Thursday, February 10, 2011

Two Generical Pudwacks Buy Kyra a Molson Golden

Oh Kyra.

Your healthy yoga glow calls to me faintly, like a falsetto zebra from bad 70s-era Disney.

How your poor life choices task me like an arthritic leech hanging atwixt my scrotundae.

The Generical Pudwacks tell bad jokes. Their breath smells like refried onions. And the taller one checks Twitter while you’re in the bathroom.

So it is out of a protective sense of love that I hide out in the bushes in back of your dorm room at Colby.

Tell the campus police to let me go. I just want to go home and enjoy a tasty Malomar.

# posted by douchebag1
7:16 am February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have an intense feminine itch.

7:18 am February, 10 Bag A said...

Sideboob. I like sideboob.

7:19 am February, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^It speld femoneen ronng.

7:21 am February, 10 Bag A said...

Just noticed the little 1.5 inch pistol hanging from Generical Pudwack #2’s necklace. WTF?

7:23 am February, 10 The Dude said...

meh, those guys don’t hit the choad meter. Sideboob stirs me, however. She probly has one on tóther side too. mmm!

7:26 am February, 10 Anonymous said...

She kinda has that Winnie Cooper thing going. Winnie can use my ruler anytime she wants to work out a math problem.

7:43 am February, 10 Mr. White said...

One of them checks Twitter? No way. One of them actually Twitters shit like “OMG DERZ A HOTT CHIK HEER LOLOLOLCOPTER!” while you’re talking to them. Then he Tweets about his bowel movements.

7:44 am February, 10 Wedgie said...

He bought the little gun icon because they were sold out of the little coccks.

8:12 am February, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a shit about either of these choads? This guy!

8:26 am February, 10 Condouchious said...

Pudwack #1 seems harmless…no unnecessary bling, over done hair, stupid facial expressions, or outlandish clothes. I’m giving a notta with a warning to put the peace sign away. Pudwack #2 needs to stop borrowing Kyra’s tops. Kyra is sideboob.

8:29 am February, 10 Captain Garanichode said...

oooooh, Down-Home-Cookin’ side-booby!

8:58 am February, 10 tall guy said...

That mini gun bling say more than anything else about this clown’s douchery. And what it’s saying is that his douchery is ever present. I mean, what an idiot. I also reckon that those two dudes have mutual masturbation sessions.

9:01 am February, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I sure as hell hope a tree octopus comes by soon as eats these two.
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Yeah, some people are that fuccen stoopid.

9:28 am February, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Yoga has done Kyra well, that is a glorious firm side boob, I’d like to see her downward dog. Me thinks these two clowns could care less about any part of her anatomy.

9:50 am February, 10 Southern Scrotic said...

The two guys are obviously with each other. Both will be disgusted that Kyra photobombed their portrait when the prints are available.

10:03 am February, 10 Steve said...

Is a deep-V t-shirt autodouche? American Apparel sells them, and that’s a hipster store, not a guido store like A/X or whatever.

10:09 am February, 10 /b/ said...

hipsters are pretty close to autodouche without buying deep v-necks.

10:10 am February, 10 Anthony LaBaglia said...

I knew it was fake when they said octupuses instead of octopi.

10:10 am February, 10 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Son.

10:17 am February, 10 UFO Destroyers said...

@Anon 7:26
A little Winnie Cooper YES.
But more like :Olivia Munn.

11:14 am February, 10 Crucial Head said...

Sweet heavenly Lämp, she is hot!
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I would kegel a bushel of kumquats into a bazooka made of starved woodchuck assholes and meticulously fire them point blank into Bruce Boxleitner’s toaster oven before he wakes for his Sunday morning cup o’ Joe, if it meant I had the supreme honor of marrying one of the hubcaps on Kyra’s first car in an outdoor ceremony in Death Valley this coming July 12th at 2pm.

11:15 am February, 10 Crucial Head said...

Does anyone have the phone number of her gardener?

11:18 am February, 10 Crucial Head said...

She has a face and side boob that could launch a thousand drips.
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From my mushroom tip.

12:36 pm February, 10 Stephanie said...

Deep V-necks are auto douche NOW, that lousy doctor 90210 wears them, and TMZ recently featured him and everyone laughed in Harvey’s office.
I know I’m on the cutting edge of mock when I watch TMZ.

1:09 am February, 11 The Dude said...

Sorry, dint notice the 1.5cm gun hanging from the neck of the pud.

The sideboob blocked my view.

7:55 am February, 11 Tony Ventresca said...

There are three (3) men in this photo wearing fake logging jackets/shirts and too many women wearing little black dresses. WTF? Hipster post-art-show party in New York?

8:12 am February, 11 Deltus said...

BTW, don’t drink Molson Golden. That’s the crap we export.

2:07 am February, 14 Motorcycle Parts said...

meh, these guys do not hit Choad caliber. Sideboob confuses me though. He is probly one hand tóther too. mmm!

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