Dieter will pay 20 grand tonight to get a dog tattoo and melt Miguel’s eyeballs with a blowtorch in the back of a Minsk youth hostel.

7:56 am February, 23 Foxy Mocksy said...

Enjoy your Tidy Bowl water Scrappy. Because I’m putting the lid down and that’s all your getting today.

8:16 am February, 23 Wedgie said...

Sapphic moment, ruined.

8:25 am February, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think Scrappy is the guy who appeared on the site last year. He was in a photo on the beach wearing what looked like bad, old man underpants. He is fully tatted and was with a “bleeth” who was paler than he, also tatted. I can’t recall the moniker, but I think this is the same guy.

8:26 am February, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

It’s Jed the Creepy Wankscrote!

9:06 am February, 23 DarkSock said...

I’m getting a feint Susan Dey vibe from the big blonde in the center,
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But it’s being drowned out by her even louder Denise Richards vibe.
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Given her resemblance to Partridge Family’s Susan Dey, I’d like to be the Partridge in her Ass Pear.
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9:12 am February, 23 DarkSock said...

^”faint”, I mean.
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A rare DarkSock Spell-n-fail….
w4e

9:15 am February, 23 Douchble Helix said...

The blonde also looks like Kendall from Hef’s TV shows.

9:21 am February, 23 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Dark Sock 9:06a, definitely a stronger Denise Richards vibe. And thanks for the pear. My favorite thus far. If PearPear doesn’t make it to the Hall of Pear I will crap on a French Poodle while eating French Toast during an advanced screening of Amelie 2: The Quirkening. And I hate the French!

9:42 am February, 23 Deltus said...

@Wedgie: agreed. It’s not just Scrappy’s horrid freakishness that makes me want to roundhouse kick him in the spine, it’s that some hottie groping was ruined. And that should be a beatdown offence.

9:46 am February, 23 jonezy said...

the girl on the left reminds me of a famous muppet

10:57 am February, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

God she does have a big schnozz. Sock hit the nail with the one in the mid. Def Susan Dey vibe. The one on the right’s the best fuck though. Well, not the far right.

11:28 am February, 23 DarkSock said...

Left hott called, she said “CAWWW!! CAWWWW!!!! CAWWW!!!!”.

11:35 am February, 23 Wheezer said...

Look at him bein’ all hard whilst holding his foo-foo drink. Golly, I wanna be like him.
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Sorry if my sarcasm drips off your monitors and short-circuits anything.

1:23 pm February, 23 Stephanie said...

It looks like a crawling germ came into the photo.

3:48 pm February, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

“The title of this post has a number of meanings.”
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I’m going with Fool in the Rain, I could be wrong though.

6:56 pm February, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

Would this one be classified as a ghoulbag? Either way, he is ten pounds of poo on a stale Ritz Cracker.

10:54 pm February, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If this indeed is Jed the Creepy Wankscrote, I merely ask for FLYTEETH to come in with an army of female FLYTEETHERS to lay future maggots on the little scenario. There’s literally that much rotgut.

2:23 am February, 24 appointment setting said...

It’s not Scrappy’s horrid freakishness that makes me want to roundhouse kick him in the backbone, it’s that some hottie groping was ruined. & that ought to be a beatdown offence.

6:05 am February, 24 Collaz B. Popped said...

“Vaht yoo meen, ze won in zee meedle iss a hot”

DB is from the Homoslavian region.

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