Friday, February 4, 2011

The Scrub Boat

Calling your girlfriend a “He” is one thing, Barney. Accusing him/her of being gay, now that’s just juvenile.

What’s next? Spending your early 30s blowing all your money on hair gel, bad tatts, and hanging with your mandana-wearing bros on party boats so you don’t have to face down your lack of spiritual growth since you read “The Tao of Pooh” in Junior High?

Yes.

Yes it is.

# posted by douchebag1
9:22 am February, 4 jonezy said...

Her Shami stomach soaks up jizz spatterings with remarkable efficiency.

9:23 am February, 4 Medusa Oblongata said...

He definitely is gay. Because all the really, REALLY good drag queens are usually straight. No lie. This one looks like one of those gay dudes who tricks drunk straight guys into letting him blow them. They think they got sucked off by a chick, and the dude gets the laugh of knowing they ‘corrupted’ a straight dude. Pffft. Amateur.

9:24 am February, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Well, if the girlfriend is a tranny, then it could be true.

9:25 am February, 4 Wheezer said...

The back of Barney’s t-shirt reads:
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“And I’ll prove it.”

9:33 am February, 4 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

^ The back also has an arrow pointing down.

9:34 am February, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

The arrow should be pointing down. I wonder where I can find this shirt? Outyourfriends.com? If I ever go see Sabio and Friends in Canada I will need one.
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I know this shirt is meant to cockblock his competition, seriously though it just makes him look like a mental midget. And that is why I need one too.

9:42 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Shit! Wheezer beats me with the back-of-the-shirt joke. Damn you Wheezer!
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I was gonna say: On the back of his shirt it says “I ought to know.”

9:43 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Douchey Lewis
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Under the arrow does it say “All deliveries go in rear”?

9:44 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

On the back of his shirt says “Entrance to the Poop Deck”.

9:44 am February, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Ass Pirates of The Caribbean?

9:49 am February, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Johnny Damon has seen better days

9:54 am February, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Rear Admiral Barney?

10:40 am February, 4 UFO Destroyers said...

“This cruise brought to you by the makers of Valtrex. Valtrex, it’s what’s in the water.”

11:00 am February, 4 Deltus said...

The back of his shirt says “You can tell because it’s his cum running out my ass.”

11:00 am February, 4 Deltus said...

The back of his shirt says “And he’s mine, so don’t touch him, BITCH!”

11:01 am February, 4 Deltus said...

The back of his shirt says “But I’m straight. I just do gay porn for the money.”

11:02 am February, 4 Deltus said...

The back of his shirt says “It’s HIS cum on my upper lip, so I should know!”

11:06 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The back of his shirt says “And I like him that way.”

11:08 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The back of his shirt says “10,000 strokes and counting!”

11:13 am February, 4 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Bunsen 9:43 FTW

11:22 am February, 4 Sal Governale said...

Which one is the power bottom?

11:23 am February, 4 DarkSock said...

Her tummy has more ripples than Fred Sanford.

11:27 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The back of his shirt says “And I’m one lucky bitch!”

11:30 am February, 4 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She appears to have either a very bad case of elephantitis starting or she turning into an Arrakian Sandworm.

11:35 am February, 4 Wheezer said...

The back of his shirt says, “If you want proof, smell my farts…..or my breath.”

11:48 am February, 4 Wheezer said...

@’Sock, 11:23 a.m. –
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One hand gesture I’d like to see the ‘bags throw is ol’ Ready Freddie’s “arth-a-ritis.” That could lower them by a full stage.

11:55 am February, 4 Nancy Dreuche said...

@troll me 10:23a and 11:07a., now you see the sweet sweet genius behind having you on here and why I really don’t give a shit. I dig your use of 50’s terminology, people just don’t say “Drat” enough anymore. Well, toodles for now.

11:56 am February, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the He Is Gay arrow IS intended for the tranny in the middle. I think we’ve seen enough evidence to say in 2011 douchebags and trannys travel – and photograph – in the same circles.

11:59 am February, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Is that the dude from Sugar Ray? That girl does have a lot of rolls. From my experience that is because she is very thin with tight skin sans 6 pack. and looks like a stoner. Me Likey. Son.

12:02 pm February, 4 Deltus said...

@DarkSock (11:23) Pure win, right there.

8:04 pm February, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Ironically, it doesn’t really matter who you are with when you are wearing a “he is gay” T-shirt. Number 1, how does he know? Number 2, why does he care enough to share a public opinion? Only a butt pirate would board a mate at the stern in such fashion.

9:06 pm February, 4 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I suspect the HE IS GAY sign is pointing to the gay caballero portrait tatted into his left arm.

7:35 am February, 6 The Weekend Bagger said...

Im almost positive the guy in the red shirt is MMA fighter “Razor” Rob Machula (sp?). Who Ive had the (dis)pleasure of meeting and speaking with in the past…….Hes a total douche, even for MMA fighter standards

10:47 am February, 7 Captain Garanichode said...

sadly 2 + 1 still = 2 at the end of this day….

10:33 pm February, 7 Anti_Lifeguard said...

How to fix Brodannas attitude

Brodannas pout face.
Dont be so angry brodanna
remove brodanna

10:35 pm February, 7 Anti_Lifeguard said...

The Haiku starts on the second line

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