Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tony Punchmyfacekowitz
Another sibling from the Punchmyfacekowitz clan, Tony and his best bro, Anthony, have perfected the performative art of name visualization.
Leopard Jenny is another lady to offer me the Mayan “Eye of Coitus” and for that, I graciously pooch her belly with half chewed jelly beans and an acidic port wine chaser.
I’m giving douchey Anthony on the right the “Stink Eye of Get Lostis”.
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Hey Jenny, who did you have to eye boink to get them to kill a leopard for you so you could have that outfit made? For the love of lemurs I hope its a fake.
As Leopard Jenny realized that her mid-twenties are hurtling towards her prematurely like her high school steady Tads cocck did, it was time for action. First get the animal skins on and go out with Jenny to the Happauge Gentlemen’s Club to meet gentlemen, or these shitfucks. Second step, call Maury for DNA and lie detector tests.
Pebbles Flintstone sure grew up to be a hottie. I’m sure Fred wants to punch Tony, too.
Yabba Dabba Douche.
What does “pooch her belly” actually mean, anyway? Just curious. Given that this description involves partially chewed food and acidic wine, “pooch” sounds suspiciously like “vomit.”
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that, necessarily. Consenting adults and all that…
Are we sure douche on the right (DotR here on in) isn’t actually retarded? Douche on the left (DotL) might be pointing and saying, “Hey, check out my retarded brother, Hank, having a good time being my ‘wing man’, just like I promised him. I’m even going to see if I can get his cocck succked by the lesser of these two hotts.”
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Just thinking out loud here.
Shit. Is my wife ever mad at me for having phone sex while she was sleeping last night. Maybe next time I should use the cordless on her.
Tony and Todd gave generously in the Halfwit Yogurt Collection Rodeo held by the Gene Pool Filter Society; after Shauna and Cindy emptied their seed into a 5-gallon bucket of bleach their lesser DNA was incinerated in a tire fire along with the twit-spurts of hundreds of other morons, thusly strengthening the greater gene pool.
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Next week the Society bludgeoned them with a wooden mace, further improving the herd.
@ White:
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“Pooch” her belly means sniff it then pee on it.
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But you knew that already, didn’t you?
Douche on the left even goes so far as to offer us a roadmap to where to direct the punch. Right at his stupid monkey face. Which is good, because I’m more than a little distracted by the Eye of Coitus. I’d translate the Dresden codex with a team of half-crazed Rhesus monkeys for some of that ass.
@Deltus, your theory has some validity. Retards need love too, even if it comes from 2nd Tiered hotts.
That young Jerry Lewis sure could pull some tail.
@Foxy: you get the best physical lovin’ from a Tier 2 hott. That’d be what I’d go for, were I trying to get my retarded brother’s carrot wet.
if i have the choice, i’d probably punch Anthony in the face first as opposed to Tony.