Thursday, February 17, 2011

The King Continues to Reign

While other legendary douchechoads began to age at exponential rates while chasing the party hotts, the King remains unperturbed.

Here we find the King discovering the greatest set of gnaw legs since KFC introduced spicy hot wings in 1991.

With greasy hair and chin pube, the King is a douchal force to be reckoned with.

# posted by douchebag1
11:38 am February, 17 Frank Sinatra said...

Nice GAMS

11:41 am February, 17 justadouchalo said...

The stain is never coming out of that suede.

11:43 am February, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

How come girls in porn movies always leave shoes like that ON when coitus commences?

11:43 am February, 17 Wedgie said...

He needs his own wing on the Hall of Scrote. The King’s Wing.
Another hottie recruited into the kingdom. I’ll say this for the guy: he’s not sitting around waiting for it, that’s for sure.

11:44 am February, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Oh yeah…and I wouldn’t care what she did with her shoes during the commencement of the aforementioned coitus.

11:49 am February, 17 douche bagel said...

i’d put my ham and eggs all over her legs

11:51 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

And with a loud *pop* the sofa-sized turd slipped out of Ann’s ass and lofted her into the air with her constipation-healing turd whisperer, King D.

11:53 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

At the exact second The King touched Kate’s erogenous shin bone area 5 quarts of chilled tadpoles and seven dinner forks gushed forth from her nether quadrant as a low keening moan issued from her lips.

11:54 am February, 17 soy bomb said...

I’m taking solace in the fact that it appears as if she’s trying not to touch him and he’s got the hover hands going on. It’s a small thing, I realize, but it’s all I’ve got.
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Plus, it appears as if the Ghost of Pfha is hovering nearby, disapprovingly assessing the situation.

11:55 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

Unfortunately, The King and Katt soon learned that the “pudding sofa” they were cavorting on was left there by Plinky’s Mom the night before.

11:55 am February, 17 DarkSock said...

No one could explain the sudden popularity of the Club Abortion.

11:59 am February, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Elvis who? This is The King.

12:00 pm February, 17 Wedgie said...

She clicks her heels together and says “There’s no place like Tryst, there’s no place like Tryst…..”

12:04 pm February, 17 DarkSock said...

Then, without warning, Crucial Head’s severed skull burst forth from her groin and scurried away, borne forth at top speed on a clattering blur of crab-like six-jointed legs.

12:05 pm February, 17 DarkSock said...

After Paris Hilton was observed doing it, the doggie carpet drag became the chic way to cleanse one’s bottom after voiding one’s bowels.

12:09 pm February, 17 Mr. White said...

Perhaps there should be a Golden Gams award at the Douchies?

12:10 pm February, 17 Foxy Mocksy said...

This reeks of “Look we’re having fun.” photo op. I concur Soy Bomb, he’s got the hoverhands and she is not touching him. The “fuck me shoes” are a nice touch though. She really went all out. I guess she had too, since she’s hangin’ with royalty. These Pumas I schlep about in get me zero faux-celeb action. I suck.

12:13 pm February, 17 Wheezer said...

I’m with Mr. White^^…..wait, is that before or after you make them golden?

12:15 pm February, 17 Wheezer said...

A few more pics of her, and we just might have some Hall of Hott material. Seriously, she’s very pretty. And those legs…..

12:16 pm February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Dorothy and the Wizard of Choad. Click them things together and come on back home to my waiting balonga shaft, m’love…. RRRrrr

12:27 pm February, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Shayne Lamas, winner (loser?) of the Bachelor a few years back and now married to Nik Richie of bad website fame has installed bolt-ons for our dancing and dining pleasure
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12:32 pm February, 17 Southern Scrotic said...

According to Asia Carrera, girls keep their shoes on because the floor of the average porn shoot isn’t exactly the cleanest place in the world and the bottoms of their feet are usually pretty visible.
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Dirty feet aren’t always sexy.

12:55 pm February, 17 Baron Von Goolo said...

I fucking love this guy.

1:09 pm February, 17 DarkSock said...

I also concur with the new Golden Gams Douchies™ category proposal put forth by Mr. White™, Son.
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Also, perhaps a douchie category for most annoying recurring in-site meme relentlessly perpetuated by a reg. Son™.

1:14 pm February, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

All she needs to do is tap her shoes together three times and say there’s no place like home and *poof* she’s back on the homestead in Kansas.

1:20 pm February, 17 DarkSock said...

Everyone waited patiently for an uncomfortably long pause….when the final midget dove into Candi’s vagina headfirst, disappearing with a wet “FOOMP!!!”, the room erupted in cheers, and the Guinness World Records Official standing present duly noted the impressive milestone.

1:34 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As Bree Olson walked on to the set of Phillipina Knights, Stormy Daniels smiled and said, “Get this fucking crown outta here.” ” Where’s Charlie and his crack pipe you little slut, come here and lick my cant.”

1:40 pm February, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Fuck FIsh Slap.

1:45 pm February, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After Nina Hartley finished her last scene with Dark Sock, the Devil rose from his netherworld to proclaim, ” You can fit an elevator in here but the proportion is all wrong.”

1:47 pm February, 17 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh Christine of ultra-gnaw-leg worthiness. You’ve got all our attention with that supple smooth skin and edible stilettos. And I know stripper chic is all the rage in the colleges. But sliming them with the hands of the King will earn you purgatory with years of gropey guys mimicking his winning style.
Yeah, they don’t teach that part in pole-dancing class, do they?

2:12 pm February, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Thank God she’s not wearing moon boots.

2:12 pm February, 17 Pliny said...

A combo of ruby slippers and fork-me shoes.

2:17 pm February, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is it just me or does she have men’s size 17 stilletto’s? I mean granted, images closer to the lens can appear bigger, but his ‘knee hand’ does not seem out of whack. Maybe it’s this homemade concoction that I’ve been swilling?

2:29 pm February, 17 massengill said...

Golden Gams indeed. In a golden shower situation, her urine stream would reach terminal velocity if she stood above you, heels or no.
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It’s good to be king.

2:42 pm February, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

@DarkSock 12:05
Just pee’d myself… thanks

2:43 pm February, 17 Captain Garanichode said...

those are what I call some pink shiny love handles, no I do not mean his ears…..

2:48 pm February, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

PtP publicity shot for some Vegas club. Professional douchery at work here.

8:03 pm February, 17 Steve said...

Ugh, please don’t mention KFC. I ate it for dinner hours ago and my stomach is still bothering me.

10:08 pm February, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

In the world of HCwDB mock, she has bolt-on sized feet, albeit covered with platform stilettos.
I think it’s a first for this site.
But then, the King deserves the Biggest and the Best.

12:55 am February, 18 Guid is Good said...

Long live The King.

6:07 am February, 18 Steve L. said...

those heels look like they’re gonna hurt.

2:26 pm February, 18 DarkSock said...

The King makes sure he changes the Clitty Litter every Thursday.

8:00 pm February, 19 Stephanie said...

I wish she’d just shit all over his bed.

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