Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Ferret Nibbles

This pic of odious clubclown The Ferret may or may not be The Starhawk, as the inbred overbite and chin pubes suggest.

Alls I know are innovative chin pubosity is rare in the days after Brothabag Leon or Triple Fung, yet The Ferret manages to pull off innovation amidst asswipery.

Aryan Donna long ago crossed the line from potential sexyness to disciplining me with a barbed-wire billy club for cutting in line for extra soup during visiting hours.

# posted by douchebag1
1:56 pm February, 15 Wedgie said...

Love her hair.

1:58 pm February, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

nice mullet, assclown. and I think you might find a big surprise under Donna’s dress, if one was inclined to check.

2:01 pm February, 15 Captain Garanichode said...

Mw thinks that Sheila is a “He”-ila!

2:02 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Great Karnak: Three things that contain yeast.
Envelope: This fag, the Jaime Pressly girl, and beer.
Ed: Boo, hahahahahaha.

2:05 pm February, 15 Captain Garanichode said...

… the pube ants go marching two by two, the Ferret finds out that Donna’s a dude, and they all go marching home to get out of the rain…

2:06 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Great Karnak: What has three stripes and an pool of mutating Hep C rubbing on its crotch.
Envelope: This thing.
Ed: You are corredt Sir. Boo, hahahahahahahaha.

2:08 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Great Karnak: Two things in this picture that are male.
Envelope: Fucked if I know Karnak you coccksucker.
Ed: You are most correct my great Swami. Boo. hahahahahahaha.

2:10 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If this guy had a chin it would beat the fuck out of him.

2:11 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky she uses a motorcycle tire doing a brake stand as a vibrator.

2:12 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky she uses a parachute as a mini-pad.

2:12 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky that she squirts axle grease.

2:14 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky she works full time as a subway token recepticle and corrodes the coins.

2:15 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky she needs a bottle of
Vim and a fire hose to douche.

2:16 pm February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This girl is so skanky her IUD is a manhole cover.

2:24 pm February, 15 Luis Douchuel said...

It had been such a nice day of hotts, too. Can’t win em all.

2:26 pm February, 15 Pliny said...

I wager 500 quatloos that she’s a dude.

2:44 pm February, 15 Hermit said...

Acording to the old Irish proverb:
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“May the road rise up to meet you
May the rains fall soft upon your fields,
May your scrotum be stroked by a transsexual, cocktail waitress in a platinum blond Dolly Parton wig,
And, may good luck and happiness follow you all the days of yer’ life.”

2:47 pm February, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I thought this guy looked familiar.

http://www.amazon.com/Super-Guinea-Pig-Rescue-Weigelt/dp/0802797059

3:10 pm February, 15 Horace Dangleballs said...

Flashback — she looks just like the “My Little Pony” dolls from way back when.

4:16 pm February, 15 DarkSock said...

Her hair style is called a “Pumpadouche”.
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Which is also what she does for money.
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Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.

4:18 pm February, 15 Geoffrey said...

Nope I can confirm that that is not the Starhawk. In fact I have come across this THING a few times on my douche hunting…..

4:53 pm February, 15 Foxy Mocksy said...

@Horace Dangleballs, indeed she does. Horseface and all.

And Ferretlyn Manson here is even more hideous without his makeup.

6:33 pm February, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Pumpadouche.” DarkSock FTW!!!!
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Wendy O. Williams called. She wants her haircut back. and by that I mean she’s gonna chew off your scalp and take it with her. You better skedaddle, too, Chinless.

7:34 pm February, 15 Steve L. said...

i hate to see what Donna looks like when she wakes up in the morning.

8:32 pm February, 15 Business-Casual Douche said...

Dude totally looks like a douchey Peter Pettigrew:

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/0/0e/Peter_Pettigrew_holding_Voldemort%27s_rudimentary_body.jpg

8:46 pm February, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Isn’t this Lady Gaga and Ke$ha without makeup? And I still can’t tell the difference.

8:55 pm February, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I wonder how many hamsters are nesting in ” her” pompadouche.

11:26 pm February, 15 Wheezer said...

Jackie Early Haley was once in a film called Losin’ It. Yeah, three guesses on the plot of that one.
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Anyway, Rorschat has clearly lost it in this pic.

11:32 pm February, 15 Wheezer said...

And I need a fuccen proofreader again. (Earle*)

6:36 am February, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d like to fleur her lis, if you know what I mean…

8:05 am February, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Donna is actually an Andorian straight out of the pages of Star Trek. She had her antennae removed when she got her breastesses enhanced. The Ferret has no idea of the treasure that awaits him in the form of Donna’s undercarriage.
http://www.startrek.com/database_article/andorians

4:42 pm February, 16 Captain Garanichode said...

Pettyjohn and her jiffy-pop tattayz

8:25 pm February, 16 Guid is Good said...

Al Czervik Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at The Ferret, who’s wearing the same hat]
Al Czervik Oh, it looks good on you though.

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