Monday, February 28, 2011

The Unabagger

Somewhere… in a cabin in a woods in rural Montana… one lone doucher plots… to be “da bomb.”

# posted by douchebag1
1:52 pm February, 28 Wedgie said...

Wow, he looks a lot like Teddy K. He appears to be working on the second draft of his manifesto.

1:53 pm February, 28 Anonymous said...

That Wolfman Jack sure can pull some tail.

1:55 pm February, 28 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

It looks like the guy from Counting Crows cut off his dreads…

2:02 pm February, 28 creature said...

can’t hate on this cat…go man go, portly unkept shaggy, drink your scotch & bang that milf like a marching band drum

2:11 pm February, 28 Stephanie said...

How can a skunkbeard like that be so sad?

2:14 pm February, 28 soy bomb said...

I think this actually is Ted Krazzyzznkskiski.
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I would nail Ann Coulter’s more liberal sister from behind whilst watching The Colbert Report.

2:15 pm February, 28 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

Ted Kecscroteski has been released!

2:20 pm February, 28 That girl said...

THAT IS TED! Whatever.

2:28 pm February, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK which one of you motherfucckers stole my picture and sent it in? Hmmmmmm? I want some answers? And to think I got all gussied up to go out that night.

2:40 pm February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

He get’s a notta in my book, Hold on to those dreams Old man and enjoy your scotch but you might want to get rid of the straw.

2:41 pm February, 28 Geoffrey said...

He may get a notta but it still definitely coincides in the ‘Bad Party Pics’ category.

2:42 pm February, 28 Shocker Khan said...

Meh, he gets a nottadouche, bang in piece from me. Then again, I’ve always liked ‘em a bit nutty.

2:43 pm February, 28 Crucial Head said...

I imagine doctors are still studying how the stroke left both the left side of his face paralyzed AND the left side of his beard white.

2:57 pm February, 28 Mr. Biggs said...

Bukowski’s corpse just spittled.

3:03 pm February, 28 creature said...

her wry grin says, “I’ll sneak into your room after your uncle Ned passes out”

3:09 pm February, 28 Hermit said...

The ineptitude of the FBI sketch artists, and the FBI in general astounds me. The sketch circulated looked like this,

the guy they arrested looked like this, but the real unabomber still walks free.

3:17 pm February, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Charlie don’t surf but he still can pull some Squeaky Fromme lookin’ tail.

3:22 pm February, 28 Captain Garanichode said...

that’s a sober Jeff Bridges and his date “Squeeky” McTitebunz

3:24 pm February, 28 Captain Garanichode said...

She is fruitstripe hott and does not want to try a sip of your urine sample panhandling Sam

3:43 pm February, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Found: Susan Anton. Slight wear, but still looks good. Free to a good home.

3:52 pm February, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Fuck all you guys, chop off his hair and that looks like me. Chop off her hair and I’d still fuck the living bejezzusballz outta her, son

4:10 pm February, 28 Douchble Helix said...

That’s Kevin Smith, guys.

4:36 pm February, 28 Kevin Smith said...

@Douchble Helix, you sir are a dumbass.

4:58 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

In spite of his unfortunate new addiction to new Bleach Flavored Skoal™, Kelsey Grammer could still pull the hotts.
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…damn….BleachNutt woulda been funnier…

5:05 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

Ironically, while Unabomber Ted Kaczynski rots in prison, his lesser known brother Jeb Kaczynski still terrorizes public libraries as The Unapooper.
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Damn that’s a big ol’ scotch; because he has a beard it is assuredly single malt as well. Nottadouche.
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For reasons I still do not fully understand I’d like to wipe her bare butt with a Swiffer™ wet mop. And NOT in a sexual way; more as a journeyman stucco tradesman applying a scratch-coat. You too,
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What’s the HTML code for tumbleweeds?
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5:16 pm February, 28 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Milfy makes my weinie a stiffy.
I do like the dude’s style of a full glass of booze.
Dewars with a little ice – good way to roll.

5:19 pm February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Doucheable Helix is correct. Dat is Silent Bob.

5:44 pm February, 28 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

You’d need a few more stiff drinks to get stiff with that dolly. Oof.

6:16 pm February, 28 Douchebag Apologist said...

Lol I’m goin with Notadouche here cmon this guy gets props look at that babe. He’s rockin the homeless panhandler look and can still score a hot. Good job.

7:40 pm February, 28 DarkSock said...

You’re all wrong, including me.
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That Rip Torn sure can pull in the hotts. Later that night, passersby heard the following exchange from his bedroom window: “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a yogurt rope….*spang!….klumph!*”

8:05 pm February, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

That’s not scotch, it’s her urine.

8:54 pm February, 28 Steve L. said...

that right there is one of (the many, many, many) victims of a strong contender for Most Expensive First Date Hott of 2011.

4:39 am March, 1 Collaz B. Popped said...

This guy is great,,,,,great style, shirt, no rosary beads on this man.

She is Three’s Company Hott.

At first I thought they gave me the wrong dossier…..

4:56 am March, 1 London escorts said...

Hold on to those dreams Elderly man & enjoy your scotch but you may need to get rid of the straw.

6:26 am March, 1 Hermit said...

Muammar Qaddafi pauses during a stressful week, to share the traditional Libyan libation of LSD and goat urine, with his Minister of Defence.

7:21 am March, 1 Wheezer said...

@Hermit, 3:09 p.m (yesterday) –
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I am also flabbergasted by that sketch – poor Eric Bloom found that he simply couldn’t help lead Blue Öyster Cult back to the top with that kind of baggage following him around.

8:12 am March, 1 SortaDamocles said...

Probably nottadouche…..
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Probably gonna turn a federal building into porch beef.

11:05 am March, 1 Steven Pinker's Awesome Hair said...

My mind flashed to young Squeaky Fromme saying “Every girl deserves a father like Charlie.”

12:39 pm March, 1 mr.reeve said...

Nottadouche
Carry on my older drunk hairy friend. The skinny blonde likes it wilderness style with your twig and berries. “Get some”

3:27 pm March, 1 G said...

He doesn’t have to do much for Halloween…add a swastika to the forehead, and he’s a match.

12:47 pm March, 2 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I thought they denied Charles Manson parole-Looks like he is recruiting the next :Family”.

5:35 pm March, 2 yeesh said...

overheard at the bar:
“Oh, wow! Are you Charlie Sheen! You look like Charlie Sheen.”
“Of course I am, babe. Why don’t you come back to my hotel room, I’ll do a line of coke off your ass then promptly lock you in the bathroom and accuse you of stealing my watch.”
“Gee, sounds like fun! Can you buy me a appletini or six to get me in the mood?”
“Sure thing, babe.”
Winning.

4:11 pm March, 3 Obichoad said...

Ahhh LOL I was going to say he looks like the by product of a Charlie Squared.

Charlie Manson x Charlie Sheen.

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