Saturday, February 12, 2011

Your Saturday Vegas Valtrex Sandwich

Somewhere, way up in the sky, Frank, Dean and Sammy just choked on an olive pit.

# posted by douchebag1
12:30 pm February, 12 Mr. White said...

It’s your “Saturday: DB1 Hates You” selection.
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Those are three ugly dudes.

1:00 pm February, 12 Wedgie said...

The one in the middle looks like Hosni Mubarek. I wondered where he would turn up.

1:14 pm February, 12 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Okay! Line up in order of STDs!

1:16 pm February, 12 Ted Brogan said...

All of a sudden, my groin is burning.

1:22 pm February, 12 soy bomb said...

Looks like a fun bunch.

1:34 pm February, 12 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

This is why the world hates us.

1:56 pm February, 12 wonderdouche twin said...

Total IQ of 90 FTW!

1:57 pm February, 12 wonderdouche twin said...

Oh yeah, where’s the hot chick?

2:14 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role as Herpione in Hairy Potter and The Philosophers Bone.

2:16 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role as Princess Laida in The Empire Strokes Back.

2:18 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She ust scored the DVD cover for her role as Sarah Spawner in the Sperminator: Rise of the Cock Rings.

2:20 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role as Violet Horegard in Charlie and the Jelly Dong Factory.

2:25 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role as Horva Fucktumuch in Oceans 11 Incher.

2:29 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role as Harlot in Bone With The Wind.

2:30 pm February, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sorry. I is stoned waiting for guests.

3:32 pm February, 12 The Dude said...

That’s the worst thing I have ever seen.

Terrible.

3:48 pm February, 12 harry said...

White trash. ( Don’t CALL me that ! )

4:34 pm February, 12 The Dude said...

The Empire Strokes Back! Holy crap, thass funny, thanks.

5:36 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in Munchers versus Analings

5:37 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Three Men, One’s a Semi-Lady”

5:38 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in Titty-Slitty Gang-Bang

5:38 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Titty Slickers 2: Curly Hole”.

5:39 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Ass Cream Sandwich”.
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No Hollywood Tie-In; just crass-ness.

5:40 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

The three lone survivors of the 2010 Marvel Comics printing press explosion were quick to blow their settlement in Vegas.

6:33 pm February, 12 The Dude said...

Titty Slitty Gang-Bang? dammit, that pic already ruined my entire world!

Now Pretty Shitty Gang Bang has been impurified forever.

Thank heaven for the golf channel and their French Horn-based golf themes!

6:52 pm February, 12 Wheezer said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her Broadway role in “Scats!”

7:12 pm February, 12 Mr. White said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “BLOOORRRF! Enter the Vomitorium.”

7:13 pm February, 12 Mr. White said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “Things That Are Less Attractive Than the Inside of My Colon After Binging on Curry and Peanuts.”

7:20 pm February, 12 Wheezer said...

Charmed boobies – just sayin’…..

9:09 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “A Fist Full of Hollas”

9:09 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “True Grip”.

9:09 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “Winter’s Boner”.

9:10 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “The King’s Spurt”.

9:57 pm February, 12 Stephanie said...

Their fuccen Hollywood nipple ring moment.

10:05 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for Shitter Island.

10:06 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for BreastRepo.

10:06 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for The PoonCock Taints.

10:08 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for The Girl With The Gaggin’ Tattoo.

10:09 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for Moulin Douche.

10:11 pm February, 12 Medusa Oblongata said...

She just scored the DVD cover for The Untouchables.
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See what I did there?

10:18 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “Sex Toy Story 3 (holes)”

10:20 pm February, 12 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for “Eat, Poo, Rub”

10:32 pm February, 12 Stephanie said...

Playboy visitors struck with mystery illness,well, here it is.

4:55 am February, 13 Horny from Hellaburger said...

Two hang looses and a devil horns. Does that guy in the middle think he’s hard?

5:59 am February, 13 Douche Ex Machina said...

I dunno. Sometimes I think ink like that can look sexy on a hot girl. It’s just that she isn’t hot and is flanked by two jackasses.

6:20 am February, 13 G said...

Picture gives me an urge to scrape off the bottom of my shoes…

6:47 am February, 13 the motley douche said...

Ok, boss – I know she’s total vapid bleethness…but I dig the full sleeve…what does that say about me?

Actually, don’t answer that…

6:49 am February, 13 the motley douche said...

@Wheezer – 2/12 7:20pm…Amen…

6:55 am February, 13 ehcuodouche said...

She just scored the cover as Iva Lotta Estidees in the new James Boned sequel.

8:02 am February, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’ll have the Meat Curtain Sandwich, with Bitch Tits Bread. Hold the Mayo, but I’d like extra Valtrex.

8:27 am February, 13 Anonymous said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Uranus Scattacks!!”

11:20 am February, 13 DarkSock said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Willy Honker and the Jelly Dong Factory”

11:51 am February, 13 Douchebag Apologist said...

Chicks shouldn’t get neck tats. Just sayin’

1:58 pm February, 13 massengill said...

She just scored the DVD for her role in “Welcome to My Asshole.”

1:59 pm February, 13 massengill said...

I think the guy with the Chinese dragon tat and blond hair got a little too into Sisqo.

2:08 pm February, 13 massengill said...

She just scored the DVD cover for her role in “Meat the Fuckers.”

7:56 pm February, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Gawd. Purple. And porch beef. With fat fried head.
What won’t people do to ruin perfectly good bods?

2:01 am February, 14 Motorcycle Parts said...

She just scored the cover of the DVD for his role in Herpione Hairy Potter and the Philosophers Bone.

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