Thursday, February 24, 2011

Toxic Terry Works the “Tough Guy Sad Face” on Angelica

Toxic Terry has perfected the “Tough Guy Sad Face” ‘bag maneuver.

How’s it work? Like so:

1. Wear “tough guy” apparel. Gangsta threads. Dress “hard.”

2. Show a hint of the “sad face” when around the boobie hottie suckle thigh. Let them think they can reach your “inner wounded child.”

3. Reap rewards.

This is one of the most toxic douchehunds we hunt, ‘bag hunters. Glorious curvy Angelica has been trapped in toxic sludgewack. We must help. And by help, I mean mock.

# posted by douchebag1
11:37 am February, 24 Anonymous said...

why that’s the singer the from Crazytown aka, the worst band ever.

no rockstar leniency for them.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Crazytown&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ErNmTYq7EMWclgfU1tmBAg&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1419&bih=728

11:38 am February, 24 Anonymous said...

Why that’s the singer from Crazytown aka the worst band ever.

no rockstar leniency for these guys.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Crazytown&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ErNmTYq7EMWclgfU1tmBAg&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1419&bih=728

11:39 am February, 24 Army of Doucheness said...

why that’s the singer from Crazytown, aka the worst band ever.

No rockstar leniency rule for these guys

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Crazytown&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ErNmTYq7EMWclgfU1tmBAg&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1419&bih=728

11:39 am February, 24 Wheezer said...

I smell a Weekly winner. And it’s a stench of Axe, poo, and last night’s late patty melt rush at the Waffle House.

11:40 am February, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

Is that the dude from Crazy Town?
And is that some sort of hybrid of Peg Bundy / Donna from That 70s Show that escaped from a lab that brings my bizarre TV sitcom character sex fantasies to life?

11:42 am February, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

I think it IS the douchebag from Crazy Town http://antitwink.com/assets/images/blog%20images/Douches/Shifty_Shellshock_LF.jpg

11:46 am February, 24 Bag A said...

How short is that ‘bag? Must be about 5’2″.

11:46 am February, 24 Luis Douchuel said...

Oooh celebridouche. Somehow this makes me feel better. And by feel better I mean puke.

11:47 am February, 24 Mr. White said...

@douche springsteen
You read my mind re: the Crazy Town douche AND the Katy Segal hott. I want her to dress up like Lela from Futurama and play cyclops sex games with me.
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I don’t even know what that means.

11:50 am February, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

@Mr. White
I don’t know what that means either but sign me up for some cyclopean sex games, pronto.

11:51 am February, 24 Vin Douchal said...

P… U…
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He looks like the cabin boy from a gay pirate porno… not that there’s anything wrong with that… yeesh

11:54 am February, 24 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I’m not even gonna ask how you guys know what the members of Crazy Town look like.

11:55 am February, 24 Foxy Mocksy said...

Tough guy exterior with emotional problems interior is like crack to the ladies. You are most assuredly correct DB1. The ladies that can’t see through this ploy. Take your wounded tattooed bunny routine elsewhere douchebag. Nobody cares that you had it rough growing up or that your ex-girlfriend was a crazy whore. Let me guess, your Dad was an asshole too. Wow, geez you suckered in me in. Actually shit, you suckered me in.
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Mock harder these douches ARE the most dangerous!

11:56 am February, 24 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I have no clue who Crazy Town is/are. If that picture is a teaser, I’m scared to google it.

I am old, and very likely to chase down that guy with a rake if he stepped on my lawn.

12:03 pm February, 24 Deltus said...

She is far too tasty yumm gargle rinse repeat to be anywhere near him, “celebrodouche” or not. Actually tough guys would wipe their asses with him. Not his shirt, mind, but *him*.

12:10 pm February, 24 Luis Douchuel said...

So, tough guys would want him in their asses? I guess I follow you.

12:20 pm February, 24 Fatness said...

Meh. She’ll be 200 pounds by 30 and he already smells of cheap vodka and anal discharge.

12:30 pm February, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

I hate to admit it but I’m going to have to agree with the other posters that this is the guy from Crazy Town. The bleeth I think is named Houston a porn star who was on the Stern show a lot several years ago if not Anjela Jolie’s skanked out long lost maybe twin sister. I commend her courage to go out in public with that Herp sore on upper lip

12:31 pm February, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My vote for Angelica = young Katey Segal + current Christina Hendricks+ just a small dash of young Raquel Welch. Stir gently. Rinse, lather, repeat.
.
My vote for pudwhacker here: who fuccen cares? He needs a beatdown pronto preferrably by somebody like this.

12:36 pm February, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dr. Lovelace from the TV show, “Wild, Wild, West,” has held up quite well over the years.
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_91s-Zkod9Gc/TJDXiumeSzI/AAAAAAAAJe4/QELx4EP9kC0/s1600/bscap0001.jpg

12:39 pm February, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This guy should pick on girls his own size…
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http://retardmedia.com/uploads/2007/09/japanese-midget-girl-hobbits.jpg
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http://chuckpalahniuk.net/files/u1059792/Bridget_the_Midget.jpg

12:46 pm February, 24 Wedgie said...

I don’t think he’s faking sadness at all. I think he sobered up, and looked in the mirror.

12:56 pm February, 24 Stephanie said...

I can smell that bag from here. Phew!

1:03 pm February, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Married With Douchebag.

