Thursday, February 24, 2011
Where’s Waldouche?: Smuggy Lips Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of Southern Bottle Blondes whose legs all need a triple pooch, I’ve carefully hidden a Smuggy Lips.
Oh sure, you thought he was innocuous at first.
But this story won’t end well.
These are not the lips I have been looking for. I’d do the three non-blondes with a shovel and a parakeet.
Seriously, just drop your daughter and her friends off at the mall and then leave. No one like a helicopter dad.
WTF is it with chicks stickin’ all sorts of things between their boobs that aren’t penile related? Cell phones? Cigarette packs? Bras? Seriously, this is an epidemic that needs to stop. There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world and it would be a pity to damage any of them.
On closer inspection, Lippy McGerbilcoock is in for three unpleasant surprises a few hours later. He was unaware that the producers of Le Cage Au Folles were sticklers for authenticity and that he was roofied by insatiable cockwielders.
I love me the smokes in the cleavage. Breast cancer stick anyone?
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Smuggy lips, you’re old. Too old for the smuggy lips move.
These lips were made for rimming and thats just what they do. At four in the morning these dudes are going to shit all over you.
Lefty Blonde looks hot, but minus 6 points for the Marlboro Stuff!! What’s up with that? I smell an invention – The Ciggy Bra by Whamo – so you don’t sweat on the cigs and you lower their profile while maintaining your curves!?
I don’t know, Rev, I kinda think the dude with the smokes stuffed between his tits is cute.
Left Bleeth gets more reptilian with each shot.
I love how chicks spend hours to get all dolled up: the hair, the makeup, the sexy dress, the perfume, the shoes, choosing between a thong or nothing, etc. only to jam something ‘tarded down their tops, nullifying it all. As the esteemed Bunsun mentioned above, if it’s not penis related, it’s as useless as that drunk-assed douche in this post.
Excuse me, …ahem.. is this thing on? , test test…thank you
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Girls In Yoga Pants.com
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Goodbye afternoon
^^ YogaPants, as expected, blocked by work. that’s too bad
so if middle chick has the phone set to vibrate, I think that would technically count as a motorboating when it rings
Waldouche Oldbag you fail and by fail I mean let it go. These girls tolerate you you because you pick up the bar tab. It’s time to move on Son!!, older girls can be just as fun, Hott and more likely to carry on a reasonably normal conversation.
In Case You’re Wondering Who That FREAK Is In The New Old Navy Commercials Dept:
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Melissa Molinaro
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Speaking of Yoga Pants, check out title character in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” in the downward dog position it’s a quick shot and might be a body double but it’s a good shot none the less. If Not there’s always Mila Kunis to droll over in that movie.
I can actually smell the cigarette smoke, tequila and nacho cheese doritos.
I pretty sure he fucks all 3 of ’em, then steals her smokes.
@Wedgie
I’d do him too and find out she was a dude on Montel. There is something about their foreheads that leads my boner downwards. Boss.
There are few things as sexy as a pack of Marlboro 100’s singing an irresistible siren song from a woman’s heaving cleavage.
But a man can be driven to near-madness by a crack pipe peeking provocatively over the waistband of a pair of turquoise sweatpants.
But a man can be driven to near-madness by a woman that can suck start a Peterbuilt
… But a man can be driven to near-madness by a woman with a homemade labial circumcision
… But a man can be driven to near-madness by a woman with a yoga suit made of severed lemur penii
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see how I worked that in, eh?
The caption for this photo could be, “Three Dogs Night.”
Also, nothing says “classy broad” like wedging a pack of smokes in your cleavage.
The one on the right keeps up the streak of at least one tranny per week showing up in pictures on the site. I think it was on the cover of Bukkakke Illustrated this week, as well.
…but a man can be driven to near-madness by a moistened, pulsating beaver fired at close range.
@Wedgie
Only a dude would spend so much time on a head of receding hair like that and use her well muscled shoulders to shove a pack of smokes in her shirt. Now Vin’s picture is not a dude.
@ Et Tu, Kristen Bell is the real deal as far as bod goes. Probably would not need a body double to pull it off.
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http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10900000/cute-cute-butt-kristen-bell-10918967-667-950.jpg
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Still, my wood belongs to Mila.
There are three chicks and four foreheads in that picture.
Nothing says classy like a pack of smokes stuffed in your tits. Fuck my life.
That blonde on the left is one smokin’ hot chick.
That blonde in the middle has ring tones that would vibrate a taut condom off a hard prick.
That blonde on the right is Daddy’s Little Girl, as the “won’t end well” photo verifies.
@Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche nice Princess Bride quote.
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I’d go through the fire swamp to be that cell phone.
Seriously, this is an epidemic that needs to cease. There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world & it would be a pity to damage any of them.
I’d smoke her boobs regardless of the health risk. Boobarettes, Ciggaboobs
Is that an iPhone in your cleavage, or are you happy to see me? oh, it is an iPhone. Curse you, Steve Jobs!
Nothing I love more when i nuzzle the cleave of a hottie that the smell of a stale Marlboro hard pack, delish!!!
Is it me or does Ms. Marlboobie have kind of a Marg Helgenberger vibe?
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‘Cuz I sorta like Marg Helgenberger – now, if “Blondie” would do something different with that hairstyle of hers, she’d look a whole lot hotter.