Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Where’s The Spiker?

Somewhere in this area of overpriced bottle service validation and pouty Russian mail order hotties, I’ve carefully hidden aging rocker choad, The Spiker.

Look closely.

Can you ask him to play some Skynyrd?

# posted by douchebag1
1:31 pm February, 22 Wheezer said...

Blondie senses something is amiss, as if she’s thinking “I think someone farted,” but the brunette in the middle is clearly disgusted by the poo stench.

1:33 pm February, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’m pretty sure the Spiker lives under my sink. Seriously. I found him at Target for $2.99 and he is supposed to great at cleaning mugs and glasses.

1:39 pm February, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Are we sure this isn’t Gary Oldman on the set of a new moview about the life of Thomas Dolby?
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http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/gary-oldman-image.jpg

1:46 pm February, 22 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Best thing about this pic is the tub full of Red Bull on ice. The only thing that screams “classy” more loudly would be a carafe of Paul Mason white zin… oh look!

1:47 pm February, 22 Foxy Mocksy said...

Okay, this seals it. The Spiker has to have access to some primo kush. His weird little buddy on the left there must be his accountant.
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Middle hott, I feel ya. Not worth it. Get out while you can.

1:53 pm February, 22 Hermit said...

Curly-haired Nädïä left her tiny fishing village on the River Völgä, with the promise of a job as a waitress in the United States.
Here, she shows her displeasure that instead of restaurant work, she’s being paid thirty bucks, and is expected to extract the caviar from Timmy’s man-sturgeon.

1:54 pm February, 22 DarkSock said...

They are living the dream….of a 14 year old male narcissist, but still…..living the dream!

2:01 pm February, 22 Fatness said...

Dude (1:33), I believe
this may be him…

2:26 pm February, 22 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

The Spikers’ noggin resembles a vagina trim that went horribly awry.

2:41 pm February, 22 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh gee and it looks like his smile is permanently frozen in place too. God bless plastic surgery.

2:54 pm February, 22 Crucial Head said...

Nadia sat silent and brooding, flanked by the attending doctor’s and nurses, as her freshly hanger-poached fetus convulsed through its final death throes in the bowl on the table.

2:58 pm February, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Four of these people make me as irate as a Somali pirate on a private yacht full of bibles being tailed by an American warship. Son.
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Too soon?

3:09 pm February, 22 DarkSock said...

It’s WheatStalk’s cousin, WheatBurst.

3:13 pm February, 22 Wedgie said...

Rev:
Lesson learned…..stay away from Bibles and Somalis.
And is it just me, or is this guy aging incredibly fast right before our eyes? Dog years.

3:23 pm February, 22 Crucial Head said...

His head is a still-frame of a rupturing hernia.

3:25 pm February, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth in the middle is pissed that she drew the short straw and it will be her kidney in that bucket before the night is over.

3:30 pm February, 22 Crucial Head said...

This is a still-frame of a thousand men, painted with invisible ink except for their cockk’s – spontaneously skull fucking Spiker.

4:19 pm February, 22 Douchble Helix said...

Ya know, sometimes just lurking here in Mom’s basement, hattin’ on tha playas doesn’t seem so bad.

Like, if the alternative was to be at the club with those broads, with or without The Spiker? Yeah, the basement’s pretty cool, too.

4:48 pm February, 22 Deltus said...

Spiker’s day job is cleaning anal and vaginal tracts of elephants at local zoos. That’s how he has the kind of money to buy the excellent quality drugs that he MUST have to even be within 100 feet of the high quality hott he’s photographed with.

5:01 pm February, 22 Foxy Mocksy said...

^I effing knew it. Thank you Deltus.

5:15 pm February, 22 Guid is Good said...

Curvy Tatiana in the grey dress let me help you with …um, your visa application. And we’ll need to do something about that fringe too. Those other two look pissed off – wouldn’t want to be around when they get back to the agency.

6:23 pm February, 22 Steve L. said...

the Jewels of Russia are not vodka, yo. it’s these chicks.

7:43 pm February, 22 Douchelips said...

Dude…is that Juliette Lewis in the middle?

http://innthebasement.com/wp-content/uploads/juliette-lewis.jpg

9:46 pm February, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

They mistook him for Dana Carvey re-invented as the sun-god, but then, Dana himself mistook them for modern church ladies.

1:58 am February, 23 Stephanie said...

He still looks like a car ran over his face in this view as well,bottlebrush.

4:09 am February, 23 Motorcycle Parts said...

They mistook him for Dana Carvey re-invented as the sun-god, but then, Dana himself mistook them for modern church ladies.

12:44 pm February, 23 DixieRecht said...

Isn’t The Spiker the same tosser recently written up in The Wall Street Journal? Implications of Medicare fraud!? If it is he calls himself The Rock Doc as in rock ‘n’ roll!

How droll. How utterly banal.

2:28 pm February, 23 Pliny said...

Is this the guy from Hellraiser?

2:25 am February, 24 appointment setting said...

she shows her displeasure that in lieu of restaurant work, she is being paid thirty bucks, and is expected to extract the caviar from Timmyâ’s man-sturgeon.

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