Monday, February 28, 2011

Where’s Collegiate Pudwank Waldouche?

Somewhere in this lineup of pillow fighting state school giggle bobbs named Kelly, all of whom hate math, I’ve carefully hidden a collegiate pudwank Waldouche.

Look closely.

Can you find him asking confused foreign exchange students what their major is?

# posted by douchebag1
9:36 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I SEE HIM! I SEE HIM!!!!
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HE’S THE ONLY ONE WEARING SUNGLASSES!!! Right?

9:36 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

By the way, FIRST! Son.

9:37 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy is tired of pretending he is not special. He has tiger blood and Adonis DNA. He fucks godesses and snorts blow with porn stars. Fuck, that was Charlie Sheen.

9:38 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Charlie Sheen is this years Stackhouse.

9:39 am February, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty they use plasma screens for IUD’s. Son.

9:51 am February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

indoor sun glass wearing is autodouche of the highest degree,

9:58 am February, 28 creature said...

uhm, 1 hott chick?

10:04 am February, 28 Shocker Khan said...

Make a run for it Sue Chan! This douche has got the yellow fever!
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@Reverend Chad, agreed. Charlie Sheen is def this year’s Stackhouse. Also by his own self admission an F18…bro. Son. You must feel pretty good about yourself in comparison. At the end of the day it must be nice to fire up a blunt, throw back some booze, ignore your kids and say “Hey, at least I’m not Charlie Sheen.”

10:51 am February, 28 Wedgie said...

WTF on the right? Doesn’t she know the name of this site? Crop the fuccen pic, for the love of dog.

10:54 am February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty they use Vicks VapoRub for anal lube.

10:55 am February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Charlie Sheens girlfriends are so dirty they douche with Bacardi 151.

10:57 am February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Chalie Sheens girlfriends are so dirty that instead of a string, their tampons have a gold necklace with a giant clock on it.

11:08 am February, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

I fuccked a white girrl
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Son!!!!

11:24 am February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty they use the waste oil receptacle at the local Jiffy Lube to wash up and it actually makes them cleaner.

11:47 am February, 28 douche bagel said...

charlie sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty a hazmat crew has to quarantine their tampons

12:07 pm February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are dirty they were in a video called Joey Porsche, FishSlap, two girls and one cup.

12:08 pm February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty they use Frank Mercurio sideways with a boxing glove on each end.

12:09 pm February, 28 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Son.

1:09 pm February, 28 Deltus said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty they’ve been barred from swimming in the East River for fear of endangering whatever wildlife is left.

1:15 pm February, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty if you had to live next to them or Love Canal you’d choose Love Canal.

1:15 pm February, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

No one gives a hoot about Waldouche in Cotton Ball print shirt, we’re just lookin’ at the three hotts on the left,Pleasingly-Plumpy, Medium-Rare and Stick-Thin.

2:10 pm February, 28 soy bomb said...

This douche evokes nothing from me but laughter.
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He.
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He, he.
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Guffaw!!!!!1!!

2:12 pm February, 28 douche bagel said...

charlie sheen’s girlfriends are so dirty, GG allin wouldn’t touch their poo

9:15 pm February, 28 Steve L. said...

all of them major in psychology.
i just felt like saying that.

3:44 am March, 1 Motorcycle Parts said...

At the finish of the day it must be nice to fire up a blunt, throw back some booze, ignore your children and say Hey, at least I âm not Charlie Sheen.

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