1:04 pm February, 24 Bag A said...

@Walnuts —
Yikes! Growing up, I used to be scared to death of Dr. Lovelace! He was almost as scary as those flying monkeys in the W. of Oz!

1:06 pm February, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Walnuts

I’d hump the Jap midgets if they’d fist each other first.
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Bridget is a porn actress I think. But I wouldn’t know.

1:07 pm February, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The term “celebrity” has gotten extremely watered down over the past few years. This guy is a slapable douche, no matter if he was on some reality show I never hear of or not.

1:17 pm February, 24 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Porn star or not I’d pee in her butt. As for the douche fellow…I wish he would stand up so I could get a better look at him.

1:36 pm February, 24 The Dude said...

I’d put my Welch in Raquel.
I’d pepper my lemon in her mint.

You say her name is Angelica?
I’d frond my palm in her pond.

Looking at this pic makes me feel like I’m on AngeLSD.

Or, I could get another cup of coffee and write some more music.

God, I’m nuts.

1:50 pm February, 24 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yeah, that’s the crazy town dude. Having one semi-hit and then going on a TV show to let everyone watch you in rehab is a pretty lame career trajectory. Jus’ sayin. Crazy Town was total crap and I’d love to taint punch the whole lot of them.

3:25 pm February, 24 Douchetastic said...

That’s Seth “Shifty” Binzer or some shit like that from whatever crap band. He’s done mulitple tours of duty on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. I know this because Mrs. Douchetastic makes we watch.

3:34 pm February, 24 The Worn Out Area Code said...

….sigh…….is this from the 714?

I’m so ashamed.

3:38 pm February, 24 That girl said...

Ooooooo, I would like to see him and Mike Ness fight for “tough guy, sad face”. Yes!

4:13 pm February, 24 Wedgie said...

Hey, do you guys realize that’s the guy from Crazy Town?

4:21 pm February, 24 Crucial Head said...

Hi guys.

Just wanted to say: that’s the singer from Crazytown, aka the worst band ever.

No rockstar leniency rule for these guys

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Crazytown&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ErNmTYq7EMWclgfU1tmBAg&ved=0CE8QsAQ&biw=1419&bih=728

4:30 pm February, 24 Ultra Bagnus said...

Oh, Shifty Doucheshock, you’ve made an appearance here on hcwdb before! And I stated then, as I state now: As long as women are impressed with the line, “I used to be famous,” you will always have a home on the Sunset Strip.

4:56 pm February, 24 Fatness said...

Don’t you have to be a rock star to be eligible for the rockstar leniency rule? Never hear of these asswarts.

5:04 pm February, 24 The Guy from Crazytown said...

Hey! That’s me!

5:16 pm February, 24 Wedgie said...

BTW, you can’t ever trust a guy named Seth. Especially if his nickname is “Shifty”.
Which, coincidentally or not, is just a single letter from being “Shitty”.

7:41 pm February, 24 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

They found camaraderie in matching print details: her dress, his tatts.

1:37 am February, 25 appointment setting said...

Donna from That 70s Show that escaped from a lab that brings my weird TV sitcom character sex fantasies to life

5:39 am February, 25 Daggerbagger' said...

I just got an unwelcome reminder the crushing feeling I got when I rifled through my GF’s CDs and found a few Crazy Town discs. ‘Yeah I love that band!’ she had said. Shudder. It had to end.

6:59 am February, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Angelica,
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You turned me down for this crapweasel? you deserve what you got.

7:37 am February, 25 Army of Doucheness said...

@Crucial-

For the record, this fucccen website kept saying my comment couldn’t be posted so i kept re-trying til it worked….and up until this morning at least on my end only 1 comment made it live.

7:40 am February, 25 Army of Doucheness said...

btwm am I the only one that thinks maybe the white fully head covering bandana with the black headband makes him look like a sheikh?

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1436&bih=699&q=sheikh&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=

8:09 am February, 25 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

He is sad, becasue that is what he is-

9:48 am February, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Dear lord.
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As soon as I can recover from this half-upchuck, I’ll write up a weekly. He looks like the spooge of CrazyTown’s lead singer metastasized in a suburban high school.

9:56 am February, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

CrazyTown marks the exact moment when tattoos and piercings became the Mark of the Douche. Not that it’s autodouche, mind you, but my tattoo wept a bit when they came on the scene.

10:00 am February, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

I’ve made my opinions on CrazyTown known on this site before. Check out their hit video (don’t watch so much that you hurt yourself) and I think nothing more needs be said:

11:11 am February, 25 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ AOD 7:37
Indeed, my little Mediterranean snack-cake, something is amiss with the comments. I seem to be having difficulty as well. Anyone else?

11:43 am February, 25 Wheezer said...

Generally speaking, I think the posts are delayed if you are avatar-less; that’s something I especially notice during the Friday Haiku run. My post here about smelling the Weekly winner was actually first to show.
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The filter may be working against that sort of thing because of the drug trading spammer trolls. Just a thought.

4:42 pm February, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Wait a minute – IS THAT A FUCCEN PAGER ON HIS BELT? LOL dude’s stuck in Pablo Escobar 90s!

5:42 am February, 26 Collaz B. Popped said...

Phuck this guy….

6:34 pm February, 26 G said...

I’m thinkin’ this is a half brother to Jed the Creepy Wankscrote, but, I could be wrong…

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