Tuesday, March 15, 2011

“Asswipius Douchevegas” In Mid Mating Call

Rare do we witness an act of bleething occuring in the wild, yet here we find an excellent documentation of just such a happenstance.

Observes as the species of “Asswipius Douchevegas” engages in the rare Vegas Pool Bleething. An act of douchery so potent, that only moments later, full Bleeth in the Hott Chick has taken place.

# posted by douchebag1
9:34 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

Well, it’s certainly a good thing he’s sportin’ that mandanna – his hair could get wet in the pool or something.
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Good call, scrote.

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9:47 am March, 15 Wedgie said...

Regarding pic #2: You’d make that face too, if Woody Jr. was up your ass.

9:49 am March, 15 Wedgie said...

BTW, dass anyvone sprechen sie Germanic?

9:49 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

^^Whoa whoa whoa there, Herr Novoline Spammer…..the January posts are over there.
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9:50 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

Sorry, over there.
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My mistake.

9:56 am March, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Somebody needs to inform Hootie (in 2nd pic) to get out of the pool: An airstrike of chlorine and strychnine is inbound from Nellis AFB.

9:56 am March, 15 Taint to Proud to Beg said...

Its amazing how quickly the entire Bleethification process takes hold. Alcohol is acting as a social lubricant to expedite the coupling. However, me thinks she was bleeth prior to the douching. I mean she was in a Vegas Pool on her own accord, which we all know are cesspools of society’s discarded taintwads. To label this a true bleething, the hott chick should be someplace non-bleethy like a library (not one at UCLA), on a humanitarian mission, a soup kitchen, or a community garden and if the douche is able to transform her from conscientious hott chick to full blown bleeth by hugging her from the back and sticking his tongue out, then we have met our real enemy…the Douchealope.
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P.S. Where is the douche whisperer? Or Redouche Reooze Repsycho? They were scholars and observers of bleeths in the wild.

10:01 am March, 15 Anonymous said...

I weep for the bleethification of such gluteal succulence.

10:14 am March, 15 Bigphatnotadouche said...

He looks the douche on the Milf reality porn site.
Not that I would know anything about Milf porn….

10:20 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

The only good thoughts I get from these photos are perhaps this pool is not wall-to-wall with toxic douchebaggery because these idiots jumped in ignoring the warning signs that it is mid-shock treatment and some vile chemicals are being injested thorugh their pores.
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Think about and smile along with me

10:42 am March, 15 Deltus said...

@Vin: it’d be nice to think that. Nothing, though, short of a strong, flesh-eating acid at near-pure concentration would do the trick properly.

10:53 am March, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

John the Pooptist. Can’t wait for Medusa to demand his head on a platter.

11:06 am March, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

To paraphrase John Bender, “Does Dan Cortese know that you raid his wardrobe?”

11:40 am March, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Now all we need to do is convice El Douche that the aluminum Bud Lite bottle is actually a condom and that he should practice safe sex…

12:03 pm March, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

yeah, he does look like the douche in the MILF porn site. Even though the “MILF” porn site is actually just old worn out porn broads who can no longer find work in the mainstream biz. But that’s ok with me. Carry on.

12:51 pm March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wow usually it takes several years of alcohol & drug fueled sexual promiscuity induced by low self esteem and the resulting self loathing to descend into bleethiness. It looks like now societies insta-everything has crept into the bleething process. I dub this Instableeth.

1:26 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These two need a few punches and Crest Whitestrips.

3:25 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on, hold, hold on. I’m almost done cutting down the tree that will snap the power line…

6:42 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Scrotato 10:53
WANTS!
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And then I shall do The Dance Of The Seven Veils for you!

8:08 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Pool canoodling: Another variation of spring fever.

10:47 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

As the dark indigo cloud spread in the soft cyan waters, the poolside revelers knew instantly that Candi was but another notch in the belt of Bobby Joe Butt-Pisser.

12:55 am March, 16 Motorcycle Accessories said...

These idiots jumped in ignoring the warning signs that it is mid-shock treatment and some vile chemicals are being injested thorugh their pores.

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