Tuesday, February 8, 2011
The Ole’ Lick Gesturer
If there’s one thing Sheyen Kim learned in her five years since moving to the States from Korea, it’s that “Contract Killers” keep it real by proving their “gangsta” cred. With bloodstained gun marks on their shorts.
And licky facial gestures while giving backrubs that suggest they are cunning linguists.
Because that’s how Vegas Gangstas role. As far as Sheyen Kim knows.
Stevie learned a hard lesson about giving back rubs when Aunt Flo was in town.
Stevie learned a hard lesson about sitting on his woman’s back during the 2nd trimester.
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What?
The Hind-Lick maneuver: you’re doing it wrong.
she’s got 3 day’s worth of party bracelets on her arm….
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she’s a whobag jumpoff
Contract Killer?
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Mr. Scrotato Head?
He’s so classy, he didn’t even bother to get off her when he peed himself.
Cunning linguist indeed: his English is probably on a par with that of the estimable Donkey Douche.
He’s definitely contracted, which explains the blood stains seeping from his genitalia
Nice collection of sippee cups they got going there. They’ll look real nice arranged on top of the kitchen cabinets with the empty Goose and Patron bottles.
I’m pretty sure the blood spatters are from when Sheyen’s parents came upon the scene and then killed themselves.
Unbeknownst to Steve the Idiotard this was not the way to ask if Sheyen Kim if she had a stamp in Korean. Later that day Steve the Idiotard was kidnapped and became the main course for the state dinner Kim Jong Il was having that night.
So you say you’ve never seen a blond in a bikini wearing a tiger mask get molested by a Yankee Doodle playing trombonist? Well, wait no more.
She should be the one on top Prick-nozzle !
Dr BHD, thanks for that. Them were some real nice cans on her.
Fresh from the kill, Lava Lamp Larry threatens Sheyen Kim that she is “NEXT”…
Contract Killer polishes his fangs AND lets out a wolf whistle in anticipation of the vampire overbite.
This isn’t exactly the kind of heat Sheyen Kim was anticipating when she lay in the Vegas sun, but hey, who knew crotch rot gave off so much compostable energy?
You’re doing it wrong, bub. That’s how you mount your boyfriend, not your girlfriend. But not to worry, you’ll have to get up soon as girlie has already drunk two or three litres of whatever and will have to pee (again) and then you can get the position right.
The look of disillusionment and despair on the Asian guys face sitting in background in left of picture says it all. Poor bastard!!!
Is he trying to screw her? ur attempt? EPIC FAIL.
@doc bunsen
Not since discovering Tonetta has a Youtube video so profoundly impacted my life.
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BTW, the Tonetta video I linked to above, in my humble opinion, transcends almost everything I’ve seen from him. Seriously.
Mr. White
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You just taught me a lesson. Never click on a Mr. White link.
Goodbye one and all. Today, I end my life. It’s the only way to ensure that I will never click on or have to endure the Tonetta nightmares ever again.
OH HAHA HE’S HINTING ABOUT LICKING HER VAGINA. Oh those crazy Vegas pool clowns. Such debonair humor, and so iconoclastic. Thank you for shattering all those inhibitions we have about sex.
“Quick, I need some of that drink. I got a TON of my boyfriend’s thatch stuck on my tongue and it’s making it hard to swallow!”
I’m back from the ledge. Tonetta is the BEST!!
I went poo poo!!
He looks like a small Pumpy. But Pumpy would crush anyone doing the vag lick sign. Korean in back left is puking at the sight.
Stir fried dog and the Hyundai assembly line would be looking pretty good right about now, eh Sheyen Kim?
I need a Valtrex after looking at this pic.
Classy dude. Has to make vagina mouth in front of his friends? Or was he making some other gesture for a man?
I think he is more contact killer than contract killer
Like he would even know how to eat pussy. It’s an art form, son.