Tuesday, February 15, 2011

“The Eye of Coitus”

For the past week we’ve seen a few references to the ancient Mayan holy concept of the “Eye of Coitus.”

Since it’s a late nite HCwDB post, of which I’ve been remiss about doing lately, and all you fellow ‘bag hunters deserve a treat for hanging out with me tonight, I thought I’d give you one:

A douche free post.

Featuring lovely angelic Pear.

And also an academic illustration of “Eye of Coitus” as envisioned in the carvings and priestly incantations of pre-Conquistador Mexico.

But if you still need a dash of douchal counterbalance, there’s always this guy.

EDIT: Swapped pic with an even better example.

# posted by douchebag1
7:18 pm February, 15 wonderdouche twin said...

Well shown sir!

7:24 pm February, 15 Blue Douche said...

GGGGGGNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet her poomp tastes like strawberries & whipped cream…………….

7:30 pm February, 15 Steve L. said...

oh Raven Riley. how i would…

wait. i recognize her?

7:30 pm February, 15 Wedgie said...

I have something in my eye, alright, but it’s not coitus.

7:33 pm February, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

I dunno about you guys, but she gave me the Brown-Eye of Coitus.

7:40 pm February, 15 Foxy Mocksy said...

The table doily is a nice touch. I always like to think of grandma’s house during sexy time.

7:53 pm February, 15 Foxy Mocksy said...

Her: Bend me over and do your worst.

Him: Where?

Her: The hottest place in here of course. The antique table from Aunt Selma with the dead plant on top of it.

Him: But won’t we ruin the doily?

Her: F*%k the doily.

7:54 pm February, 15 Luis Douchuel said...

Her houseplant is wilting in expectation.

8:29 pm February, 15 Business-Casual Douche said...

I WOULD PHOTOSHOP THE HELL OUTTA DAT AZZ

8:50 pm February, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Angelic Pear and her Eye of Coitus bent over her gramma’s glory-hole doily, while back in the “This Guy” post, the Eye of Detritus stared amid a heap o’ porch hens.

9:13 pm February, 15 massengill said...

I don’t know about you guys, but…well, I just don’t know about you guys.

9:18 pm February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

And by eye you mean that star shaped target betwixt those enchanting half pears?

11:50 pm February, 15 douchey comment guy said...

@ vin

thats just the thumbhole.

3:49 am February, 16 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Dios mio!!!!

5:47 am February, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Little known fact: the lounge music classic song, “The Look of Love,” by Burt Bacharach is based on the concept of the Eye of Coitus. The song was also admirably covered by Sergio Mendes and Brazil ’66.
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http://s0.ilike.com/play#Burt+Bacharach:The+Look+Of+Love:631233:m693097

5:49 am February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have six things to say about that:
1) Sweet mother of fucck.
2) My cocck is so erect I will have to have someone open the door across the hall so I can pull a three point turn to go grab my breakfast booze.
3) Holy Jebus’s tail that’s a spicy ass.
4) Son.

6:19 am February, 16 Hermit said...

I’d gratefully dangle my swollen, lovelorn testicles over a cage full of ravenous, manic-depressive snapping turtles, for the opportunity to snort a line of the dried potting soil that may have spilled on to that glass tabletop.

6:37 am February, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Oh, lord, I have to go back to my bunk again?

8:32 am February, 16 Deltus said...

@Steve L: I googled Raven Riley, and yes, that does appear to be her. Sometimes, you just *know* it’s gonna be a two-jerk morning…

9:36 am February, 16 tall guy said...

That’s the ripest pear I’ve seen for some time. The coy look, the sheerness of her garment, but above all her deliciously natural curvacious arse. Go, you good thing!

10:21 am February, 16 boone doggle said...

this explains why my d&d level 9 fighter would always get raped when he wore the +2 knocking boots of coitus. damn my 5th grade vocabulary. i always thought it added bonus to bludgeoning.

11:41 am February, 16 mr.reeve said...

It’s good to be gone and when you come back you get to see such spectacular pear. I would love to see the eye of here pear storm. “Get some” son.
Are we still doing the son thing or did it die in my absence?

3:40 pm February, 16 douche equis said...

Time to kick the remarkably weak Balcony Pear out of the Hall and usher in this glorious replacement.

3:57 pm February, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Mr. Reeve

Son.

4:45 pm February, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

I just hurt something that will take a long tome to heal

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