Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Where’s The Spiker?
Somewhere in this area of overpriced bottle service validation and pouty Russian mail order hotties, I’ve carefully hidden aging rocker choad, The Spiker.
Look closely.
Can you ask him to play some Skynyrd?
Blondie senses something is amiss, as if she’s thinking “I think someone farted,” but the brunette in the middle is clearly disgusted by the poo stench.
I’m pretty sure the Spiker lives under my sink. Seriously. I found him at Target for $2.99 and he is supposed to great at cleaning mugs and glasses.
Are we sure this isn’t Gary Oldman on the set of a new moview about the life of Thomas Dolby?
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Best thing about this pic is the tub full of Red Bull on ice. The only thing that screams “classy” more loudly would be a carafe of Paul Mason white zin… oh look!
Okay, this seals it. The Spiker has to have access to some primo kush. His weird little buddy on the left there must be his accountant.
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Middle hott, I feel ya. Not worth it. Get out while you can.
Curly-haired Nädïä left her tiny fishing village on the River Völgä, with the promise of a job as a waitress in the United States.
Here, she shows her displeasure that instead of restaurant work, she’s being paid thirty bucks, and is expected to extract the caviar from Timmy’s man-sturgeon.
They are living the dream….of a 14 year old male narcissist, but still…..living the dream!
Dude (1:33), I believe
this may be him…
The Spikers’ noggin resembles a vagina trim that went horribly awry.
Oh gee and it looks like his smile is permanently frozen in place too. God bless plastic surgery.
Nadia sat silent and brooding, flanked by the attending doctor’s and nurses, as her freshly hanger-poached fetus convulsed through its final death throes in the bowl on the table.
Four of these people make me as irate as a Somali pirate on a private yacht full of bibles being tailed by an American warship. Son.
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Too soon?
It’s WheatStalk’s cousin, WheatBurst.
Rev:
Lesson learned…..stay away from Bibles and Somalis.
And is it just me, or is this guy aging incredibly fast right before our eyes? Dog years.
His head is a still-frame of a rupturing hernia.
Bleeth in the middle is pissed that she drew the short straw and it will be her kidney in that bucket before the night is over.
This is a still-frame of a thousand men, painted with invisible ink except for their cockk’s – spontaneously skull fucking Spiker.
Ya know, sometimes just lurking here in Mom’s basement, hattin’ on tha playas doesn’t seem so bad.
Like, if the alternative was to be at the club with those broads, with or without The Spiker? Yeah, the basement’s pretty cool, too.
Spiker’s day job is cleaning anal and vaginal tracts of elephants at local zoos. That’s how he has the kind of money to buy the excellent quality drugs that he MUST have to even be within 100 feet of the high quality hott he’s photographed with.
^I effing knew it. Thank you Deltus.
Curvy Tatiana in the grey dress let me help you with …um, your visa application. And we’ll need to do something about that fringe too. Those other two look pissed off – wouldn’t want to be around when they get back to the agency.
the Jewels of Russia are not vodka, yo. it’s these chicks.
Dude…is that Juliette Lewis in the middle?
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They mistook him for Dana Carvey re-invented as the sun-god, but then, Dana himself mistook them for modern church ladies.
He still looks like a car ran over his face in this view as well,bottlebrush.
They mistook him for Dana Carvey re-invented as the sun-god, but then, Dana himself mistook them for modern church ladies.
Isn’t The Spiker the same tosser recently written up in The Wall Street Journal? Implications of Medicare fraud!? If it is he calls himself The Rock Doc as in rock ‘n’ roll!
How droll. How utterly banal.
Is this the guy from Hellraiser?
she shows her displeasure that in lieu of restaurant work, she is being paid thirty bucks, and is expected to extract the caviar from Timmyâ’s man-sturgeon.