Saturday, February 26, 2011

What Happens in Vegas Flips You Off in Vegas

OMG!! Wait’ll OMG Cassie tells OMG Betsy about what OMG Irene did at the Hard Rock last weekend!!

Nothing redeemable here. Nuke… site… orbit. Lets move on.

# posted by douchebag1
12:38 pm February, 26 soy bomb said...

I dub thee “Cocckroach”
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Panel?

1:12 pm February, 26 The Dude said...

I love wimmins, and I refuse to tatt.

Tatt-eww!

1:24 pm February, 26 OMG-string said...

@soybomb, what about Ca-caroach?

And what about Betsie’s jubblie bubblies DB1? You nuke those you nuke society’s future. Oh wait there’s like a gabillion boobs out there. Carry on. Irene looks like a total soul sucking harpy.

@Dude, right on.

1:33 pm February, 26 Wedgie said...

Lip-lickin’ big-titted stripper milf in the middle makes me love Jeebus.
Dickweed with “PAIN” tatted on his knuckles makes me hate mankind.
Is that what Jung had in mind? Somehow, I don’t think so.

1:46 pm February, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Be a waste of some big titties there in blue if we just nuke ‘em. Oh well.

1:52 pm February, 26 Mr. White said...

He has “PATH” tattooed on his knuckles to show his love for the Port Authority Trans-Hudson mass transit system, which allows him to travel from Weehauken to various bridge-and-tunnel clubs in Manhattan. He has “Corduroy” tattooed on his stomach to show his love for Corduroy the Bear, with whom he once had sexual congress with. FACT.

1:53 pm February, 26 Mr. White said...

Red Bikini was also going to get a tatt, but she couldn’t decide whether to get “Weeble Ass” or “Skin Cancer.” Luckily, her love for both of those are already obvious.

1:58 pm February, 26 creature said...

girl in the middle has some fantastic saddle bags!

2:48 pm February, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Only this guy would use his abdomen to tattoo the name of the county he was imprisoned in, Two of those girls have overbites. And by overbites I mean cock scratchers. I dub him Fartacus: Sob of the Arena.

2:49 pm February, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I haven’t been to Vegas in years looks like I haven’t missed much.
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I concur with Creature’s assessment regarding butterface.
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Bucky Beaver overbite pooch belly in the red looks like she could be sneaky “big girls need lovin too” naughty in the sack, bathroom or on the kitchen floor.

2:49 pm February, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^or Cocckroach. Son. I hear screeching, damn girls watching American Midol again.

3:03 pm February, 26 Ted Brogan said...

Nice floatation devices!

4:16 pm February, 26 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That there is some crevace [Old French: crevice] on the blue bags one!

4:18 pm February, 26 Fat girl said...

@Et Tu, 2:49, preach on my brotha! Holla at a heffer!

4:22 pm February, 26 Wheezer said...

His full stomach tatt reads:
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Bitch of County
Cell Block 7h

4:31 pm February, 26 boone doggle said...

nice mams

4:48 pm February, 26 Hong Kong Douchey said...

And this is a prime example of why I spent the extra money to stay at the Bellagio last week while visiting LV.

5:21 pm February, 26 The Dude said...

Mammies, how I luv ya how I luv ya
My dear sweet mammaes!

5:30 pm February, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Something about the fat pig with the red headband reminds me of Magilla Gorilla. Maybe it’s her massive gut or buck-fuccen-teeth and ape jaw.
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http://superitch.com/images/2010/07/MAGILLA-GORILLA-SKETCH-CARD.jpg

6:24 pm February, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Those turquoise tits are a bit saggy to make me think “bolt-ons”, but even engineered props have a collapsible life-span. Sorta like that Tacoma Narrows Bridge flappin’ down in the wind back in the day.

YEs, Tatt-EWS! Great moniker, DUDE!!

6:39 pm February, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Classy. Flip off the camera.
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What’s wrong guys? Was your mom taking the picture?

“Fuck you mom for giving birth to me! Biggest mistake of your life bringing a pathetic waste of protoplasm like myself into this world! I flip you off deservedly so!”
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Blue bikini cleavage makes me approvingly pinch n’ roll my scrotum. Ahhhh, that’s better.

7:25 pm February, 26 walmart deathshead flame t-shirt said...

Tattoos are so rebellious. Nobody has one.

7:44 pm February, 26 In love said...

hey some love for white/pink bikini!
Nice cans and her tounge is already heat seeking my dick

7:59 pm February, 26 Fatness said...

Red-top bleeth’s gut protrudes farther then her boobs. Second order violation.
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I wouldn’t mind giving white-top something to do with that tongue.

8:35 pm February, 26 Mark it Eight, Douche said...

The one in the blue is MINE!

11:19 pm February, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Yeah, it’s like somebody reached into a Mr. Potato Head Hot Chicks In Bikinis box, and pulled out all the bad teeth smiles, various butterfaces, and a choad, put it all together and snapped this photo.

8:09 am February, 27 Show some restraint! said...

Hmmm, I thought that the purpose of site is to point out and ridicule men who may be taking advantage of young, impressionable women. I’d like to ask politely that you refrain from attacking these women who are nothing more than victims. These women fall prey to testosterone-fueled con artists who fail to realise that these girls are HUMAN BEINGS!
Please, show us that you can be better than the thugs who are depicted on this site, and show some concern for the innocents who need your compassion.
Thank you.

10:15 am February, 27 canadouche said...

re doucheywallnuts @ 5:30:
Magilla Gorilla yes, or perhaps Bingo? They even share the same color scheme:
http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/bingo.jpg

10:20 am February, 27 canadouche said...

DoucheyWallnuts @ 5:30:
Magilla Gorilla yes, or perhaps Bingo:
http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/bingo.jpg
Bingo and the Steven Tyler look-alike are even the same color.

11:49 am February, 27 Steve L. said...

i remember when “OMG” and “LOL” were used exclusively by people who spend too much time on a computer. and never by people who spend too much time in the Hard Rock.
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yep. those were the days.

2:14 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Mr. White @ 1:53 FTW.
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“Weeble Ass”.
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Snicker.
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Before you nuke, you might wanna call the WHO, too. Check the contaminants in the surrounding area.

3:08 pm February, 27 canadouche said...

re DocheyWallnuts @ 5:30: Yes, Steven Tyler’s retarded sister does look like Magilla Gorilla, but even more like Bingo from the Banana Splits:
http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/bingo.jpg
Same color scheme, too.

10:20 am February, 28 Captain Garanichode said...

guud lawd thats some twin engine motorboat situation

12:50 pm February, 28 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

@Soy Bomb: I second the motion.

2:24 pm February, 28 Stephanie said...

I could find about 5,000 asshole people doing the same thing in their photos…how original.

9:42 pm February, 28 Lil' Fartknocker said...

I disagree…the middle babe in turquoise bikini is quite redeemable even though, at first glance, she appears to be tuckin’ a wiener.

3:42 am March, 1 Motorcycle Parts said...

He has â Corduroyâ tattooed on his stomach to show his love for Corduroy the Bear, with whom they five times had sexual congress with. FACT.

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